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This Country Sucks

This country sucks, because the government locks away people who try to kill politicians. Why lock away someone who wants to control the dick population?

This country sucks, because the government feels that halucinagenic drugs should be illegal. Ted Kennedy is such an angel, his doesn’t snort cocaine.

This country sucks, because the government and state municipalities feel speeding over 55 MPH should be illegal. Go to West Germany.

This country sucks, because they ban music because it corrupts young children. The PMRC has their fists up their cazoo’s!

This country sucks, because they feel someone saying FUCK in a movie means that anyone under 14 can’t watch it.

This country sucks, because the FCC is ran by a bunch of fat sweating assholes.

This country sucks, because the FCC thinks saying BUGAR over the radio is illegal.

This country sucks, because the FDA feels IUDs are dangerous.

This country sucks, because the FDA hasn’t noticed that teen pregnancies have risen 35% since the ban of IUDs.

This country sucks, because religious freaks like Jerry Falwell can intimidate companies like 7-11 to not sell Playboy because it’s “DIRTY SEX”.

This country sucks, because is Jerry Falwell’s father didn’t know about DIRTY SEX he’d still be swimming around in his fathers balls!

This country sucks, because they close liquor stores on Sundays when everyone can come in on Saturday and buy liquor for Sunday.

This country sucks, because the FCC allows religion to be forced upon us in our own homes on TV when the Constitution says “Freedom of religion”.

This country sucks, because the ARMY recruits soldiers to protect our governments vital interests like the Persian Gulf.

This country sucks, because our government is so blind they don’t realize nearly 40,000 blacks have died in South Africa in one year for their position on FREEDOM.

This country sucks, because the wives of all congress-men joined together in the PMRC to ban rock music. The congress-men don’t hesitate to do as their wives ask because all they want is someplace to stick their wicks.

This country sucks, because they don’t legalize prostitution in Whore houses.

This country sucks, because they don’t realize Wayne Nuitan is an ugly SOB.

This country sucks, because our government feels nuclear arms are mearly peace makers.

This country sucks, because Congress blows smoke up Reagan’s ass in peace making with the Soviets; “They’re up to no good!”

This country sucks, because the government taxes everything we do, except wipe our asses, and put all the money in Congress.

This country sucks, because every hour Congress wastes 5 million dollars of our money on MISC. EXPENSES. ie, Cocaine, Blow Jobs for All, Whores and Porches.

This country sucks, because all the good looking women are bitches and wouldn’t fuck ANY guy if they were the last man on earth.

This country sucks, because the government forces us to get a license for just about everything we do, except wipe our asses.

This country sucks, because the government is so single minded they think all BBS’ are corrupt and plan to control them.

This country sucks, because they allow Mexicans in to take our jobs for lower pay.

This country sucks, because the Jackson family lives in it.

This country sucks, because they won’t recognize Hardcore and Metal as music put it on the Top 40 list. What’s wrong with “I kill children!”, anyway?

This country sucks, because they don’t allow anyone under 21 to buy liquor. This is why teenage alcoholism is higher than in England where there is lower control.

This country sucks, because they tax love. We have to pay a marriage tax you know.

This country sucks, because our government is always sticking it’s head where it isn’t wanted and the result is many of OUR lives lost. Ie, Vietnam and the Korean War. WWII was just, because Hitler was fucked up.

This country sucks, because all the fat ugly jingoists go to see movies like Cobra, Rambo, Rocky IV, Commando and Delta Force.

This country sucks, because they don’t let people like Jello Bifra into office because his policy is “I’ll kill all the bums in San Fransisco”.

This country sucks, because the government doesn’t finish it’s work once they started. Why didn’t we kill Khadafy? Sure sure, send Rambo. A true American panacea.

So let’s all move over to England!

Actually, I Love This Country as it is one of few in the world that allows freedom so we should be thankful we are even allowed to say such things in here. So when you celebrate the 4th of July don’t forget to shoot off fire crackers on the beach. Why? Because your NOT ALLOWED. And all you gutless terds who don’t, then sell beer to minors.

Thanks to Uncle Scam, who without all his corruptness I wouldn’t have been able to think up such truthfulness in this article.


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