How to have fun on a waterbed.
By Mr. X and
T-Top!
[1] Preliminary Steps:
p edestal
Waterbed matress (Preferrably a good quality brand)
Water (Avai
lible from your local faucet)
Stain (Optional)
Waterbed fill kit
(b) Stain waterbed pedestal, consult your
local harware store.
(c) Set up waterbed pedestal, refer to manual on h
ow to
accomplish this task.
(d) Insert empty waterbed matre
ss
(e) Attach fill kit to hose.
(f) Attach h
ose to faucet
(g) Fill waterbed 9/10 of the way full (for best wave acti
on,
fill only 4/5 full)
[2] Bubble Wars (Warning: The men w
ith white coats and butterfly nets
have determined this maybe hazardous to your menta
l health)
Required: Yourself, a friend, a waterbed, refere
e, three judges.
Object: To get the most bubbles onto your opponent’s si
de.
First, have your friend get at the head of the waterbed, and you pla
ce
yourself at the foot. Draw a line across the middle of the waterbed,
(preferrably with a magic marker) then, center all the bubbles around
the center line
.
Have a non-player fire the starting gun. Please be cautioned that this
may be dangerous indoors. Then, the war shall begin. Start using your
hands and weight
to force the bubbles on to your opponent’s side.
General play is broke up into two r
ounds, lasting three minutes a piece. At the end of each round, the judges have two minutes to dete
rmine the
score. Example of scoring: You - 13 Friend - 8
If the opponent
succeeds in getting all the bubbles on to your side, the Game is immediately over. If this has not
happend by the end of the
second round, the scores are totalled by the judges, and th
e winner
shall be determined. (Note: in case of a draw, an overtime round shall be
played)
[3] Body surfing
Require
d: Wave machine (A relative or close friend),waterbed
Object: to see how
long you will last without being bucked off the bed(record 3:42)
First
you and your friend start making waves. When the waves are at the highest point one of you lays dow
n. Notice this is similar to the
formarly popular breaking move known as the dolphin.
Then you or your
friend keeps the waves going till one falls off the bed. The point sy
stems is like this 30 sec.=10 points, 60 sec.=20 points, 90 sec.=30
points, 120 sec.=4
0 points, 150 sec.=50 points, 200 sec. or more=100
per 30 seconds!! If this game soun
ds easy, you’re wrong.
Disclaimer: The authors do not accept any responsiblity for damage to
life, li
mb, brain, or property.
HAPPY
WATERBEDDING!!
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