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-=- THE ANARCHY
MANUAL -=-
-=- volume one -=-
The Anarchy Manual
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Written by: Jonin Meka of
The Black Hand Society
Section One: The essence of terrorism
Welcome ! In the following text I will attempt to
explain to you
the way of Anarchy and how to be an Anarchist. One major section
of
Anarchy is terrorism. Terrorism is to me the best thing ever
to grace man’s path. Personally I
love terrorism because- well
the reason is because I really hate strangers. Sometimes I’ll
together just because they
don’t look right. But now back to
terrorism: Terrorism defined as "mass-organized
ruthlessness" and
a terrorist is defined as "one who rules by terror." Both
of
these descriptions are fairly accurate but to me terrorism is the
hatred of all good,
organization, love, and anything liked by
normal morons who live in our disguting society we
all call
free ! Therefor terrorism is the destruction of society. I love
that ! To be a
terrorist you must have this attitude ! Don’t read
any farther unless you are a terrorist.
Well, now the we all have
the understanding of terrorism we can begin. Note- you don’t have
cause terror !!!
Welcome again ! Before I write anymore I must tell you
that the
reason I am writing this manual is because I wish to spread
terroristic ideals
and ideas. Also I wish to tell you that Black
Hand Society rules. Well, on with it. The
following are some of
my own little goodies that I like to do once in a while. One more
thing- this manual does not explain how to make destruction
devices or any of that kind of
stuff. And finally one more thing-
I find experimentation is best when trying to terrorise
someone
or something. Here we go !
section two point one: ding dong ditch
Ding dong ditch (DDD) is probably one of the simplest forms of
terrorism known. It is
played by millions and is also the check
point for a future terrorist. What I mean is that we
a kid first
plays DDD he sub-conscously decides if he will be a terrorist. I
still love
to play this game but I add little things here and
there like ringing the dorr
bell,running,and then shooting the
moron who answers with a BB gun or with a rock shot with a
wrist
rocket. Other things are possible too such as ringing the
dorrbell, and not
running. This takes great courage and I find it
stupid but extremely funny ! Like the time my
friend rang some
morons doorbell then pretended to be selling….well shall I say
sexual
protection for both men and women. There was one problem
with this though- while my friend was
talking I couldn’t stop
cracking my head off ! So finally when the moron decided to (I
can’t belive this happened) buy some I just had to stop the
humility by taking an M-80 and
shooting it (with the Wrist
Rocket) through the guys window. Boom ! That was the end of
"Trojan Distributing Western New York Division." (God was that a
laugh!)
Ahhh my favorite. Here is the best and most
economical way to
obtain anything you desire: Shoplifting ! One note- this is
highly
dangerous in these days of hidden cameras and microphones
so be very careful and if all else
fails and you’re caught but
some stupid moron of a "store-detective" just be sure to
keep a
cube of "potassium chloide plastic explosives" with so you can
light it
while the moron has you by the arm and is taking you
whereever it is they take you when your
caught. Well on to some
safety clauses. For one always be silent while shoplifting as of
the microphones (if any). Next always look for
two-way mirrors, black spots on ony store
walls,
and most of all people who stay in a store for
more than an hour- The’re Narcs !
And now for
some advanced techniques. One I find to be fun is
to stuff my jacket then go
up to the register and
then buy something small ! That really confuses
the people.
Another trick is to have your friend
buy something while you talk to him and at the
same
time have a goodie right in your own hand
then just walk out of the store still talking
with your friend. One last thing- bagging goods
with stuff you already bought is stupid
unless
the store doesn’t give reciets but what the f–k
if you’re good enough !!!
section two point three: illegal entry
Another of my favorites. What is there
really to say about
illegal entry except for it is a great way to attract attention
to a
neighboorhood. I mean with all the cops that come around
the next day. Also this is a great
way to obtain valuble goodies
like electronic equipment. One thing never do this in your
own
neighboorhood because you won’t be able to use the goodies you
obtain. Well here we
go again. Never break into a house with
people in it if you are trying to obtain goodies and
also never
break into a house with an alarm (no s–t!). Always observe the
area you’re
going to break into before entering and look through
the window next to the front door to see
if they have an alarm.
