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Hello! Welcome to the world of reality
where some sicko will just as
soon take your balls off and hang them on the wall than suck
down a 7 year
old boy…In this world we live in today, one must know how to defend
himself, as one who is defenseless will soon get attacked (Sun Tzu,
Ancient Art of War (c)
17th century). This first article will teach you
an opponents vital spots to give you a
greater chance of winning a
conflict. To demonstrate take the following example:
Fighter
#1) Throws a long right to #2’s jaw.
Fighter #2) Side Steps, hooks arm, Knife hand (karate
chop) #1’s throat,
and breaks the elbow by falling to the ground.
Who won? #2, obviously
because he knew that his opponents throat was
open. In this example #1 was on the ground
puking blood with only one arm
working right…#2 combined his knowledge of his opponents body
with a
little basic training and ended a fight in less than say, 4 seconds. It
really
does happen folks…
Great eh? mwahahha…
The most important thing in a fight
(and the most neglected) is the
block. Without a block (block-defender throws something to
redirect
attackers energy, OR moves out of the way and lets the energy connect
with
nothing, mid-air), you get hit, right? If you are occupying the
space that will soon be
occupied by an attackers foot, I would think you
would 1) stop occupying the space or 2) make
sure the opponents foot wont
occupy the space, or 3) both (doubly sure!). You get the idea.
can throw that
won’t leave him open somewhere. You quickly assimilate
what areas are open, and then attack
with an appropiate blow. In this
process the new defender may block and counter-attack you! so
be careful.
This can be a long cycle with two smart fighters continuously blocking
and
counter-attacking each other! (You have seen this thousand of times
in ninja and kung-fu
movies…Untrained fighters simply cannot block and
counter-attack…that’s a fact, jack)
with the target
areas…
The Body is divided into three areas:
1) upper position top of head to
the diaphragm
2) middle position Diaphragm to the groin
3) lower position groin to lower
extremities
1) Upper position
A) Skull - any blow to the skull may cause
cerebral concussion,
unconsiousness, fracture, laceration (very often lethal)
1.
Parietal Bone - Top of head protecting the brain
2. Frontal Bone - Forehead protecting brain
and large blood vessels
3. Temporal Bone - Side of head (temple) midway between the corner of
the
eye and ear. Temporal Artery is located here.
4. Nasal Bone - Bone located in the
nose
5. Maxilla - Upper jaw
6. Mandible - Lower jaw
7. Zygoma - Cheek Bones
(breakable)
8. Lacrimal - Bones surrounding the eye.
B) Eye - necessary for vision,
hemorrhages easily
C) Nose - extremely sensitive to trauma, fractures and moves directly
into
forebrain on upward trauma (causing death and/or loss of memory…haha)
D) Ear
(trauma directly to ear can cause rupture to eardrum resulting in
Severe Pain.
E)
Neck
1. Anterior - front of neck, contains adam’s apple, fractures relatively
easy,
causing loss of ability to inhale…
2. Lateral - side of neck, contains muscles protecting
large blood
vessels, arteries and veins and large veins - trauma resulting in spasm
of
vessels decreasing oxygen resulting in unconsiousness causing
hemorrhage and death (I say
death is better with a hemorrhage anyway)
3. Posterior - back of neck, trauma causing severe
pain, unconsciousness
F) Clavicle - collar bone, is easily fractured, and interestingly
enough
removes victims ability to move his arm away from his body!
G) Sternum - breast
bone, extremely painful when injured.
H) Ribs - elastic arches of bones, easily broken, may
puncture lungs or
heart
I) Axilla - Arm Pits, contain large blood vessels, trauma causes
extreme
pain and/or paralysis of the arms
J) Heart - in general area of left breast
nipple, non-penetrating force
can cause hemorrahage and often rupture
K) Arm
1.
Shoulder - trauma causing dislocation, severe pain or fracture
2. Elbow - trauma causing
severe pain, fracture, dislocation, internal
bleeding
3. Wrist and Hand - trauma causing
severe pain, fracture, dislocation,
rupture of blood vessels
II. Middle Position
Diaphragm to groin, Diaphragm being the floor of the chest cavity
A) Stomach - hemorrahage and
extreme pain
B) Solar Plexus - great network of nerves location of dorsal aspect of
stomach (the front part). Gives off nervous control to all abdominal
organs. Trauma causes
slow death.
