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[_][__][_] How to throw a [_][__][_]
[_][__][_] REAL PARTY [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] The Gremlin & Chronos [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] Knights of the Black Circle [_][__][_]
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[_][__][_] The Wares House……………..702-827-9273 [_][__][_]
[_][__][_] Falkens
Maze………………..516-431-3171 [_][__][_]
[_][__][_] Tier of
Riches………………702-825-1525 [_][__][_]
[_][__][_] Dragons
Lair………………..516-374-5071 [_][__][_]
[_][__][_] Apple
Pit…………………..914-623-1471 [_][__][_]
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[________][___][___][___][___][___][_______][___][___][___][___][___][________]
OK, I
just went to my last lame party ever. This is going to teach you all
how to throw a real
party, so that I don’t have to waste my drinking money on
cab fares home instead of wandering
around too drunk to throw out a complete,
intelligent sentence… that’s the way a party
should end!
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[________][___][___][___][___][ Who to invite ][___][___][___][___][________]
First of
all, don’t invite ANYONE with a GPA of above 3.5. Too smart, and
besides, they would probably
rather study.
Don’t invite anyone who doesn’t drink/smoke (grass).
INVITE
ANYONE who’s parents work in a liquor store, it doesn’t matter how
much of a nerd they are.
Lots of girls… make an even mix of ‘nice’ and ‘bad’ girls.
Invite anyone
you hang out with at school, otherwise when they hear about it
on Monday morning in school,
they’re going to be PISSED
Don’t invite people you don’t want to hang out with…
otherwise they think
that they’re popular, and you’ll NEVER lose them.
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[_______][___][___][___][___][ What
you need ][___][___][___][___][________]
lots of lighters and matches.
lots of
glasses.
lots of rooms with doors that lock from the inside.
lots of toilets.
lots
of bushes outside.
lots of paper.
LOTS of BOOZE.
lots of ice.
big friends to
get rid of the losers while you’re in the closet with MaryAnn
bigger friends to get rid of the
people who’ve drunk more than 3 times their
body weight while you’re in the bedroom with
Suzy.
lots of grass.
roach clips
AWESOME stereo or even better a BAND
people
who know how to party!!!
more friends to get rid of the untouchables you decided not to invite
while
you’re in the bathroom with Jessica.
If you can’t figure out what
everything is there for, then don’t bother
throwing a party at all because you’re a total
loser and nobody would show up
anyway.
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[________][___][___][___][___][ how to end
it ][___][___][___][___][________]
OK, now that everyone has drunk the five kegs and 10
pony kegs and eight cases
of JD and 14 of Myers Rum with the 7 cases of Coke, you’re ready to
throw the
fucking leeches out.
Pick them up by one foot and drag them out to the
gutter
Leave any girls behind, so you and you’re good friends can make a ‘gathering’
of
it.
Throw all there shit into a pile in the middle of the street.
Make sure you check
all your rooms and bushes.
Put one last six out in the street, they’ll all run for it
LOCK the doors.
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[________][___][___][___][___][ The Gathering ][___][___][___][___][________]
This is
the best part of the night… you don’t gotta worry about your
mothers best China or Dads
favorite gold platters, cause everyone left is
exceptionally cool, otherwise you should have
sent them home. There should be
about 8 people, 3 guys and five girls. Sit in a circle, and
smoke that bag of
Hawaiian you’ve been saving.
HAVE FUN!!!
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The Gremlin
&
Chronos
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