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50 THINGS YOU PROBABLY
ALREADY KNEW ABOUT FIRE
1. It’s hot.
2. It’s red, orange, yellow, and sometimes
blue.
3. It’s dependant on oxygen.
4. It’s cool.
5. It’s used at many
North-American campsites.
6. It’s also used in many South-American breakfasts.
7. It’s
available almost anywhere.
8. It is created from immense amounts of heat.
9. It goes in
you stomach after you eat Mexican food.
10. Most anarchists, spies, and sabs would die without
it.
11. Most anarchists, spies, and sabs have died BECAUSE of it.
12. It’s our
friend.
13. It keeps you warm.
14. If you sit in it, you will get a very big burn.
15. If you piss on it, it stinks.
16. Water extinguishes it.
17. It causes a lot of
smoke.
18. It catches on quickly.
19. Paper is flammable.
20. Cotton is
flammable.
21. Old ladies are flammable.
22. Smokey the Bear says fire sucks.
23.
Smokey the Bear is full of shit.
24. They used to burn witches in it.
25. It’s portable.
( I mean lighters, for all you idiots.)
26. It’s useful.
27. Schools burn well. ( Hint,
Hint!)
28. London burned down because of it.
29. You can melt plastic with it.
30.
Most people are scared of it.
31. It’s an element.
32. It is fueled by gas.
33.
Fire is the visible result of combustion; displayed in the forms of light
and heat. ( ?? )
35. They named a certain type of opal
after it. ( You might not of known that.)
36. Fire, flame, conflaguration, inferno, ignited,
and burning all have some
sort of relationship with fire.
37. A large fire is called a
bonfire.
38. A small fire is called a match.
39. A meduim fire is called a fire.
40. It’s the result of an explosion.
41. It’s basically the big bang.
42. Different
types are: Burning flame, Dancing flame, small flame, old flame,
extinguished flame, wood
flame, and the flame you get with hemmoroids.
43. It isn’t boring if you have an
imagination.
44. You can light pipes, cigarettes, cigars, and Old Lady Johnson with it.
45. The sun is covered in it.
46. If you stop drop and roll, it doesn’t do anything.
47.
If you have a fire on you, it does do something.
48. It scoldes.
49. Flint helps ignite
it; as well as brimstone.
50. Barney the Dinosaur is an asshole. ( I had to say that. )
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The
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All Fellow Anarchists
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