ELECTRONIC TERRORISM

IT STARTS WHEN A BIG, DUMB LUMMOX RUDELY INSULTS YOU. BEING OF A RATIONAL, “INTELLIGENT DISPOSITION, YOU WISELY CHOOSE TO AVOID A (DIRECT) CONFRONTATION. “BUT AS HE LAUGHS IN YOUR FACE, YOU SMILE INWARDLY—YOUR REVENGE IS ALREADY “PLANNED.


: ELECTRONIC TERRORISM :

IT STARTS WHEN A BIG, DUMB LUMMOX RUDELY INSULTS YOU. BEING OF A RATIONAL,
INTELLIGENT
DISPOSITION, YOU WISELY CHOOSE TO AVOID A (DIRECT) CONFRONTATION.
BUT AS HE LAUGHS IN YOUR
FACE, YOU SMILE INWARDLY—YOUR REVENGE IS ALREADY
PLANNED.

STEP 1: FOLLOW YOUR
VICTIM TO HIS LOCKER, CAR, OR HOUSE. ONCE YOU HAVE
CHOSEN YOUR TARGET SITE, LAY LOW FOR A WEEK
OR MORE, LETTING YOUR ANGER BOIL.

STEP 2: IN THE MEAN TIME, ASSEMBLE YOUR VERSATILE
TERRORIST KIT(DETAILS
BELOW.)

STEP 3: PLANT YOUR KIT AT THE DESIGNATED TARGET
SITE ON A MONDAY MORNING
BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4:00 AM AND 6:00 AM. INCLUDE A CALM, SUGGESTIVE
NOTE THAT
QUIETLY HINTS AT THE POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER ATTACK. DO NOT WRITE IT BY HAND!

AN EXAMPLE OF AN EFFECTIVE NOTE:
"DON’T BE SUCH A JERK, OR THE
NEXT ONE WILL TAKE
OFF YOUR
HAND. HAVE A NICE DAY."
NOTICE HOW THE CALM TONE INSTILLS FEAR. AS IF
WRITTEN BY A HOMICIDAL PSYCH
OPATH.

STEP 5: CHOOSE A STRATEGIC LOCATION
OVERLOOKING THE TARGET SITE. TRY TO
POSITION YOURSELF IN SUCH A WAY THAT YOU CAN SEE HIS
FACIAL CONTORTIONS.

STEP 6: SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE FIREWORKS!


ASSEMBLY OF THE VERSATILE, ECONOMIC, AND EFFECTIVE TERRORIST KIT #1: THE
PARTS YOU’LL NEED
ARE:
1) 4 AA BATTERIES
2) 1 9-VOLT BATTERY
3) 1 SPDT MINI RELAY (RADIO SHACK) /> 4) 1 ROCKET ENGINE(SMOKE BOMB OR M-80)
5) 1 SOLAR IGNITOR (ANY HOBBY STORE)
6) 1
9-VOLT BATTERY CONNECTOR

STEP 1: TAKE THE 9-VOLT BATTERY AND WIRE IT THROUGH THE
RELAY’S COIL. THIS
CIRCUIT SHOULD ALSO INCLUDE A PAIR OF CONTACTS THAT WHEN SEPARATED CUT OFF
THIS
CIRCUIT. THESE CONTACTS SHOULD BE HELD TOGETHER BY TRAPPING THEM BETWEEN THE

LOCKER,MAILBOX, OR CAR DOOR. ONCE THE DOOR IS OPENED, THE CONTACTS FALL APART
AND THE 9-VOLT
CIRCUIT IS BROKEN, ALLOWING THE RELAY TO FALL TO THE CLOSE
POSTION THUS CLOSING THE IGNITION
CIRCUIT. (IF ALL THIS IS CONFUSING TAKE A
LOOK AT THE SCHEMATIC BELOW.)

STEP 2:
TAKE THE 4 AA BATTERIES AND WIRE THEM IN SUCCESSION. WIRE THE
POSITIVE TERMINAL OF ONE TO THE
NEGATIVE TERMINAL OF ANOTHER, UNTIL ALL FOUR
ARE CONNECTED EXCEPT ONE POSITIVE TERMINAL AND
ONE NEGATIVE TERMINAL. EVEN
THOUGH THE FOUR AA BATTERIES ONLY COMBINE TO CREATE 6 VOLTS, THE
INCREASE IN
AMPERAGE IS NECESSARY TO ACTIVATE THE SOLAR IGNITOR QUICKLY AND EFFECTIVELY.

