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>> War Tactics <<
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I don’t know if these will be of any use to you,
being the civilized, cult-
ured human beings we are, but I’ve been known to use them.
***How to kill using bamboo rods***
Well take a bamboo stick or better
yet a knife and put any type of animal
excrements (shit) on the knife or the sharpened bamboo
rod… Plant the knife
or rod in the ground firmly… When someone steps on it they most
likely will
die of blood loss or the foriegn elements(shit) which been put in they’re blood
—> hand to hand combat <—
Get
an 2 ace bandages and 2 knifes with blades on both sides… wrap the
knife to the top of you
hand using the ace bandage, be sure to be able to
clench your fist so you can climb &
punch. This is sick to do… So I
wouldn’t suggest doing it unless we are under a russian
attack.
===> The bog trap <===
When in a bog… You can remove the
stumps in the bog and be left with a
large hole… Now throw the stump away and cover the pit
with the dry grass
which be found anywhere in the bog most likely… You can even put this
grass
on top of a still pond as long as it is still! If it moves forget it!
And
lastly remember that when either having a pretend war or a gang war use
the bogs to your best
advantage… They are usually warm water and hide you
quickly and easily… Trees are never to
be used! They can be fatal to the
climber… think of how you can be surrounded in seconds and
not be able to
get back down…
Here are the plans to make a nice bomb that is
sure to impress your friends.
It’s relatively safe too! This is an original creation,
developed and tested
exclusively by Cesspool Computing. This beauty is known as…
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Ingredients:
* A large explosive such as an M-80 or H-100.
* A large cylindrical
cardboard container, such as the kind Planters
Cheese Balls or Kool-Aid drink mix, comes
in.
* Several cans of Comet Cleanser. Don’t use Ajax, it’s not as good.
* Roll of
electrical tape.
Plans:
Fill the container half full of the Comet cleanser. Poke
a one eigth inch
hole in the side of the container at the halfway point. Insert the
explosive
charge in the center of the container and run the fuse through the hole. (You
may have to lenghten to fuse.) Pour more Comet over the explosive charge to the
top of the
container. Pack down well. Put lid back on container. Reinforce
the lid and base with the
tape. Add the "Johnny (Fatman) Campo Bomb" name to
the device and your done.
When you light this, run like mad (unless you love to inhale Comet), because
when it
goes off it produces a huge explosion and a massive green cloud that
drifts & drifts &
drifts. Have fun.
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