CAPT. CHAOS’ HandBook

HOW ABOUT GOING INTO TARGET AND SETTING THE ALARMS ON THE RADIOS AND “THEN CRANK THE VOLUME….FIVE MINUTES LATER…WHILE YOU FAR FAR AWAY IN “ANOTHER PART OF THE STORE….YOU HEAR RADIOS CRANKED GOING OFF AND PEOPLE “FRANTICALLY TRYING TO TURN IT OFF….DO SOME PRICE SWITCHING, FOR YOURSELF “OR TO GET SOMEONE ELSE IN TROUBLE. BE CREATIVE…THERES ALWAYS A WAY TO BE “OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING!


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>>>>>> C02 CARTRIDGE BOMBS <<<<<<

YOU WILL HAVE TO
USE UP THE NEW CARTRIDGE BY EITHER SHOOTING IT IN A C02
B-B GUN OR USE IT IN A C02 CAR OR WHAT
EVER ELSE YOU MIGHT FIGURE OUT TO DO
WITH IT. WITH A NAIL, FORCE THE HOLE BIGGER SO AS TO
ALLOW THE POWDER AND
WICK TO FIT IN EASILY. FILL THE CARTRIDGE WITH BLACK POWDER AND PACK IT
IN
THERE REAL GOOD BY TAPPING THE BOTTOM OF THE CARTRIDGE ON A HARD SURFACE.
INSERT A
FUSE (I RECOMMEND GOOD WATER PROOF CANNON FUSE, BUT I’VE USED FIRE-
CRACKER FUSES.) LIGHT IT
AND RUN!!! IT DOES WONDERS FOR A ROW OF MAIL BOXES.
BE CAREFUL HOWEVER, THIS LITTLE BEAUTY
THROWS SHRAPNEL AND CAN BE QUITE A
HAZARD.

>>>>>>THERMITE
BOMBS<<<<<<

THE FIRST STEP IN THE CONSTRUCTION OF A THERMITE BOMB IS
TO GET SOME
IRON-OXIDE (RUST). HERE IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE SARGE QUANTITIESIN A SHORT

TIME: FIRST YOU WILL NEED A DC CONVERTER WHICH CAN BE FOUND ON A RACE TRACK
OR TRAIN TRACK.
CUT THE CONNECTOR OFF, SEPERATE THE TWO WIRES, AND STRIP THEM
BOTH. YOU WILL SECONDLY NEED A
JAR OF WATER WHICH HAS BEEN DILUTED WITH SALT
TO MAKE THE WATER A CONDUCTOR (USE ABOUT A
TABELSPOON.) THEN INSERT BOTH
WIRES INTO THE SOLUTION AND DETERMINE WHICH BUBBLES THE MOST.
YOU THEN NEED
TO TIE A COMMON IRON NAIL TO THE ONE THAT BUBBLES THE MOST (THE POSITIVE
WIRE)
, IF YOU DONT YOU WILL GET THE OPPOSITE OF RUST…RUST ACID! PUT THE NAIL
TIED TO
THE POSITIVE WIRE AND THE NEGATIVE WIRE IN THE JAR ON OPPOSITE SIDES
UNTILL THEY ARE BOTH
COMPLETELY SUBMERGED. LET THAT SET OVER NIGHT AND THEN
REMOVE THE (CRUSTY) STUFF OFF THE NAIL
AND REMOVE THE WIRES. LET THIS SET
UNTILL A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF THE CRUST IS AT THE BOTTOM.
REMOVE THE EXCESS
WATER AND POUR THE CRUSTY SOLUTION IN A COOKIE SHEET AND LET IT DRY OUT IN
THE
SUN FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS, OR OVER NIGHT. IT SHOULD BE A ORANGE-BROWN COLOR,
THOUGH
I’VE HAD IT MANY DIFFEREN’T COLORS. CRUSH THE RUST IN TO A FINE POWDER
AND HEAT IT IN A CAST
IRON POT UNTILL ITS READ (IM NOT SURE WHAT THAT DOES.)
NOW MIX THE IRON-OXIDE WITH PURE
ALUMINUM FILINGS WITCH CAN BE BOUGHT OR
FILED DOWN BY HAND FROM AN ALUMINUM TUBE OF BAR. THE
RATIO SHOULD BE 8 GRAMS
OF RUST PER 3 GRAMS OF ALUMINUM. THATS THERMITE!!!
NOW, TO LIGHT
IT YOU MUST GET SOME MAGNESIUM WHICH IS SORTA HARD TO GET
FOR ME CAUSE MY HARDWARE STORE DONT
HAVE IT. I FINALLY FOUND THAT I COULD GET
A PERFECT PIECE OF MAGNESIUM RIBON FROM THE
CHEMISTRY LAB! THIS RIBBON IS THE
FUSE OF THE BOMB. IT TAKES THE HEAT FROM THE BURNING
MAGNESIUM TO LIGHT THE
THERMITE…BUT TO LIGHT THE MAGNESIUM YOU NEED A BLOW TORCH, (DONT
WORRY, THE
BLOW TORCH IS NOT HOT ENOUGH TO LIGHT THE THERMITE). WELL KEEP YOUR THERMITE

