THE MEYTHAL HYDRATE CANNON

the cannon can be used as a mortar, or a bazooka, it “depends on the target.


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* LORD VADER AND CHUBBY CHECKER *

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* PRESENT
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* AN EXPLOSIVE PRODUCTION *

* THE MEYTHAL HYDRATE *

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* CANNON *

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Ingredients Needed:

1) A Metal Tube measuring about 4-5 inches in diameter />

2) Meythal Hydrate (Local Hardware, Paint Section) $1.99

3) Cap for one end
of the Metal Tube

4) A Drill

5) Some Matches

6) Some Tennis
Balls

Procedure:

Get the Metal Tube, and cut it so it is
about 3 feet long, then jam the cap

onto the end of the Metal Tube, and make sure you
have a tight fit, because

you don’t want the thing to blow off! Next, drill a small
hole, big enough for

a match, at the base of the Metal Tube, just above where the cap
rim is.

One, Two, Three CANNON!

*- Make sure the cap is tight, or
else…..?

To Fire:

Here is the easy part, the cannon can be
used as a mortar, or a bazooka, it

depends on the target. Now, get a capful of the
Meythal Hydrate and pour it

into the metal tube, get a tennis ball and ram it down the
tube, make sure the

tennis ball is tight, and doesn’t just fall down, or it won’t work.
Pick your

target and light a match and stick it in the hole, the gas vapourizes and
THUD

goes the tennis ball. An easier method of lighting, if you don’t want to be in />

the vicinity, is a piece of fuse, which anybody can buy at Robinson’s Guns, it
/> is in the counter to the right of the cash register, on the top shelf.

Diagram:

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Ý Drill
Hole Here

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* CHUBBY
CHECKER LORD VADER *

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