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# Mercinary Today 3 #
# by Armagedeon #
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Disclaimer
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As usual I take absolutely no responsibility for anything that you do with this
it YOU ARE
RESPONSIBLE NOT ME!!! Let it also be known that if you escape from
jail and are caught don’t
blame me because the methods are for the most part
fool proof so if you get caught chances
are YOU FUCKED UP NOT ME. Remember
you’re the person who got convicted in the first place. I
was too smart for
them. well enough with that shit!!!
In this issue:
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Getting out of jail (the illegal way)
How to create hell for the bomb
desposal guys (thus eliminating finger prints)
How to kill (MANY WAYS)
How to make or
hide weapons.
Credits
(this list isn’t in any order)
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How to kill with
minimal weapons
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1)Throw the person down and kick them
in the temple.
2)Crush their skull (kick them in the head when they are beside a wall)
3)Break their wrist and tear the veins as they pop out (they will believe me)
4)Smash the 4th
vertibra (the one that sticks out at the back of the neck)
5)Punch where the spine meets the
skull. (its in the back of their head)
6)Give them CPR (surprisingly if you do it hard enough
their heart will stop)
7)Take a good shot at the windpipe if you hit it he’ll die in 30
seconds or
less.
8)Punch very hard where the two groups of ribs meet (in front). Death
is
immediate depending on how hard you hit.
9)Turn their head around so they’ll be able
to see you while the body is
facing forward.
10)Break their nose with a blow that
forces the nose sideways then with
another shot force it up into the brain. (other files say
to do this with
one shot but most people don’t have the strength or dexterity to do that.
with the
other hand. (if done enough death will result)
12)Dislocate their arm then as it hangs wrap it
around their neck. (thus
choking them)
13)Throw them down then kick them until they
stop breathing.
14)Break the collar bone then hit them in the shoulder this will cut off
the
windpipe and juggular.
15)Box their ears (VERY HARD)
16)Run them over.
17)Slam their face into a brick wall MANY times.
18)Knock them unconceise then stomp on their
head while wearing heavy boots.
19)Slam them with an combination lock.
20)Use a lead
pipe (need I say more)
Well that’s it for now. (gotta save some for the next issue)
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# The Art of Conceiled Weapons #
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Sawed off Shot gun
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Take a shot
gun saw off the stock and some of the pipe if you want a
better spread. (Hard isn’t it)
The Sawed off PELLET GUN
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Don’t laugh, this actually works. What
you do is saw off a pellet gun like
you would a shotgun. While this does increase power it
also decreases accuracy.
(so in english, you can’t hit a white whale on a black background).
This is
best if you have many people do this then you have something deadly.
The Bloody
Punch
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I have a set of these myself. All you gotta do is just take a
piece of
wood that you can fit into your hand and punch with. Then take some files and
sandpaper (so you don’t get splinters) sand in some grooves for your fingers.
Put nails
through the wood so they will stick out between your fingers. Wrap
this in tape if you want
(just in case the wood split like on mine). Now
punch someone you really hate. Note the title
of this article fitting isn’t
it?
Batman Sharp Thingy
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Ever watch batman? You know the thing that he throws and it sticks into
things. That’s what
this is. You need some thing for this one.
You need:Fairly small piece of sheet metal (depends
on how big ya want it)
~~~~~~~~~Bench grinder (this is manditory unless you want to do the
grinding by hand)
Tin Snips (saves time you might be able to do without them)
Some spare
time and a little imagination
Take the piece of sheet metal and cut it into a shape that will
work good
I have a standard diagram I’ll give at the end. Now sharpen it with the bench
grinder.
Diagram
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Pretty
impressive eh?
All you do is throw it so it spins sharp edge first. Note: these are
illegal.
Police Baton
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To make this all ya do is get two pieces of
wood drill one out for the hand
grip then stick them on a lathe. Then fit them together and
presto. You got a
Cop beater!!!! Nice isn’t it?
The Old Ball and Chain
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This weapon is simple to make and easy to conceil. All you do is get a
length of chain put a hole in a blunt metal object so the chain will fit
through.
String it up and presto. Swing it around, blundgeon your enemies,
impress your friends. (if
you like making weapons try taking metal shop,
usually the teacher either doesn’t care or is
too stupid to stop you!)