IN A BAG AND THEN WHEN YOU SEE AN INOCENT CAR…POUR A SMALL AMOUNT OF
THERMITE ON THE HOOD,
STICK A LENGTH OF MAGNESIUM IN IT AND THEN LIGHT THE
MAGNESIUM WITH THE BLOW TORCH AND WATCHIT
BURN RIGHT THROUGH THE HOOD, THE
BLOCK, THE AXEL, AND SPARK AND FLARE ON THE PAVEMENT. BE
CAREFUL…THE IDEAL
MIXTURES CAN VAPORIZE CARBONIZED STEEL (WHICH IS DAMN HOT!) HAVE FUN! />
>>>>>>TOUCH EXPLOSIVE<<<<<<

THIS IS SORT
OF A MILD EXPLOSIVE, BUT CAN BE DANGEROUS IN LARGE QUANTIES.
TO MAKE TOUCH EXPLOSIVE (SUCH AS
THAT FOUND IN A SNAP AND POP, BUT MORE
POTENT) MIX IODINE CRYSTALS INTO AMONIA UNTIL THE
IODINE CRYSTALS WILL NOT
DISOLVE INTO THE AMONIA ANY MORE. LET IT SET UNTIL YOU GET A WHITE /> PERCIPITATE AT THE BOTTOM…POUR OFF THE EXCESS AMONIA AND DRY OUT THE
CRYSTALS THE SAME
WAY AS THE THERMITE. BE CAREFULL NOW CAUSE THESE DRIED
CRYSTALS ARE YOUR TOUCH EXPLOSIVES! I
HAVEN’T FOUND A GOOD USE FOR IT YET,
BUT ITS FUN TO THROW AT PEOPLE OR LEAVE IT IN THEIR
CHAIRS AT SCHOOL…IT
CAN GET PAINFUL IF APPLIED PROPERLY!


>>>>>>LETTER BOMBS<<<<<<

YOU WILL FIRST HAVE TO
MAKE A MILD VERSION OF THERMITE AS MENTIONED
ABOVE, HOWEVER YOU WILL USE JUST PLAIN IRON
FILINGS INSTEAD OF RUST. MIX THE
IRON FILING WITH THE ALUMINIUM FILINGS IN A RATIO OF 75%
ALUMINUM WITH 25%
IRON. THIS MIXTURE WILL BURN VIOLENTLY IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE (SUCH AS AN /> ENVELOPE,) WHICH BRINGS US TO THE NEXT INGREDIENT. GO TO THE POST OFFICE OR
BUSINESS SUPPLY
STORE AND BUT AN INSULATED (PADDED) ENVELOPE. THE TYPE THAT
IS DOUBLE LAYERED. SEPERATE THE
LAYERS AND PLACE THE MILD THERMITE IN THE
MAIN SECTION, WHERE THE LETTER WOULD GO. THEN PLACE
MAGNESIUM POWDER IN THE
OUTTER LAYER. THERES YOUR BOMB…NOW TO LIGHT IT!
THIS IS THE
TRICKY PART AND IS HARD TO EXPLAIN IN WRITING, EXPERIEMENT
WITH THIS IDEA UNTIL YOU HAVE GOT
IT RIGHT. OK, THE FUSE IS JUST THAT TOUCH
EXPLOSIVE PLACED WHERE THE LETTER WOULD BE TORN
OPEN. YOU MAY WANT TO WRAP IT
LIKA A LONG CIGERETTE AND THEN PLACE IT AT THE TOP OF THE
ENVELOPE IN THE
OUTTER LAYER (ON TOP OF THE POWDERED MAGNESIUM.) WHEN THE TOUCH EXPLOSIVE
IS
TORN OR EVEN SQUEEZED HARD IT WILL IGNIGHT THE POWDERED MAGNESIUM (SORT OF A
FLASH
LIGHT) AND THEN IT WILL BURN THE MILD THEMITE. I’VE NEVER SENT ONE OF
THESE SO I DONT REALLY
KNOW IF IT WORKS GOOD. I DO KNOW THAT THE THERMITE
BURNS REAL HOT AND IF IT DIDNT BLOW UP IT
WOULD GIVE SOME ONE A BAD BURN
(THERMITE DOES WONDERS ON HUMAN FLESH!!)


