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|| This country sucks, because… ||
||Written especially for the 4th of July so
you can think about this country ||
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|| A Neon Knights Presentation, written by The
Outland ||
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This
file was written especially for those of you celebrating the 4th of July
so you can remember
all the problems our country has, basically because it
sucks.
This country sucks,
because the government locks away people who try to kill
politicians. Why lock away someone
who wants to control the dick population?
This country sucks, because the government
feels that halucinagenic drugs
should be illegal. Ted Kennedy is such an angel, his doesn’t
snort cocaine.
This country sucks, because the government and state municipalities
feel
speeding over 55 MPH should be illegal. Go to West Germany.
This country
sucks, because they ban music because it corrupts young children.
The PMRC has their fists up
their cazoo’s!
This country sucks, because they feel someone saying FUCK in a movie
means that
anyone under 14 can’t watch it.
This country sucks, because the FCC is
ran by a bunch of fat sweating assholes.
This country sucks, because the FCC thinks
saying BUGAR over the radio is
illegal.
This country sucks, because the FDA feels
IUDs are dangerous.
This country sucks, because the FDA hasn’t noticed that teen
pregnancies have
risen 35% since the ban of IUDs.
This country sucks, because
religious freaks like Jerry Falwell can intimidate
companies like 7-11 to not sell Playboy
because it’s "DIRTY SEX".
This country sucks, because is Jerry Falwell’s
father didn’t know about DIRTY
SEX he’d still be swimming around in his fathers balls!
This country sucks, because they close liquor stores on Sundays when everyone
can come
in on Saturday and buy liquor for Sunday.
This country sucks, because the FCC allows
religion to be forced upon us in
our own homes on TV when the Constitution says "Freedom
of religion".
This country sucks, because the ARMY recruits soldiers to protect
our
governments vital interests like the Persian Gulf.
This country sucks,
because our government is so blind they don’t realize
nearly 40,000 blacks have died in South
Africa in one year for their
position on FREEDOM.
This country sucks, because
the wives of all congress-men joined together in
the PMRC to ban rock music. The congress-men
don’t hesitate to do as their
wives ask because all they want is someplace to stick their
wicks.
This country sucks, because they don’t legalize prostitution in Whore houses.
This country sucks, because they don’t realize Wayne Nuitan is an ugly SOB.
This country sucks, because our government feels nuclear arms are mearly
peace makers.
This country sucks, because Congress blows smoke up Reagan’s ass in peace
making with
the Soviets; "They’re up to no good!"
This country sucks, because the
government taxes everything we do, except wipe
our asses, and put all the money in
Congress.
This country sucks, because every hour Congress wastes 5 million dollars of
our
money on MISC. EXPENSES. ie, Cocaine, Blow Jobs for All, Whores and Porches.
This country sucks, because all the good looking women are bitches and
wouldn’t fuck ANY guy
if they were the last man on earth.
This country sucks, because the government forces
us to get a liscense for just
about everything we do, except wipe our asses.
This
country sucks, because the government is so single minded they think all
BBS’ are corrupt and
plan to control them.
This country sucks, because they allow Mexicans in to take our
jobs for lower
pay.
This country sucks, because the Jackson family lives in
it.
This country sucks, because they won’t recognize Hardcore and Metal as music
put it on the Top 40 list. What’s wrong with "I kill children!", anyway?
This
country sucks, because they don’t allow anyone under 21 to buy liquor.
This is why teenage
alcoholism is higher than in England where there is lower
control.
This country
sucks, because they tax love. We have to pay a marriage tax you
know.
This
country sucks, because our goverment is always sticking it’s head where
it isn’t wanted and
the result is many of OUR lives lost. Ie, Vietnam and
the Korean War. WWII was just, because
Hitler was fucked up.
This country sucks, because all the fat ugly jingoists go to see
movies like
Cobra, Rambo, Rocky IV, Commando and Delta Force.
This country sucks,
because they don’t let people like Jello Bifra into office
because his policy is "I’ll
kill all the bums in San Fransisco".
This country sucks, because the government
doesn’t finish it’s work once they
started. Why didn’t we kill Khadafy? Sure sure, send Rambo.
A true
American panacea.
So let’s all move over to England!
Actually, this country is one of few in the world that allows freedom so we
should be thankful
we are even allowed to say such things in this file. So
when you celebrate the 4th of July
don’t forget to shoot off fire crackers on
the beach. Why? Because your NOT ALLOWED. And all
you gutless terds who
don’t, then sell beer to minors.
Thanks to Uncle Scam, who
without all his corruptness I wouldn’t have been able
to think up such thruthfulness in this
file.
Special thanks to The Blade, Zandar Zan, The Metallian (he still alive?),
Jolly*Roger (Hi-loh? Dis es de op-er-aid-or!), and the FBI.
-Outland
tO 8
of Spades!
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