Don’t get mad - Get even

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* Revenge: Don’t get
mad - Get even *

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* By George Hayduke *

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subtitled: Fun Things To Do *

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* Written by The Ghost *

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*****************02/21/85**************

SPEED DEMON 415/522-3074 24
HOURS

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This isn’t a
death and Destruction file. I’m not telling losers how to cause

thermite reactions in
chemistry class or make neeto pipe bombs to blow up that

guy who keeps bugging you. />

This is from a book by George Hayduke. It describes a variety of ways to
get

back at people who cause you distress. The book has contains a lot of tips on

causing expensive damage to "marks". Well, I picked the good ones. Ones that

don’t cause a lot of expense, in currency that is. Well, I hope you enjoy. Get

back at the losers using the system. Sort of like piracy and phreaking.

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In a car with automatic
transmission, switch the #1 and #8 wires on the

distributer cap. This will allegedly
allow the car to operate in Neutral and

Park, but the engine mysteriously dies in
Drive.

Castor Oil squirted into the tailpipe of a car, will cause a large
amount of

smoke. Just the thing to help nervous drivers.

If
you can get a bank account number for a person, truly wonderful things can

happen.
Depositing one penny every day can get the employees very pissed.

It
happens that given a few hundred wanted posters, one will look like you.

OR anybody
else you can imagine. Close anyway. Think of all the bounty hunters

just waiting to
claim their reward.

Place an ad in a paper for Male Secretarys only. $11
an hour, must be

physically attractive, gentle, and other related social traits. This
is for

anybody who has an office. Give the time to show up one half hour before the />
normal opening hour. For example, if the office opens at 9:00, put the time to
/> be 8:30. All these faggots will show up and start bitching at each other and

your
loser.

Run an ad in the local paper with the following message. "I
need all used

christmas trees. Please leave them on my lawn, and I’ll pay $5 for each
one."

then leave the losers address. The paper will take your $ and print the
ad

without thinking.

If you know the guy is going to throw a
party, arrange for him to find out

that somebody was going to crash his party, dressed
up like cops. Then call the

cops telling them of a real rowdy party going on.
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If your college uses computers to handle admissions, try this. Fill out
/> course withdrawl forms in the losers name. Then enter them, they probably won’t

check. The guy will go the entire block unknowing, then when grades are posted.

"Where are mine?" "Why didn’t I get grades?"

Call
your colleges administration, tell them you are the undertaker of your

losers hometown.
He just died, please take him off your records, records will

follow. Then call the
parents. He just died in a fraternity accident. This

will work better if the guy
decides to skip a week or so of classes.

Instead of credit card fraud,
just call up the company and tell them that you

just lost your cards. You name? Why
it’s (insert loser)

If you want, advertise the losers phone number as a
Dial A Joke. For bigots,

Dial A Black, etc.

If you dislike a
fast food place with a drive thru, try this. Order

everything you can think of. Then
just don’t go to the window. Do it during

dinner hours. Or, order a normal sized meal,
but with extra helpings of

mustard. Then the next car will try the food, then freak out
at the joint.

Garage door openers often have dip switches that can be
changed to other

combinations. The cheaper the model, the better. Sears sells just the
unit.

Say you broke yours or something. Then change the settings.

Wax crayons tossed into a wash do wonders to whites or anything else.

/> There is a whole section of phun things to do with a phone. Call in a bomb

threat to
a school or something, then leave the handset offhook. Of course, do

this only at the
losers house. Someone will visit.

Call Ma Bell, and report that your
loser is using Blue Boxes. Tell them it

is your civic duty… Don’t do this to someone
who knows what they are though.

The phone co doesn’t believe in innocence.

Ads placed in papers saying that (insert loser) will sell YOU! the plans to
/> a device enabling inexpensive calls. Mention that you keep no records.

If you are getting back at somebody with a multi-line system, this is good.

Place a
large magnet where the line comes in. When one phone rings, they all do

If you can get a private minute with your marks phone, and the handset is

modular,
cover the handset plug with clear nail polish. The phone rings, then

its unlimited
"Hello?" "Hello?"

Remove the pins from all but one of
the hinges of a front door of a business.

The door will work fine, for a while, then
fall off. People start screaming.

Add luminescent paint into the cans of
someone who is painting their fence.

Then, at night, it glows.

/> Get some copper paint and paint a small line across the insulator of a spark

plug in
a car. They’ll never find it.

If your loser gets a parking ticket, get it
before he sees it. Then get a

stamp flicking the cops off. Send it in with no money. />

If you dislike a pet hater, here’s one. Advertise that you(the loser)
wuold

like to buy all unwanted strays. $10 for each one. Then call the SPCA, telling />
them that the loser wants the animals to conduct black masses and pagan rites.
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Laxatives slipped into dogfood does wonders.

Or better
yet, toss some normal meat into the dog-owners yard. Then call him

up(in a disguised
voice) and tell him you saw a suspicious person hanging around

the yard….
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Mail a letter to the Chief Executive detailing the sexual acts you(the loser)

would like to commit, the Secret Service investigates this with no humor.

PA systems in department stores are great. Just walk up to a deserted unit,

look
around, then deliver the most disgusting statement you can think of.

Call
about thirty people, telling them they just won a sweepstakes. Answer

the questions, no
obligation, it’s just to show how generous people are. Then

give the losers phone
number to call for more info.

Remember two things, hot metal and hot
glass do not look different from cool.

(as long as it’s not too hot)

/>
Western Telegram has a check on everything going through. Certain key words

trip alarms. Guns, Drugs, Sex, Terrorist, etc all ring bells. Have fun

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Ok, I guess that’s then end of the good ones. I
left all the destructive ones.

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