Bundle o’ Nails
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Take common nails (the
perfectly straight ones) and tie them together. This
may seem lame but imagine getting hit
with the pointy end.
Wood knuckles
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Take a piece of wood drill holes
to put your fingers in then punch
something hard if it hurts then sand them (the holes)
closer until it fits
good, then get into a fight.
Deadly Pen
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Get
the nicotine recipe from last issue of mercinary today. Pull the
writing part (metal thing)
of the ink cartridge, coat a needle with the
nicotine. Put the needle in the cartridge of a
clicker pen and when you wish
to use this click the pen then stab them in an area where it
will get into
the blood quick.
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# The Art of Escaping From Jail #
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Always have a Plan
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Prison guards tend to be gun toting trigger happy
big Motherfuckers. And if
you attempt to escape and they see you they’d rather kill you then
waste time
hunting you. (no one misses a jail bird)
Kiss Ass
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If
you do this a lot you can get many privlages and have access to stuff you
need. (like pieces
of metal to cut stuff with)
Be resourcful
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If your not the resourcful
type then escape with someone who is because this
is essential to the whole escape plan, if
something goes wrong you MUST have
an escape plan.
READ
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The prison
system is no "Club Med" but they do alloy you to read. Get books
on chemistry,
Metalurgy, Locksmithing, etc.. It doesn’t hurt to ask if you
can have these books. The most
they can do is turn you down. Ask for mags on
almost anything because there is bound to be an
article somewhere that can
give you some ideas.
Use your Imagination
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The sky’s the limit. I can tell you how to make a drill out of a spoon,
but
with no imagination you won’t know how to use it. Envision stuff. If you have
a
piece of metal you have a start, but what will you do with it?
(this might be an on going
article so I think I’ll stop now, my brain hurts)
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# Evading Bomb Squad Tactics #
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This article will deal with the modern methods used
by police and
military bomb squad teams and how to overcome them. Most police forces have a
EOD
(Explosive Ordnance Disposal) unit. This is done, because small local
police forces rarely
have a need for a bomb squad or the funding to outrig
one with the necessary equipment. Well
enough of the background on with the
article, in which I will outlay equipment and how to
evade it.
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-Police Protection-
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As of
the writing of this article the most widely used form of
protection is the Canadian Safeco
body suits. These suits are made of kevlar
and ballistic material and basically protect the
pig from shrapnel and shock
wave. However there are many design flaws in the suit, which I
will outline.
(1) The officers hands must be exposed, because gloves would be too bulky to
(2) The other design flaw is the suit weighs a
little over 50 pounds, and
there is the constant problem of heat stroke etc…; Since the suit
is
very hot.
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-Overcoming This Problem-
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The solution here is quite simple, and the best option is to
leave
the best option is to either…
(A) Put the bomb out in the direct sunlight if you
live in a hot climate.
(A hot climate is temperatures in the 98-108 range.)
(B) Place
the explosive device in a boiler room.
(C) Place it under a primary heating duct.
(D)
Use your imagination your intelligent.
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-Disarming Robots!-
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The police force recently has been employing robots in disarming
procedures. The most popular one is the Pedsco RMI a canadian robot that runs
on six pneumatic
tires; It also has a camera and a claw all of which are
controlled remotely. These robots
however are pretty much strictly limited to
large police forces, because of their cost. The
design flaws in this are
obvious…
(1) It is like the game where you get the prize with
the claw. Or in
other words it is difficult to operate, and is mainly used for moving
the explosive device into a bomb transporter.
(2) It only has one camera and one has to become
extremely accustomed to
the new depth perception via the camera.
(3) They are almost
never used in disarming procedures since they are too
jerky. They are used to move the
explosive to a bomb transporter.
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-Overcoming This Problem-
There are many different solutions, which can be applied here. I
will
outline a few of the more interesting ones that won’t readily come to mind.
(A)
This is my personnel favorite employ multiple explosives, and
surround your bomb with
minurature landmines, which will destroy the
disarming robot.
(B) Another is to employ a
secondary detonator into your device which
is shock or sudden movement sensitive, so that if
the operator of the
claws drops the explosive or jolts it, it will detonate.