>>>>>>PAINT BOMBS<<<<<<

TO MAKE A PAINT BOMB YOU
SIMPLY NEED A METAL CAN WITH A FASTENABLE LID,
A NICE BRIGHT COLOR PAINT, AND A QUANTITY OF
DRY ICE. PLACE THE PAINT IN THE
CAN AND THEN DROP THE DRY ICE IN. QUICKLY PLACE THE LID ON
TIGHTLY AND THEN
RUN. WITH SOME TESTING YOU CAN GET IT DOWN SO YOU HAVE A TIMER THAT WORKS
ON
HOW MUCH ICE YOU HAVE COMPARED WITH HOW MUCH PAINT YOU HAVE. IF YOU’RE REALLY
PISSED
AT SOMEONE, YOU COULD PLACE IT ON THEIR DOORSTEP, NOCK ON THE DOOR, AND
THEN RUN!!! ENOUGH
BOMBS….LETS WORK ON CARS.

>>>>>>WAYS TO SEND A CAR TO
HELL<<<<<<

THERE ARE A THOUSAND AND ONE WAYS TO DESTROY A CAR BUT I
WILL ONLY COVER
THOSE WHICH ARE MOST FUN AND HARDEST TO FIND OUT ABOUT.
PLACE THERMITE
ON THE HOOD AS MENTIONED ABOVE, PLACE BURNING MAGNESIUM
ON THE HOOD, TAPE A Co2 BOMB TO THE
(AXEL, HOOD, WHEEL, MUFFLER, ALL), PUT
A TAMPON, DIRT, SUGAR, A PING PONG BALL, JUST ABOUT
ANYTHING) IN THE GAS TANK.
PUT (POTATOES, BANANAS, ROCKS, OR ANYTHING THAT WILL FIT) IN THE
EXAUST PIPE.
PUT A LONG RAG IN THE GAS TANK AND CATCH IT ON FIRE (RUN REAL FAR). MAKE A

JIMMEY AND PICK THE LOCK AND THEN STEAL THE STEREO….ILL TRY TO DRAW A
PICTURE…CUT ONE OF
THOSE THIN METAL RULERS IN THE PATTERN GIVEN BELOW:

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THE IMPORTANT PART ARE THE
NOTCHES ON THE SIDES WHICH ARE USED TO PULL UP ^ ON
THE CABLE WHICH PULLS UP THE LOCK! GET
STEREOS, EQUILIZERS, RADAR DETECTORS,
CAR GUNS, AND THEN DESTROY THE INSIDE ( A KNIFE IS HANDY
FOR THE SEATS.)

