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* By Angus Young *
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The Cemetary BBS 300/1200 *
* 312/848-3394 *
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* Ripco International
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DISCLAIMER: Why the hell do people always write these stupid things??? If some
dumb fuck gets
hurt while he trys to make this thats there problem not mine.
If they want to they can spend
a half a year trying to find out my name and
address and then spend a couple hundred dollars
to sue me, I dont care.
Ok, now that we got that out of the way I can tell you
what all this is about.
Now that the end of the year is coming and many people are graduating
from High
School there will be a lot of people making pranks at school. So i decided to
do the same. The first thing you will need is some water proof wick, the stuff
that i bought
was $2.00 (Get it at any hobby store that sells rockets and stuff
like that) and i got 10 ft.
of it and the wick burns at 30 sec/ft. which is
pretty slow for wicks. The second thing you
will need is a water proof
container. I used a little bottle of Carmex and just took all the
shit out of
it and made a little hole in the metal top. Just about any glass or metal
container will work. If you find that the container has a little hole in it or
that water
slowly leaks through the lid then just use some wax to seal the
holes. The last thing you need
is some explosives. A good explosive that can
be easly made is that shit that they put in the
model rocket engines. Just go
to the store and buy some rocket engines (not bottle rockets)
and make sure you
get the big ones (they cost about $3 for two or three). Then just take a
Now take
they black shit and grind it up into a fine powder. It is important
that you do this because
if you just use the big chunks it wont work as good.
You can always use firecrakers too. Just
crack them in half and and squeeze and
twist them at the same time and the silvery stuff will
come out. You will be
surprised at how much powder there is in some firecrackers. Of course a
home
brewed explosive of your own kind can also be used.
Now for the construction
of the toilet bomb. First thing to do is fill up the
container with your explosive and if you
want a crack toilet put some BB’s or
small rocks in there too. Now take about 3 feet of the
wick (or enough wick to
make it burn for a minute or two) and stick it all the way down into
the
explosive. Now take the cap and make a hole in it and screw it on. Now get a
candle
and get some wax and seal up any holes in the container and put some wax
around where the wick
goes through the cap. After you do this and the wax
dries be careful not to move the wick
around too much cause it will crack the
wax and the water will get in. If you really want to
be sure that no water
gets in you can some aluminum foil and make a hole in it and place in
inside
the container on top of the explosive and then make sure the wick is already in
there and fill up the rest of the container with wax and then put the cap on.
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* = FOIL
% = EXPLOSIVE
USAGE:
Now that its
all done take the little fucker to school and get out of a study
period or any other class
about 1 or 2 minutes before the passing bell rings.
Go to on of the stalls and place the bomb
in the water (make sure some of the
wick doesnt get wet so you can start the bitch on fire).
Now pull out your
trusty lighter and light the bitch and get the fuck out of there.
Since i did this 3 times (only 1 time in school) i basicly know
what should
happen. Your results may vary since you will probably use a diffrent container
the bitch
just blew up and the water went flyin all over and it was louder then
hell. The second time i
put some BB’s and rocks and other shit in it and it
cracked the toilet and put about 20 dents
in the stall walls. The third time i
did it i used the same stuff as before except the bomb
slid down the pipe after
i lit it and all the water came out of the toilet but it didnt
crack.
Call the Cematary:312/848-3394
Ripco: 312/528-5020
If
you have any questions or have any suggestions just let me know. Just call
any of those BBS
and tell me your results
Brought to you bye Angus Young
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