How to Break In to a House

Effective instructions how people break into houses.


How to Break In to a House
By: Jim Meeker

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Okay You
Need:
1. Tear Gas or Mace
2. A BB/Pelet Gun
3. An Ice Pick
4. Thick
Gloves

What You Do Is:

1. Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring
doorbell, To find out if
they’re home.

2. If they’re not home then…
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4. If
you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.

5. Put the gloves on!!!!!!!

6. Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.

7. Push the ice-pick through the
hole (made by the BB gun).

8. Enter window.

9. FIRST…Find the LIVING
ROOM. (they’re neat things there!).

10. Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow case.
Put the goodies in
the pillow case.

11. Get out <-* FAST! -*>

Notes: You should have certian targets worked out (like computers,
Radios, Ect.,Ect.).
Also <-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own
neigborhood. If you think they have an
alarm…<-* FORGET IT! *->.

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How to Break In to a House By: Jim Meeker

Okay You Need:

1. Tear Gas or Mace
2. A BB/Pelet Gun
3. An Ice
Pick
4. Thick Gloves

What You Do Is:

1. Call the ###-#### of the
house, or ring doorbell, To find out if
they’re home.

2. If they’re not home
then…

3. Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).

4. If you
see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.

5. Put the gloves on!!!!!!!

6.
Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.

7. Push the ice-pick through the hole
(made by the BB gun).

8. Enter window.

9. FIRST…Find the LIVING ROOM.
(they’re neat things there!).

10. Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow case. Put the
goodies in
the pillow case.

11. Get out <-* FAST! -*>


Notes: You should have certian targets worked out (like computers,
Radios, Ect.,Ect.). Also
<-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own
neigborhood. If you think they have an alarm…<-*
FORGET IT! *->.



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