>>>>>>HATE
SCHOOL???<<<<<<

ONE OF MY FAVORITES FOR GETTING OUT OF A CLASS OR TWO
IS TO CALL IN A BOMB
THREAT…TELL THEM ITS IN A LOCKER, THEN THEY HAVE TO CHECK THEM ALL AND
THAT
TAKES AND HOUR AT OUR SCHOOL…I’VE EVEN PLACE A FAKE BOMB IN A LOCKER (NOT
MINE),
CALLED IT IN, AND THEY CALLED OFF SCHOOL FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!! (LITTLE
DID I KNOW THAT WE HAD
TO MAKE IT UP DURING THE SUMMER). OR YOU COULD GET
SOME PURE POTASSIUM OR PURE SODIUM, PUT IN
A CAPSULE AND FLUSH IT DOWN A
TOILET…..FLOOpdQtS[|3{pUAU@|}xggm |`lyfa}l `e

h ddkc+ER....ON A TEACHERS
CAR, ON A DOOR NOB, OR ON A SCHOOL COMPUTER. USE A SMOKE GRENADE IN
THE
CAFETERIA, HALLS, OR BATHROOMS. STEAL KEYS OFF THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS, STEAL
THE 80COL
CARDS INSIDE, OR ANY OF THE CARDS! PUT A LARGE MAGNET ON THE
MONITORS. MAKE FRIENDS WITH
STUDENT ASSISTANTS IN THE COUNCELING OFFICE
AND HAVE THEM CHANGE YOUR GRADE WHEN TEACHERS HAND
IN THEIR BUBBLE SHEETS
FOR THE REPORT CARDS. SPIT YOUR GUM OUT ON THE CARPETED FLOOR AT
SCHOOL, AND
WATCH THE JANITORS CRY. DRAW ON LOCKERS OR WRITE ON THE BUILDING THAT THE

PRINCIPAL IS A FACIST...OURS OFFERED A 1000.00 REWARD AFTER I DID THAT!! I
WANTED TO TURN
MYSELF IN!! USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

>>>>>>PHONE RELATED
VANDALISM<<<<<<

IF YOU LIVE WHERE THERE ARE UNDERGROUND LINES THEN
YOU WILL BE ABLE TO
RUIN SOMEONES PHONE LIFE VERY EASILY. ALL YOU MUST DO IS GO TO THEIR
HOUSE
AND FIND THE GREEN JUNCTION BOX THAT INTERFACES THEIR LINE (AND POSSIBLY
SOME
OTHERS IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD) WITH THE MAJOR LINES. THESE CAN BE FOUND
JUST ABOUT ANYWHERE BUT
THEY ARE USUALLY UNDERNEATH THE NEAREST PHONE POLE.
TAKE A SOCET WRENCH AND LOSEN THE NUT ON
THE RIGHT. THEN JUST TAKE CLIPPERS
OR A SLEDGE HAMMER OR A BOMB AND DESTROY THE INSIDES AND
PULL UP THEIR PHONE
CABLE....CUT IT INTO SEGMENTS SO IT CANT BE FIXED BU MUST BE
REPLACED...THERES
A WEEK OF WORK!!! OR YOU CAN DO MY FAVORITE, CALL THEM WITH A DIRECTORY /> DIALER FOR ABOUT A WEEK...THEY WONT GET ANOTHER CALL BESIDES YOURS FOR THAT
ENTIRE WEEK!
HOW A BOUT CALLING THE PHONE COMPANY AND HAVIG IT DISCONECCTED
FOR A WHILE, OR HAVE THEIR MAIL
HELD FOR A MONTH OR TWO (SAY YOUR GOING ON
VACATION AND GIVE THEM THEIR ADDRESS.)

>>>>>>MISC.<<<<<<

HOW ABOUT GOING INTO
TARGET AND SETTING THE ALARMS ON THE RADIOS AND
THEN CRANK THE VOLUME....FIVE MINUTES
LATER...WHILE YOU FAR FAR AWAY IN
ANOTHER PART OF THE STORE....YOU HEAR RADIOS CRANKED GOING
OFF AND PEOPLE
FRANTICALLY TRYING TO TURN IT OFF....DO SOME PRICE SWITCHING, FOR YOURSELF /> OR TO GET SOMEONE ELSE IN TROUBLE. BE CREATIVE...THERES ALWAYS A WAY TO BE
OBNOXIOUS AND
ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The I/O ERROR /'\
(THOUGH HE DIDN'T DO MUCH)

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I
WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE BY SAYING THAT CAPT. WUSS SHOULD BE BLACK BOOKED
FOR LYING AND GENERALLY
MAKING AN ASSHOLE OF HIMSELF......

-CAPT. CHAOS

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