This test is guaranteed to be nosier that “your parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something “to offend everybody.
50 ways to confuse, annoy, or just plain fuck with your roommate.
This document takes a very humouras look at people by their star signs.
Random ways to confuse and annoy pizza order operators.
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