(C) Another
is to attach multiple detonators to the sides of the explosive
so that when the claws close in
on the device it will detonate.
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-Portable X-rays-
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Police have more often used portable x-ray units. These units are
called inspectors, and manufactured by golden. They run on their own
batteries and use
polaroid x-ray film. These are most effective usually
since a relatively accurate x-ray can be
procured in less than 20 seconds.
The obvious design flaws in the are as follows:
(1)
Certain materials are not susceptible to x-ray such as lead.
(2) It takes a well trained
person to interpret an x-ray correctly.
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-Overcoming This
Problem-
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The ways of overcoming this are obvious, but I will
outlay them here
for those of you whose minds are slow.
(A) Encasing the explosive
device in lead or some other material which
will successfully evade the x-ray.
(B)
Adding shit or miscellaneous metals inside the bomb to confuse the
person interpreting the
x-ray.
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-Dearmers-
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What the fuck is a dearmer you ask?
Well a dearmer is usually employed
by the bomb squad when it is apparent that device can be
made docile by
destroying it’s wiring.A dearmer is an electronically fired gun that shoots
a
variety of projectiles at a high velocity into the explosive. The purpose of
this is
to destroy the wiring rendering the explosive useless. They look like
miniature pipes, and can
be fired remotely.There are a few design flaws here,
but less than before that can be
manipulated to our advantage.
(1) They can’t cut through steel.
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-Overcoming This Problem-
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(A)
The solution here is to encase the wiring in some way to prevent
cutting.
(B) Another
method for those of you who dare is to coat the wiring of the
device with a compound that will
detonate from shock, and
will in turn detonate the explosive.
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-Bomb Transport Vehicles-
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Yes,
those oddly shaped vehicles that they carry away our explosives in.
Well this took quite a bit
of research to find out all of the types, but here
it goes. The first type is the spherical
transporter, round in shape it is
used when even a directed blast could cause injury, death,
or destruction
i.e. in such areas as where there are tall buildings and a large populous.
with spaces
between them. The general purpose of these is to direct the blast
upward, so as not to cause
injury or destruction. The explosive is
suspended in a net in the center of the cylinder. Most
of the times these
are used to take the device to a safe area for detonation, but are
designed
just in case the bomb goes KABOOM. Here there really aren’t design flaws, but
there are ways to overcome his problem.
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-Overcoming This
Problem-
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(A) First make your bombs (Unless the occasion calls
for something
different) so that they direct the full force of the explosion in one
direction. A strong explosive device cannot be contained if it’s
entire force is sent into one
direction.
(B) Take advantage of the open cylinder transport vehicle, and direct the
force of the explosion downward assuring a hole in the street, and
two maimed or mortally
wounded cops.
Well this is about all for this article, and remember this is for
informational purposes only. I am not responsible for the end actions of the
user just as
Noble was not responsible for the death of every man, women, and
child during WWI, WWII,
Korean War, Vietnam, etc… and any other
confrontation using T.N.T. or Trinitrotoluene.
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And a special thanks goes to Robocop for his insults and for thinking
I’m
full of shit. (which inspired me to write this)
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This section goes out to Robocop who thinks I’m full of
shit.
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How to give people
diarria
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Get those eye drops called visine put 2 or 3 drops in
someones drink and in
about 15 minutes they will let out loud, wet, explosive bursts from
their ass.
What to do if a dog shits on your lawn
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Take the shit, put it in a paper bag. then put on the
asshole’s porch douse
with lighter fluid then light and run. (it smells worse then shit it’s
burning
shit)
What to do if you have access to asshole’s car
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Shit on seat, shit under hood, shit everywhere.
What to do if you really have to take a shit
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Run to the nearest washroom!
What to do if
your dog has to take a shit
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Bring him to your
asshole neighbour’s lawn and have him shit there!
What to do if someone shits on you
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Shit in a paper bag, put a couple of m-80’s in the bag
light and throw at the
person.
What to do with shit
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Put it into a toilet and flush . (do you actually expect me to say anything
else, that’s
discusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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Thanks Robo for
all your insperation!!!! I needed it!!!!!
(c)Armagedeon All rights worth shit (well at least
to Robo)
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