…. MURPHY’S LAWS OF CAMBAT ….
1. You Are Not Superman.
2. If It’s Stupid But Works, It Isn’t Stupid.
3. Don’t Look
Conspicuous - It Draws Fire. (This Is Why Aircraft
Carriers Are Called "Bomb
Magnets").
4. When In Doubt, Empty Your Magazine.
5. Never Share A Foxhole With
Someone Braver Than You Are.
6. Never Forget That Your Weapon Was Made By The Lowest
Bidder.
7. If Your Attack Is Going Really Well, It’s An Ambush.
8. No Plan Survives The
First Contact Intact.
9. All Five-Second Grenade Fuses Will Burn Down In Three Seconds.
10. Try To Look Unimportant Because The Bad Guys May Be Low On Ammunition.
11. If You Are
Forward Of Your Position, The Artillary Will Fall Short.
12. The Enemy Diversion You Are
Ignoring Is The Main Attack.
13. The Important Things Are Always Simple.
14. The Simple
Things Are Always Hard.
15. The Easy Way Is Always Mined.
16. If You Are Short Of
Everything Except Enemy, You Are In Combat.
17. When You Have Secured An Area, Don’t Forget To
Tell The Enemy.
18. Incoming Fire Has The Right Of Way.
19. Friendly Fire Isn’t.
20. IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU!!.
21. No Combat Unit Has EVER Passed Inspection.
23. Body Count Math Is: Two Guerillas
Plus One Portable Plus
Two Pigs = 37 Enemy Killed In Action.
24. Things That Must Be
Together To Work Ususally Can’t Be Shipped
Together.
25. Radios Will Fail As Soon As You
Need Fire Support Desperately.
26. ANYTHING You Do Can Get You Shot - Including Doing
Nothing.
27. TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS !!!!!!
28. The Only Thing More Accurate Than
Incoming Enemy Fire Is
Incoming Friendly Fire.
29. Make It Tough For The Enemy To Get In
And You Can’t Get Out.
30. If You Take More Than Your Fair Share Of Objectives, You Will
Have More Than Your Fair Share Of Objectives To Take.
31. When Both Sides Are Convinced They
Are About To Lose,
They Are Both Right.
32. Professional Soldiers Are Predictable, But
The Armies Are Mostly
Made Of Amatures.
33. MURPHY WAS A GRUNT.
34. MURPHY WAS AN
OPTIMIST.
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