SHOPPING CENTER ANTICS
by The Trooper
This is a very small list, so there’s not much here. More parts will
be
coming.
Get bored in shopping centers? Well bud, this file is for you!
-1- At home make yellow signs like:
/\ /\
/ \ / \
/ GEEK \ / NAZI
\
< ON > < ON >
\ BOARD! / \ BOARD! /
\ / \ /
\/ \/
And tape them on people’s back car windows in the parking lot.
-2- Put Crazy Glue on
escalator steps.
-3- Put fake blood on a steak knife, and leave it an elevator.
-4- Toss fake spiders in an elevator
-5- Put tons of play money in a brown paper
bag, and leave it on a seat in the
eating hall.
-6- Instead, dump the money over
a balcony.
-7- Put itching powder on the toilet paper, and roll it back up.
-9- Draw
a porno picture on a big piece of paper, roll it and wrap it up. Pit
a
poster and price
tag sticker on it, and put it in the shelf with the other
post
ers at some store.
-10- Bring a porno program to computer store, boot the disk and get the hell
ou
ta there!
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