Y O U R
N E I G H B O R
PART 1
written by:
amorphous
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INTRODUCTION
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Do you have a jerk neighbor that
makes your life miserable? Loud music 2
o’clock in the morning, fire crackers late at night,
their kids ringing
your doorbell and running, their CB Radio interfering with your TV and
barking at you every
time you come out your back door, mowing their lawn
early Sunday morning, and your house very
hot because they cut down that
nice big maple tree shading your yard. This is what I always
had to put
up with. These series of files will discuss different ways to get back
at
them.
DISCLAIMER
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I think you know.
THEIR
GRASS
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If you throw a rock at their window, it won’t do much good
because it
only takes a couple of hours to fix and costs very little money. What do
I
recommend? The grass.
Get a container of bleach, poke a few holes where the cover is
with a
nail, and you have yourself a bleach sprinkler. Go out about 2:30 in the
morning
and sprinkle it all over their lawn. In 1-2 days, they’ll have
hay instead of grass.
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Another way to destroy the lawn is to make it look
like the dog did it.
Put a couple or a few of these in the dog’s water. In a couple of
minutes, there will be mud all over your neighbors lawn (it’s not mud).
One of your neighbors
might even slip in it and fall down. They’ll think
it’s mud until they smell it. (Make sure
all windows in your house are
closed if the wind is blowing that way.)
For more stuff on
alka seltzer, I recommend reading ALKA SELTZER FUN.
It’s good.
Cock Roaches
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If you have a bad problem in your house with some of these, no problem.
do what their
supposed to do. (If they have a long-wooden stairway going
towards their front door, I
recommend putting a whole bunch of them
there.)
This is the end of YOUR NEIGHBOR
PART 1. Look out for YOUR NEIGHBOR PART
2.
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