Do ya hate school? by The Jolly Roger
- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call
in a bomb threat. Tell ‘em
that it is in a locker. Then they have
to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an
hour or two.
You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They
might
cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course,
you will probably have to make it
up in the summer…).
- Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule,
and
flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).
- Use
a smoke grenade in the hallway.
- Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the
80 column cards
inside if they are (gag) IBM.
- Make friends with student
assistants and have them change your
grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for
the report
cards.
- Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever
and
grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!
- Draw on lockers or
spraypaint on the building that the principal
is a fascist.
- Stick a potato in
the tailpipe of the principal’s car.
-Get a virus from The Black Gate BBS, and infect
their computers!
Most likely they use WordPerfect, Excel, and shit like that.
- USE YOUR IMAGINATION! -= RFLAGG =-
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