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This Country Sucks

This country sucks, because the government locks away people who try to kill politicians. Why lock away someone who wants to control the dick population?

This country sucks, because the government feels that halucinagenic drugs should be illegal. Ted Kennedy is such an angel, his doesn’t snort cocaine.

This country sucks, because the government and state municipalities feel speeding over 55 MPH should be illegal. Go to West Germany.

This country sucks, because they ban music because it corrupts young children. The PMRC has their fists up their cazoo’s!

This country sucks, because they feel someone saying FUCK in a movie means that anyone under 14 can’t watch it.

This country sucks, because the FCC is ran by a bunch of fat sweating assholes.

This country sucks, because the FCC thinks saying BUGAR over the radio is illegal.

This country sucks, because the FDA feels IUDs are dangerous.

This country sucks, because the FDA hasn’t noticed that teen pregnancies have risen 35% since the ban of IUDs.

This country sucks, because religious freaks like Jerry Falwell can intimidate companies like 7-11 to not sell Playboy because it’s “DIRTY SEX”.

This country sucks, because is Jerry Falwell’s father didn’t know about DIRTY SEX he’d still be swimming around in his fathers balls!

This country sucks, because they close liquor stores on Sundays when everyone can come in on Saturday and buy liquor for Sunday.

This country sucks, because the FCC allows religion to be forced upon us in our own homes on TV when the Constitution says “Freedom of religion”.

This country sucks, because the ARMY recruits soldiers to protect our governments vital interests like the Persian Gulf.

This country sucks, because our government is so blind they don’t realize nearly 40,000 blacks have died in South Africa in one year for their position on FREEDOM.

This country sucks, because the wives of all congress-men joined together in the PMRC to ban rock music. The congress-men don’t hesitate to do as their wives ask because all they want is someplace to stick their wicks.

This country sucks, because they don’t legalize prostitution in Whore houses.

This country sucks, because they don’t realize Wayne Nuitan is an ugly SOB.

This country sucks, because our government feels nuclear arms are mearly peace makers.

This country sucks, because Congress blows smoke up Reagan’s ass in peace making with the Soviets; “They’re up to no good!”

This country sucks, because the government taxes everything we do, except wipe our asses, and put all the money in Congress.

This country sucks, because every hour Congress wastes 5 million dollars of our money on MISC. EXPENSES. ie, Cocaine, Blow Jobs for All, Whores and Porches.

This country sucks, because all the good looking women are bitches and wouldn’t fuck ANY guy if they were the last man on earth.

This country sucks, because the government forces us to get a license for just about everything we do, except wipe our asses.

This country sucks, because the government is so single minded they think all BBS’ are corrupt and plan to control them.

This country sucks, because they allow Mexicans in to take our jobs for lower pay.

This country sucks, because the Jackson family lives in it.

This country sucks, because they won’t recognize Hardcore and Metal as music put it on the Top 40 list. What’s wrong with “I kill children!”, anyway?

This country sucks, because they don’t allow anyone under 21 to buy liquor. This is why teenage alcoholism is higher than in England where there is lower control.

This country sucks, because they tax love. We have to pay a marriage tax you know.

This country sucks, because our government is always sticking it’s head where it isn’t wanted and the result is many of OUR lives lost. Ie, Vietnam and the Korean War. WWII was just, because Hitler was fucked up.

This country sucks, because all the fat ugly jingoists go to see movies like Cobra, Rambo, Rocky IV, Commando and Delta Force.

This country sucks, because they don’t let people like Jello Bifra into office because his policy is “I’ll kill all the bums in San Fransisco”.

This country sucks, because the government doesn’t finish it’s work once they started. Why didn’t we kill Khadafy? Sure sure, send Rambo. A true American panacea.

So let’s all move over to England!

Actually, I Love This Country as it is one of few in the world that allows freedom so we should be thankful we are even allowed to say such things in here. So when you celebrate the 4th of July don’t forget to shoot off fire crackers on the beach. Why? Because your NOT ALLOWED. And all you gutless terds who don’t, then sell beer to minors.

Thanks to Uncle Scam, who without all his corruptness I wouldn’t have been able to think up such truthfulness in this article.


Comments (18)

  • s3kshUn8

    this list sucks because you never named a single legit reason about why our country sucks…you seriously need to waste your time on whores or something i mean get a life

  • OMFG!!!

    god fuck america

  • Pandora

    s3kshUn8 :
    this list sucks because you never named a single legit reason about why our country sucks

  • Just a girl

    This list sucks because you just wrote a bunch of stuff down and didn’t check to see if it was true, or even spelled correctly (It’s Wayne NEWTON. And BOOGER.)