There are several ways to break in: One is to lockpick your way
through but to the novice this may take time and years of
learning but one advantage is that
it is real silent and
undetectable. Another way is to use the BB gun Ice pick method.
First bring your BB gun (pistol preferable) and shoot a small
hole next to the lock. Then use
the Ice pick or some other device
to undo the lock on the window. Never leave anything of
yours at
the scene. Cat numbers and the such are traced quick. One final
way to enter is
to just crash the window with a stick. This
is really noisy but fun. If you want to do this
the target window
should be next to another noisy place like a street or something.
Also
don’t spend to much time in the place after entering and
most off wear gloves and a black suit
and always enter a night.
One more,thing I find it enjoyable to paint some type of remark
walls. Such an example would be
a certain symbol like a pentagram
or a saying like "fuck off" (simple but
suggestive) or to be
creative "you have bad taste in panties and curtains" or my
signing you’re
little messages usually I sign them by putting
"You’re worst dream" and "love,
John". You may find it wasteful
to write such messages but personally I think terrorism
should be
funny, sarcastic, and confusing. Two more things- try not to
leave any trace
of yourself such as articles of your clothing or
even your blood (you might cut yourself if
you break the window).
And if you consider yourself a common theif, DONT! You are an
Anarchist and a Terrorist !!!
section two point four: Misc.
Here are other
simple things you might like to do:
1) Enter a place with people in it and sneak up
them and then
totally surprise the f–k out of them while the’re sleeping.
You might do
this by screaming and hollering at the foot of
their bed or by setting their bedroom curtain
on fire and
then scream and holler at the foot of their bed. Scream "Get
out the
house !!! There is a f–king fire !!!" Also if you’re
horny you might decide to pretend
to be the husband and
molest the wife while she’s sleeping. Think of the
possibilites.
Pretending to be the husband is my favorite
because….well I’m horny. I start off by gently
massaging
the women’s breast and then taking my other hand and
venturing into beaver
land ! Another thing I find enjoyable
is if the the women is alone in the house I do the above
but
when she wakes up I simply knock her out with the stick I
used to break in with. If
you plan to do this be sure that as
soon as she opens her eyes you give her a swift blow to
the
head. Don’t wait for her to scream for God’s sake ! After you
have done this it’s
one for all and one for one. One more
thing if you’re really horny I suggest you tie her up
and
then wait for her to wake. Note- Do note cosider this rape !
It is not ! It is
terrorist tension relief. Also it was done
under pleasant circumstances.
2)
Letting the air out of people’s car tires has always been fun
but I prefer to blow the tires
up with impact explosives
better. Also I recomend blowing up the whole car. This is not
only fun but it makes great reading light. May I also suggest
you do the above before you read
the rest of the manual. That
way after you blow the car up you can sit next to a great
reading light and read some more of this manual while the car
burns. And finally one more
thing- I love to watch the people
scurrying trying to put the car out. I mean if they had
any
brains they would not it is impossible exspecially if you put
a buck of Napalm in
their front seat. Also I suggest you
paint the ground surrounding the car with impact
explosives.
That way when the car blows up (or just starts on fire) as
soon as the
people run to the car and watch it burn they’ll
step on the dried explosives and blow
themselves up. Note-
This is really cruel but what the hell ! You’re a terrorist !
little goodies for you to
do. I’ve given you a start now go
out and experiment ! Note- I have lots more but I don’t
want
to give away all my secrets. (maybe in later issues.)
Section Three:
Destruction (and death as a result)
Many of you I suspect don’t want to become murders
so I suggest
you dont read any further.It takes a great hatred to kill a human
being and
I highly recomend you don’t do it. Not only is it
really evil but you will have severe guilt
trips and may even
commit suicide as a result. Personally I don’t care anymore and
could
give a fuck about everything but occasionally I do regret
all the things I’ve done. Please
don’t read the rest of the
manual unless for entertainment purposes otherwise welcome to
the
world of Hell. (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha !)
(Stupid ? Well yes to a mere human but to a terrorist the above
is a
sign of greatness. I mean a terrorist should be crazy !!!)
(This concludes this volume
of The Anarchy manual. Watch for
volume two in the next couple of months. )
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