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Simple Pranks
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The following
ideas are basic ones that everyone should have the balls to
do.
If you really
hate someone, take a bunch of tacks and some fishing line
and go to there house at night (or
day if your really gutsy). Take the tacks
and push them into the door molding. Then string the
fishing line around the
tacks in any way you like. Then stop by there house in the morning and
watch
them try to leave the house.
Find a nice quiet road in your neighborhood in
which only one or two cars
come by every half-hour. Find two mail boxes or light control boxes
that
are across the road from each other. Take two tin cans (big ones) and some
fishing
line and put holes in the cans near the top. Tie the line through
the cans and put one on one
mail box and the other on the other mail box.
Leave enough string to hang about fender level
on the car. Then watch your
surprise as a car comes by.
Of course theres the old
trick where you put dog shit in a bag, light it on
fire, and leave it one someones porch and
ring the doorbell. For a new twist,
do the above, run to the back door and have a friend tell
you when the person
stomps the fire out. Then ring the back doorbell and make the asshole
walk
through the house with dog shit on his shoes.
Also, take some heavy duty
rope or sturdy rope that can stay together when
two people tug on it. Find two houses whose
front doors are right across from
each other. Tie the rope to one door, run it across the
street and tie it to
the other door. Then have a friend ring one doorbell while ring the
other
doorbell. Get far enough away and watch a tug-of-war between two neighbors.
School Pranks
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Try this during a lab when you have to use a Bunsen
Burner. Hold a
quarter or half-dollar over the burner near the end of the period and then
not to pick up
things off the ground.
If there is some asshole in school that you really do not like
then go to
his locker with a tube of crazy glue. Now it all depends on what you want to
do you can either put glue in the keyhole of his lock, if he has a key lock,
or you can glue
the dial of his lock if he has a combination lock. Or you can
glue the u-bar of the lock in
place. Now if you really feel like taking a
little time then you can get a rubber and pull it
around his lock. Watch and
see if he even touches it.
There is this stuff called
’skunk’ what it basically is is some real smelly
powder that smells real bad and covers a BIG
area. You can pick this stuff up
at any hunting shop. Now, find a car with a open window, slit
the bag and wip
the powder into the car and leave. You can also do this to the teacher that
a week. Dump
this stuff through the slots in the locker of the asshole that
you hate.
Bathroom
Pranks
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To get revenge on some dork you hate, have someone go to
his house and
sleep over there. Give him some Saran Wrap and tell him to place it on the
toilet under the two lids. Make sure that it covers the half of the toilet
near the seat
hinges because thats where most guys aim to take a leek.
Then wait to hear the report about
what happened from your friend.
Go to any bathroom with a tube of Ben Gay or a bottle
of Atomic Foam. I
recommened Atomic Foam. Spread it all over the toilet seat and leave. You
what it will
do. You can also use toothpaste to make the seat slippery.
The obvious is to flush
Cherry bombs down the toilets to wreck the
pluming.
Well thats about it for now.
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