Message-ID: <085305Z18061995@anon.penet.fi>
Newsgroups: alt.drugs,alt.drugs.chemistry
From: an219881@anon.penet.fi
Date: Sun, 18 Jun 1995 08:50:29 UTC
Subject: Speedlore and
Methology: Parts I & II
Of all the seperate realities , legal
landscapes, and metabolic metropoli
that thrive beneath the surface of the Cleaver’s USA, no
subculture seems
as pervasive or uniform as the nationwide-eyed, high dosage
methamphetamine
club.
This group is a tribute to the idea that some things stay
the same accross
time or space….the members come and go, some leave quietly, some go
snitch, croak, or disappear, some hang in there after their lights have
gone out, and quite a
few are dragged off at 6:00 AM Friday morning by blue
windbreakers with yellow writing, often
stuffed with fellow club members
workin’ the swine side.
Getting in too deep is
what we DO, it’s who we are.
But despite all this, there are a few of us who have
managed to hang around
the periphery for decades, avoiding the felonies, gunshots, big
ripoffs,
and crip- pling motorcycle accidents. Other than luck, the key to staying
alive
is knowing when to take a step back, on your own, and avoid the
biggest bearTrap in the
speedCircus: taking yourself too seriously….
Truly not giving a fuck is the only way
to maintain perspective. In other
words, there are worse things that can happen, than having
to lay down and
go to sleep for a week…no drug or state of mind is worth dying for,
killing for, or doing hard time for….if you think that YOU are the one
who is going to
retire with a cool million from the Methamphetamine
manufacture and distrubution Jamboree,
it’s time to get some sleep.
But the American Speedfreak is not a lost soul. We know
how to have fun
between the first ether gasp and locking ourselves in the closet. A
twisted wisdom creeps into those of us who manage to survive, a sort of
collective
unconsciousness, an unspoken Crankster ideology:
Never piss off a motorcycle gang,
(unless yours is bigger/meaner)
Coke freaks are to be treated like lepers.
Do not gas
around your scooter or your tools, they’ll rust.
Never front more than you can afford to lose:
beating the shit out
of everyone who doesn’t pay up is a waste of time, attracts attention,
and
nobody really gives a fuck how BAD you are anyway, except cops.
Always label the
distilled water jug after adding lye.
If you want to tweak through someone’s shit, just
ask….and don’t
steal,they’ll probably give it to you anyway
Ether fumes are heavier
than air…if your feet suddenly feel warm,
check to see if they’re on fire.
‘You meet
the very same people on the way up, as on the way back
down’-Lowell George….try not to be
too offensive.
Duct tape will not contain hot acids or their vapors.
Never take your
eyes off someone with whom you trade dope for
merchandise.
Never use copper fittings
SEX takes at least six hours, and is always best when the
drugs are
shared, this is not the time to get stingy.
Just ’cause YOU can’t smell it,
doesn’t mean it don’t stink.
IT’S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP WHEN…
you’re out of
crank
your face is bouncing off the table
your veins have completly disappeared beneath
pastey goose flesh
your shoes don’t fit anymore
24 simultaneous projects have stalled
for lack of floor space
suddenly everyone is a cop
you’ve just set yourself on fire,
AGAIN
..YOU’RE NODDING OUT….
into glassware
15 minutes after shooting a
1/4g
at stoplights
in mid-sentence
in mid-shot
in mid-fuck
on your
scooter
cont.
Part II: DISORGANIZED CRIME AND RACKETOONING:Guidelines and
rules of engagement
-All cops lie
-The only rhythm a snitch ever gets is bent
over a laundry cart in
the joint, see above.
-Never cook and deal at the same time.
respect an idiot anyway,
don’t be conned by the ‘go easy on you if you
confess’ crap, pleading guilty is something you
do in court, with a lawyer,
for a deal in writing, not at a station house, see first rule.
more folks go down
from behind the wheel than anywhere else.
-Never carry more drugs on a scooter than you can
eat, see above.
-Always let mail order stuff cool down at a distance, and of course,
never sign your real name to anything asociated with manufacture
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