    IUD’s have been legal — constantly legal — since at least the 1960s. But they’ve never been recommended for teenagers. So if the teen pregnancy rate has gone up, that’s probably due to changing social mores. Do you even know what an IUD is?

  • samael

    actuall he named quite a few legit reasons. if we didnt have our head up our asses and werent so quick to help people whose affairs only have to do with our economics or a possible monetary gain we would be much better off.if we would do what this country was made for then we it would be so much different.you forgot one thing though
    this country sucks because politicians are allowed to make desicions to protect their wallets not the people of this country

  • bob

    this country sucks because the republicans wont spend money while democrats are in power. this is the most powerful country in the world and our unemployment rate is at an all time high for one reason. People think by voting in a democrat that we the younger generations have gotten our country back. now the republicans say fine, you got it back, now lets see what you can do with it. they ruin lives of there fellow countrymen just to force out the democrats

  • Elijah V.

    If you hate this country so dam much just get out or kill yourself. Most of those reasons were far from legit and were pulled straight from your ass. And were you said that mexicans come in here to take our jobs makes no sense at all simply because they have contributed to the work force the most today just like all the other immigrants did when they came here. And it was never proven that Ted Kennedy actually did cocaine because there was no proof to wether he inhaled or exhaled thats y he stayed in office. fucken dumbass.

  • Not me

    I come from a country where they sell you beer from 16 you can go 75 miles an hour and where they recocnise death metal as music :P

  • america?

    This isn’t America anymore

    1. all jobs went overseas
    2. we are arrogant greedy war mongers
    3. we ow trillions of dollars to china so china owns us
    4. People are not educated enough in politics to vote.
    5. dumb ass liberals, gays, lesbo’s are corrupting this country and it’s rights.
    6. the country is not under gad anymore because of the illegals are bitching over what religious should be taut and practiced. not to mention the atheist’s in this country. Science
    is there god and is failing.
    7. the government sucks up all the people’s money and lines there pockets and laghes at you.
    8. people in this country are dumb as fuck most don’t even know who the first president was.
    9. collages are big market’s and suck your money away and when you graduate the laghe at you while you have a 56,000 dollars dept you can’t pay becasue the corrupted Ceos and employers are discriminating against hiring people.

    yea America is so wonderful lmao XD

  • Alt+C

    All of you move to Iran :D

  • kryptonite

    AS A MATTER OF FACT, TTHE GOV’T DOES TAX US TO WIPE OUR ASSES… THEYBTAX THE TOILET PAPER WE USE… CONSIDER YOUR STATEMENTS BEFORE WRITING THEM DUMBASS.

  • kryptonite

    YOU COULD OF SaID “THIS COUNTRY SUX BECAUSE…OUR 1ST AMMENDMENT RIGHT, IS NOT A RIGHT AT ALL, ITS CENSORED.” SO, TECHNICALLY, OUR FREEDOM OF SPEECH ISN’T ACTUALLY A FREEDOM, UNLESS WE GO BEHIND THE GOV’TDS BACK TO SAY IT. ALSO, THIS COUNTRY SUCKS BECAUSE THEY MAKE GUN CONTROL LAWS TO TRY AND PROTECT US FROM OUR RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS AND PROTECT US FROM OUR RIGHT TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM THEM!

  • arthur

    this country runs on a bunch of asshole,that not worth the shit that comes out of my ass,,,lies,spending all our tax money on shit and hiding it for their own use,we the people should take over the goverment of this country,,lets go get them bitch’s

  • marc

    i didnt make it past this one

    “This country sucks, because the government feels that halucinagenic drugs should be illegal. Ted Kennedy is such an angel, his doesn

  • dan

    This country sucks, because of our education system. Look at your spelling and grammatical errors. I understand that this may be a list so normal punctuation goes out the window, but porches (I think Porsche was the intended word) are not something Congressmen are spending tax revenue on. The list has some humor, and some legitimacy, but this gentleman shows why the government may take advantage of the general public. They are unable to have a voice, since they cannot formulate full thoughts. In other words they are stupid.

  • Earl Grizzly

    This country sucks because i want to spend my own tax money on drunk hookers not let congress do it !!!!!!

  • sandy hayes

    My advice is do not move to England, this country has gone sunk down the tubes big time mass uncontrolled immigration shit government black gangs shooting each other pakistanis everywhere most of the decent people left this shithole long ago, im going to do the same, if i had the chanceid definately live in America instead

  • Sam

    yes this country has a lot to suck about.. u dont wanna get me started….. Because ill tell you the truth about this so called place

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