_–=PeEll=–_ on:
Do ya hate your mother?
I hate my mother (Dad is KewL). So I decided to make a
phile on making
her life a living hell (like she makes yours).
* If she smokes,
put a SMALL (we don’t want he dead…YET!!!) amount of black
(or match) powder in her
ashtray.
* Steal her car radio (break tha window so it looks like someone else did
it)
and give it away (and if you are really bad, sell it).
* Melt her drivers’
(or any other) license. Then she has to go get a new
one. DRAW BACK!!! If you can drive she
might make you drive her there and
make you waste an afternoon you could be using to make my
bombs!!!
* Hang bass-baits (phake worms) above her bed. Not much, but she will scream
forever.
* Dishsoap in her gas tank WILL (notice tha WILL, very high chance)
* Cut up a plastic bottle and putting it in her gas tank. It will
disolve
and will cloge tha valves!!! So then she has to have her engine rebuilt.
* Empty out her shampoo bottle and fill it with bleach and ammonia in it.
WARNING!!! This
stuff will knock you OUT!!! Like get a mask and do this in
a well ventulated area. Then seel
tha bottle shut tight. Put it back in tha
shower and pray she drowns.
_–=PeEll=–_ ™
This is version 1.1. So I will update it as I do things.
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