C) Liver - located under right portion of Diaphragm, trauma causes severe
pain and possible hemorrhage and death.
D) Kidneys - located on back of the abdomen, severe
pain, severe
hemorrhage causes death. Excellent target when side stepping to opponent’s
side.
E) Small Intestine - it can be contracted around the belly button, causes
severe
pain and possible rupture
F) Large Intestine - in lower abdomen, can rupture, causes severe
pain
G) Lumbar Area - Arch of lower back, trauma results in severe pain,
possible
fracture, permanent paralysis to the legs and pee-pee (dick)
III. Lower Position
groin
to lower extremities (legs)
A) Bladder - below belly button and above groin, trauma causes
possible
rupture (all urine spills out into the opponents body)
B) Inguinal Rings - to
either side of the groin, trauma causes severe pain
and possible herniation (he can’t stand
straight for about a decade)
C) Pubic Symphysis - pubic bone in groin area; directly in the
middle,
trauma causing fracture (nothing else, he won’t die contrary to popular
opinion)
D) Testicles & Scrotum (If they have any) - pouch containing the testes
-
extremely sensitive - trauma causing severe pain, hemorrhage
E) Sacrum - bony extension
located on both sides of buttocks, trauma
causing severe pain and fracture
F) Coccyx -
tailbone, trauma causing severe pain and possible fracture
G) Leg
1. Hip Joint -
prominent on top and side of leg, trauma causing pain and
possible fracture
2. Inner
Thigh - upper and inner part of leg, trauma causing rupture of
the large femoral blood
vessels
3. Knee
a. Front - trauma causing severe pain, dislocation and possible
fracture
b. Back - trauma causing tearing of ligaments and popliteal blood
vessels
4. Anterior Tibial - shin bone, trauma causing severe pain (in most
cases, some people can’t
feel that) and possible fracture (everyone feels
that)
5. Anterior - instep, trauma
causing fracture and severe pain
6. Posterior - back of heel, trauma causing pain and
fractrure or tearing
of the achilles tendon (making it difficult to walk)
Well
friends, there it is. You can easily make a body chart on the wall or
just mark up your sister
or what-have-you. I present this for self defense
use only, however, if you get into the case
where someone needs his block
knocked off, go for it…
Night Crawler
A.O.A. Radio
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Hello! Welcome back to the world of
reality! This article in the series
deals with … Confrontations …
What is a
Confrontation?
A confrontation is the first thing before a fight, or it may start a
fight.
When you meet somebody, that is not a confrontation. Usually you won’t want
to
fight him (you wouldn’t walk down the street and start with everyone you
see would you?) so if
you dont know him, you walk past and don’t even look
at him. If you know them, you might look
and nod. If you want to fight you
may snarl and swear and huff and puff until your chinny chin
chin hairs
stick up. That is a confrontation.
Confrontations happen most often in
school, and almost as often in bars.
When two people are drunk, they may start a fight without
intending to…
That’s why you commonly see two best friends biffin’ it out, or more often
A confrontation in a bar occurs most
often because the other guy (we’ll
refer to him as asshole, they almost always are) gets close
and says
something that you can’t back down out of without losing face. He might say
"Hey this guy has a slimey dick" which you wittingly reply "Hey! He just
stuck
his hand down my pants! Ack!" as loud as possible. Asshole doesn’t
have time to back down
out of this so he throws a punch at you. so on…
If you want to avoid a confrontation in a
bar, just get a lounge and watch
asshole #1 fight asshole #2 (which incidently, the best way
to learn how to
fight is to watch others and think about their mistakes), or if you have to
says something
about your mom’s gray pubic hair, you should say "I know…"
and leave, and don’t
come back (who wants someone who says his mom’s pussy
really is gray?)
The most
important part of a confrontation is identifying when one is
going on. You should be
suspicious if you tell the asshole next to you that
you pumped his girlfriend and he smiles
while his hand is on an empty beer
bottle…He’s probably waiting for you to turn around which
then he will
follow up by smashing bottle #1 into your face…
Another thing to be
suspicious of is if you see the same strange people
crowding you all night and they’re all
looking at you with beady eyes…
Well, you can figure it out…
So what
I’m trying to explain to you is that a confrontation usually ends
up in a fight, and also a
confrontation is very hard to back down out of.
Identifying a possible confrontation is the
best way to get out of a fight
(or better yet to get in to one).
’til next
time
NC
(I’m pumping your girlfriend, asshole)
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