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* LORD VADER AND CHUBBY CHECKER *
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* PRESENT
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* AN EXPLOSIVE PRODUCTION *
* THE MEYTHAL HYDRATE *
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* CANNON *
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Ingredients Needed:
1) A Metal Tube measuring about 4-5 inches in diameter
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2) Meythal Hydrate (Local Hardware, Paint Section) $1.99
3) Cap for one end
of the Metal Tube
4) A Drill
5) Some Matches
6) Some Tennis
Balls
Procedure:
Get the Metal Tube, and cut it so it is
about 3 feet long, then jam the cap
onto the end of the Metal Tube, and make sure you
have a tight fit, because
you don’t want the thing to blow off! Next, drill a small
hole, big enough for
a match, at the base of the Metal Tube, just above where the cap
rim is.
One, Two, Three CANNON!
*- Make sure the cap is tight, or
else…..?
To Fire:
Here is the easy part, the cannon can be
used as a mortar, or a bazooka, it
depends on the target. Now, get a capful of the
Meythal Hydrate and pour it
into the metal tube, get a tennis ball and ram it down the
tube, make sure the
tennis ball is tight, and doesn’t just fall down, or it won’t work.
Pick your
target and light a match and stick it in the hole, the gas vapourizes and
THUD
goes the tennis ball. An easier method of lighting, if you don’t want to be in
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the vicinity, is a piece of fuse, which anybody can buy at Robinson’s Guns, it
/> is in the counter to the right of the cash register, on the top shelf.
Diagram:
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Hole Here
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* CHUBBY
CHECKER LORD VADER *
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