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\ Stealing Toyota’s
For $$$, X-Portation, or Smash-Up-Derby /
/ Written By: Phrenzy On: 03/09/90 Call V.M.B.
(415)561-1498 \
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the balls to go through
with it (like i did), than it will be well
worth your time!
First of all, some
Toyota’s have a glitch in the lock system, which
on older models of cars (Pre-1984), will
allow you to pop the door
and ignition relativley easily.
Corrolla/Corona
Hatchback:
These are definitley the easiest of all toyota’s to steal
and are
probably among the most commonly stolen. If you attempt to
steal a very old Corolla/Corona you
usually will have success with
just a house-key (some would probably pop with a butter
knife).
the ignition is sometimes harder to make turn. If you want to
take the whole car
what you must do is find a key that is cut to fit
a Toyota.. if u have a phriend that will
give u a copy of his
toyota key (yea, right) or you know somebody that used to have a toy-
not too much but make
it skinnier. Than go out and find a Toyota..
If you try to open a Corona/Corolla early model i
guarantee you will
pop the door AND the ignition. With more desirable cars such as
Celica’s you will have more success with the older models but the
latest i have ever stolen is
a 1984 nice Celica.. The BEST toyota
i was ever able to start and take was a ‘85 Supra but i
only got
one ONCE..
Things to look out for:
If you live in a big
city, you may notice some Toyota’s have
steering locks on them. You may still raid these cars
for stereo’s and
shit but chances are the owner knows about the glitch and will probably
park his car right under his window. Of course if you see a little
blinking red light in the
car (usually on nice celica’s) dont phuck
with it unless you can out-run a bullett. Some
owners that are aware
of the glitch will remove the ignition coil from the distributer.
so if the car doesnt start after turning it for 10 seconds run like
hell… the owner may be
listening. If you care enough to do this
you can allways bring your own ignition coil and
connect it (if you
know how) if you don’t don’t bother you will be shot sitting there
with a flashlight looking around for the hole that it goes into.
Some owners also think they
are slick by disconnecting one of the
batterey contacts .. so if u think it is safe just pop
the hood and
re-connect it.
Misc. Tips/Excuses:
When you steal the
car you will probably want to keep it for
as little time as possible. If you have a chop-shop
or somewhere to
ditch the car fast take it there. If you are taking it just to drive
around it is advised strongly to take it after 1am. and ditch it
by 7am. In california the law
states that you can not be convicted
of Grand-Theft-Auto if the cars has not been in fact
reported stolen
by the owner at the time of the arrest.
If you DO get pulled over
and do not wish to go to jail try
saying you we’re at some bar or a party and some-guy sent
you to
the store in his car. When you are actually stealing the car if
somebody screams
‘WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAR!?!’ just
act like you are fucking drunk off your ass
and stumble away mumbling
‘urr umm it looked like my fucking car … OH THERE IT IS DOWN
THE
BLOCK..’ or better yet BE DRUNK… it works wonders for your nerves
.. If you are
taking the car in a busy area make sure not to look
around too much… just get in like you
own the car and you are in
a hurry!… Also DONT FUCK UP THE CAR UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO
DITCH
IT FOR GOOD!…
Phun with Toyota’s once u got them:
Well.. most of you proably can use your imagination but here
are some of my personal
favorites.
Smash Up Derby- Get a phriend of yours to snag one too.. go into
a
VERY deserted area and proceed to live out your
life long fantasy of destroying a car.
The Ghost Ride- Well.. if u live in CA .. or someother hilly area
put the car in
neutral and send it Fed-Ex down a
one way street.. preferably the one way street is
going up a very steep hill. Also try aiming the car
toward a brick wall (or another car)…
Attatch a
heavy weight to the accelerator. Ta-Da!!!!
The Hazzard - Take the car
to a busy intersection with a blind turn
where people usually fly hella fast around it..
make sure it is clear… Turn off lights in the
car and lock all the doors .. and pull the
parking
brake… RUN. If you are lucky you will get some
Botch (see the phrenzy
dictionary(Botch= Varsity
football player/Spoiled Rich suburbanite brat/
Wanna-be
marine/anybody named Biff,Lance,Brent,
or Johnny)) on a Ninja or an Eliminator Motorcycle
slut that hangs off biffs arm cause he has
money/
usually named Sally/Muffy/Bitchcuntslutwhore)
On the back of the motorcycle do a
nice endo into
the strategically placed Toyota.. and glide head over
heels abrubtly ..
and then slammed on to the pavement
to receive a fury of friction burns(concrete body
massage) and then be left a shapeless bloody pulp
in the middle of the road. …
=WHOOPSIE!!=
The Job Taker - Park in some guys driveway sideways or back in to
it
and press against the garage door (do this late
at night with the lights off obviously) then
lock up
the car pull the brake (so they cant tow it) and
leave it there … he will
probably not notice it
until the lame fuck is already a few minutes late for
work and
then will be fired for the in excusable
absence…
Conclusion:
Anyway this file is not much good if you are a 13 year old
rodent that just sits at home and
thinks he is a hardened criminal
because he uses codes/trades warezzzzzz. this file is for
people that
realize that a Toyota taken is a Toyota EARNED!… anyway call
Phrenzy’s
Phreakline VMB (415)561-1498 … if there is a wierd
recording or a out of order recording
just press pound and it will
let you leave a message post codez if u want and i will circulate
the
received inpho daily!. So have phun with your new cars i hope you have
many new
doors opened for you.
CLAIMER:
T TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY FOR ANYONE THAT
DOES NOT FUCK PEOPLE
OVER WITH THIS FILE. I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PUSSY-
LAME
RODENTS THAT ARE AFRAID OF REAL PHUN!… SO IF U DONT USE
THIS FILE FOR WHAT ITS TRULY MADE
FOR I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE! IF
YOU *DO* STEAL CARS .. I ACCEPT FULL RESPONSABILITY AND JUST
REFER
THE VICTIM TO MY VOICE MAIL BOX SO I CAN SHOW THEM HOW SORRY I AM
WITH A 72 PAGE
ALLIANCE BILL.
T H E E N D
ELLLLLLL - EIGHT - AREEEE
- Phrenzy -
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