101 WAYS TO KILL SOMEONE

In this file I will tell you about a 101 ways to kill someone as the tile implies.And posibble concequences(hah)and some resons why you might want to kill them.


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In this file I will tell you about a 101 ways to kill someone
as
the tile implies.And posibble concequences(hah)and some resons why
you might want to kill
them.

1. Shoot the bastard,I don’t recamend this metod because it’s
messy and too
much can link it to you plus it’s very loud.

2. Stab S/he this is also very messy and
can be linked to you
and they don’t die fast(in most cases).

SYRINGES
Yes
syringes in the following few you shall need syringes.

3. Fill the syringe with air(not
hard eh stupid) then inject it
in to them.Perferably while they are sleeping it might take

a couple of times.The air bubbles go up to the brain and
poof there dead.This is
effective because they can’t trace
it to you.

4. Fill it with Amonia or another
house hold cleaning agent one
that has a warning on the side.But when an autopsy is done /> they might wonder how amonia got in to the blood stream.

5. Fill with a liquified
coccane(lots of it).Then stuff some in
there dresser so it looks like they OD on the shit. />
6. Fill with insulin usally stolen from diabetics and inject that
in I recomend you
do it in there sleep like the rest.What
happens is they go into insulin shock and die!

7. Fill with sheeps blood and inject it in to them while they
sleep.Wait two to three
weeks or longer then inject in
another dose and they will have an alergic reaction and die />
8. That’s enough with the syringes.(and yes I’m counting this as
one have you ever
tied to think of 101 way to kill someone.

9. Take a rope and strangle them.
/> 10. Take your hand and strangle them.

11.The last two don’t work that great.

12.Grind glass into very fine powder and put it in there food.This
slashes up there
stomach and intestines.

13.Put leaches on them in the middle of the night and blead
them
to death.

14.Put small lumps of lead in there sink spout and give them lead

poisoning.

15.In there sleep insert in to there mouth the pollen of a flower /> not native to your area and perferably one they have never
came in to contact with.Then
about two or three weeks later
do the same and if all goes well they will have an extream /> alergic reaction and die.

16.Burn down there house when there in it.

17.Enter there bathroom while they are bathing and throw a blow
dryer curling iron or radio
in the tub and poof shock thearpy.

18.Pound three inch nail’s in to there skulls

19.Drill a hole in the top of a light bulb fill the bulb with
gasoline.Then put it in
a lamp. When they turn it on boom
burning gas every where.

20.Cover there head
with a plastic bag in there sleep.

Well that’s all for me fokes I was going to put 101
hear
but I’m lazy and I was draining my brain a bit. Thanks for reading
this far. />

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  1. Dr. Mann Said,

    Also a good idea with syringes:

    Take into account the fact that not many forensics labs will test blood types present in a victim’s body, and realize that less that 1% of the world’s population have type AB (universal recipient) which will cause a hemolytic reaction in anyone without type AB, leading to acute renal failure, which can be fatal if left uncured within a VERY small time-frame. All it requires is a single 50cc dose or so to cause a lethal case of hemolysis, especially if the victim is unlikely to notice the common symptoms (decreased urine output, lethargy or sluggishness, and fluid imbalances) for a day or so. In almost any case, they will suffer severe acute renal failure, and the resultant kidney failure causes death via blood toxin levels climbing into lethal ranges.

    Blood banks are not very closely guarded, and for employees, it would be a simple matter to quietly remove a single unit of type AB blood, which would be reported as a ‘clerical error’ when (and indeed if) it was noticed missing, which would supply more than enough to cause fatal reactions in at least one subject.

    Note that the delay time of this method is also good in that it allows the perpetrator time to dissociate themselves from the victim, as well as time to dispose of any remaining tools, if needed.

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