The following is another release from Anarchists Anonymous. This is for everyone
who has an enemy, this will surely send him weeping to his mommy. Remember this
isn’t a story so if your not going to use it then BUGGER OFF!!!
We all have an enemy,
whether it be someone who picks on you or someone that
you just plainly hate, this should help
you remove yourself of this problem.
Ways to really bug an enemy:
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COMMON WAYS
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1. Slash the
punk’s tires, he deserves it.
2. Let the air out of his tires.
3. Beat him
up, I don’t reccomend this if he’s on the football team.
GETTING HIM IN TROUBLE
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1. Hmmm, his locker sure is black. It needs a little more
whiteness to create a
balance. Why not put this bag of white powder in his locker…GOOD
IDEA!!!
Plant fake cocaine on him or in his locker. This can be made by mixing flower
and sugar together and putting it in a ziploc bag. This could lead to a day
suspension, or
your enemy friend might sweat it out in the principals office.
2. A really good way to
make him lose ALOT of sleep is to put his telephone
number down as a 24 hour 10 gigabyte
pirate bulletin board. He’ll either be
hassled by the cops or constantly phoned, when he won’t
even have a board!!
3. You’re a hacker right? Good, well you should be able to access
his grades.
As you’re lowering his grades remember two things. 1. Never raise your grades
his mark by more
then 2 grades. Drastic changes will be to obvious and the
staff will realize their mistake
sooner. Even though you may only lower his
grade by one mark, no one will notice as fast and
the effect will be much
longer.
4. Hopefully that one of those teachers will
notice that rotting fish that you
planted in your victims locker. That smell sure could get
him in trouble.
ANARCHY ATTACKS
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The following are
Anarchial ways to attack your enemy.
1. Walk up behind the victim and run a glue stick
through his hair. This sticks
right on touch, it can’t be seen and it sticks like hell. I
personally use
contact cement.
2. Sit thumb tacks up on his seat. This causes
extreme pain and results in
extreme shouts.
3. During gym take his clothes and
dunk them in the toilet.
4. Poke a single pin through his white out in his pencil case
(this will start
leaking soon).
5. Accuse him of racism and tell all the black
people (if he’s white) that he
makes "black" jokes. This will result in all blacks
fighting him (he’s toast).
6. Steal and burn ALL of his books.
7. Set him
on fire (just kidding….NOT).
8. Post porno centerfolds all over his locker. This
works really well when it’s
parents night and they’re gonna wanna see his locker. For a real
laugh and to
really scare his parents post porno pictures of the same sex (his parents will
9. Take your class attendance and mark him absent
ALOT. This may sound stupid
but his parents sure will wonder why he was away 46 days and he
was only sick
for eight!! He could get in a helluva lot of trouble for this!
10.
Steal all his pens and pencils during gym class.
11. Steal the class bully’s pencil
case and put it by your enemy’s clothes (in
gym). He’ll get plenty of poundings!!!
in your
enemy’s locker. When he opens it….AAAHHHHH!!!!
13. Find your enemy’s hat and add glue
(must use liquid glue because it makes a
much bigger mess). When he puts on his hat there’ll
be glue all over him.
14. On the way from school scare the hell out of him. Pretending
to have
a gun in your hand always works. Now from atop the hill call him and point the
pretend rifle. Now have another buddy of yours set off a black cat. Continue
this as he runs
home…crying!!!
15. Of course..the common ordering him 6 deluxe pizzas with the works
and 4 six
packs of coke always works. Especially if you do it from every pizza place in
town!!
16. Steal his homework, and write up a pile of crap in his handwriting and hand
it in for him.
17. Write his mother’s name and number on the walls of a gas
station, with the
inscription " For cheap sex call…FREE!"
18. Bug the
asshole about how you did it with whoever he likes.
19. Get a book of matches and coat
it in oil or gasoline. Then set the book
on fire and drop it in the enemy’s schoolbag. The
good part is that he probably
won’t notice it, until he feels the heat and turns around to see
his back on
fire!!!!
20. If he has an open can of pop then this is a good prank.
Take the open can
of pop and put a dead fly (or a live bee) in his drink. He’ll be fucking
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Well
that’s the end of that file. Sorry for the delay but I got bored of it for
a while. Hope you
enjoy it and it should come in usefull for your fave fiend!!!
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By:
The Anarchial Artist
Date: 9:21 pm, June 26 1993
Notes: Shit….did that lady see
me??
Greets go out to: Psycho for doing the garbage thang, Bloodthirsty Nun for
giving me some more fuel, Bad Command for all the shit he puts up with, Spaceman
Spiff for
being the BEST sysop ever, and to me for writing this…..
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"Your life is a joke…….yer mom gives me the poke"
-Anarchial Artist ‘93
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