Terrorist Home Companion part ]I[ "Anarchy in the Suburbs!"

Dept. Store Fun “————— ““Most department stores have those little clamp on deals that they stick “on clothes to keep people from stealing them. Do what you must do to “get one of these (a friend who is employed there, hold the place up


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/> Dept. Store Fun
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Most department stores have those little clamp
on deals that they stick
on clothes to keep people from stealing them. Do what you must do
to
get one of these (a friend who is employed there, hold the place up,
whatever). Find
some lady with 3-5 kids, a stroller, a huge purse and
lots of other stuff that would make her
look suspicious. Stumble by and
plant this little devices in one of her pockets and wait by
the exit.
when she walks out.. Bells! Cops! the works.. And to top it all off,
one
embarrased lady! Another way is to take the thing home and rip the
little metal thing out of
it (looks like a piece of card board with
metal wrapped around it). Place it deep in your
wallet or in your pants
and wait around by the entrance. When you see the same type of
person
going out, you go in! Same effects. Only problem is, you have to get
back out! I
suggest just leaving the little prize on someone in the
store and leaving (don't hang around,
or do it at the same store twice,
the Cops may get suspicious of you).

Street
Fun
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Take some fishing line and run it across the street. Next, hang
rocks,
bolts, sinkers, etc. at windshield level. Find a telephone pole or a
tree to run
it across on. Another thing to do is to use light string
to tie 2 garbage cans together and
run the string across the street.
If you can't figure out what that does, you shouldn't be
reading this
file!

Bolt Bomb
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Take a bolt, 2 washers,
and 2 nuts. Screw on the first bolt, place a
washer after it. Put gun powder on the washer,
put the next washer on,
and screw on the last nut so that the nut is hanging out past the
end
of the bolt and the 2 washers are pushed together. Drop the bolt on the
bottom nut
and it will explode. Nothing big, but it is re-usable. Kinda
like the space shuttle. Uh,
scratch that last part.

Spoke Gun
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Take a bicycle spoke and
that little nut that holds it onto the rim.
Screw the spoke into the the nut a little bit.
Powderize a match head
and push it into the nut. Pack a wad of paper into the nut with
another
spoke. Hold the device from the end that doesn't have the screw on it
and then
hold a flame under the nut. When it gets hot enough, it will
blow up and send the paper
flying. This is small scale. If you wanted
to, you could use a piece of threaded rod and a 1
1/2 inch long nut to
make the results a little more interesting. You can even add your own /> projectiles. Just be sure that the paper is in tight enough to compact
the powder.

Flour & Gas
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Take a new bag of ordinary household flour and
pour gas on it. Light
it and drop it off of something high onto a hard surface. No
explosion,
but it gives a nice efect. Kinda like an Atomic Bomb.

PineSol &
Cl
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Wrap some cholrine up in a paper towel and tie it up tight. Next,
tape
it high on the inside of a Mayonaise jar (See illus. 'A'). Fill the
bottom of the
jar up (don't touch the paper!) with PineSol. Screw the
top back on and place it on the
ground. When ready, knock the jar over
and run like a bat out of hell (haul the mail, cruise,
mobeelin', bust
ass, do what you have to do, just get away!). It will explode, and

release alot of chlorine gas. Don't breathe it in! It will kill you!

( illustration A
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Hefty Gas

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Fill a hefty bag with gas from a gas stove. Tape a fuse to it and light it.
Have a book of matches at the end of the fuse to insure ignition.
Woof! No more hefty bag! Or
if you want to add some fun to it, forget
the fuse and just shoot bottle rockets at it. Same
effect.

Door Shock
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For this, you will need a 12 volt
transformer. Strip about 1 inch off
of the end of each wire. Run the wires out of your bedroom
door. Place
some electrical tape on the bottom of the outside door knob and then
tape
the bare wires down so they won't touch. Disguise the wires so
they won't look suspicious.
Turn on the transformer and wait for a
victim. This is the ultimate in privacy protection
devices. Don't
use more than 12 volts. You can kill somebody.

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Terrorist Home Companion part ]I[ "Anarchy in the suburbs" | |
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1986 by Anarchists-R-Us | |
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| | "If the shoe fits, try it on the other
foot, and it will feel | |
| | different" -Repo Man | |
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| | Note: The
Mentor in previous files with The Dead Kennedy is >NOT< the | |
| | same Mentor who
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