STEP 3: TAKE THE BATTERY PACK (MADE IN STEP 2) AND WIRE ONE END OF IT TO THE
RELAY’S
SINGLE POLE AND THE OTHER END TO ONE PRONG OF THE SOLAR IGNITOR. THEN
WIRE THE OTHER PRONG OF
THE SOLAR IGNITOR BACK TO THE OPEN POSITION ON THE
RELAY.

STEP 4: USING DOUBLE
SIDED CARPET TAPE MOUNT THE KIT IN HIS LOCKER, MAILBOX,
OR CAR DOOR. AND LAST, INSERT THE
SOLAR IGNITOR INTO THE ROCKET ENGINE (SMOKE
BOMB OR M-80).

YOUR KIT IS NOW
COMPLETE!

———><———
I (CONTACTS) I
I I
I —
(9 VOLT)
I - (BATTERY)
I —
I I
I (COIL) I
——///////——-

/———–
/ I
/ I
/ I
(SWITCH) I I
I I
I — (BATTERY)

I - ( PACK )
I —
I I
I I
—- —–
I I
*
(SOLAR
IGNITOR)

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Electronic Terrorism by The Jolly Roger

It starts when a big, dumb lummox rudely insults you. Being of a
rational, intelligent
disposition, you wisely choose to avoid a
(direct) confrontation. But as he laughs in your
face, you smile
inwardly—your revenge is already planned.
Step 1: follow your victim
to his locker, car, or house. Once you
have chosen your target site, lay low for a week or
more,
letting your anger boil.
Step 2: in the mean time, assemble your versatile
terrorist
kit(details below.)
Step 3: plant your kit at the designated target site on a
monday
morning between the hours of 4:00 am and 6:00 am. Include a
calm, suggestive note
that quietly hints at the possibility
of another attack. Do not write it by hand! An example
of
an effective note:
"don’t be such a jerk, or the next one will take off your /> hand. Have a nice day."
Notice how the calm tone instills fear. As if written by a /> homicidal psychopath.
Step 5: choose a strategic location overlooking the target site.
Try
to position yourself in such a way that you can see his facial contortions.
Step 6:
sit back and enjoy the fireworks! Assembly of the versatile,
economic, and effective terrorist
kit #1: the parts you’ll need are:
1) 4 aa batteries
2) 1 9-volt battery
3) 1 spdt
mini relay (radio shack)
4) 1 rocket engine(smoke bomb or m-80)
5) 1 solar ignitor (any
hobby store)
6) 1 9-volt battery connector

Step 1: take the 9-volt battery
and wire it through the relay’s coil.
This circuit should also include a pair of contacts that
when
separated cut off this circuit. These contacts should be held together
by trapping
them between the locker,mailbox, or car door.
Once the door is opened, the contacts fall apart
and the 9-volt circuit
is broken, allowing the relay to fall to the closed postion
thus
closing the ignition circuit. (If all this is confusing take a
look at the schematic
below.)

Step 2: take the 4 aa batteries and wire them in succession.
Wire the
positive terminal of one to the negative terminal of another,
until all four are connected
except one positive terminal and one negative
terminal. Even though the four aa batteries only
combine to create 6
volts, the increase in amperage is necessary to activate the solar

ignitor quickly and effectively.

Step 3: take the battery pack (made in step 2) and
wire one end of it
to the relay’s single pole and the other end to one prong of the solar /> ignitor. Then wire the other prong of the solar ignitor back to the open
position on the
relay.

Step 4: using double sided carpet tape mount the kit in his locker,

mailbox, or car door. And last, insert the solar ignitor into the
rocket engine (smoke bomb or
m-80).

Your kit is now complete!

———><———
I (CONTACTS) I
I I
I - (BATTERY)
I —
I
I
I (COIL) I
——///////——-
/———–
/ I
/ I
/ I

(SWITCH) I I
I I
I — (BATTERY)
I - ( PACK )
I —
I I
I I /> —- —–
I I
*
(SOLAR IGNITOR)

———RFLAGG———




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