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How to Break In to a House


How to Break In to a House
By: Jim Meeker

The Police Station
612-934-4880

Okay You
Need:
1. Tear Gas or Mace
2. A BB/Pelet Gun
3. An Ice Pick
4. Thick
Gloves

What You Do Is:

1. Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring
doorbell, To find out if
they’re home.

2. If they’re not home then…
/> 3. Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).

–More–(46%)
4. If
you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.

5. Put the gloves on!!!!!!!

6. Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.

7. Push the ice-pick through the
hole (made by the BB gun).

8. Enter window.

9. FIRST…Find the LIVING
ROOM. (they’re neat things there!).

10. Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow case.
Put the goodies in
the pillow case.

11. Get out <-* FAST! -*>

Notes: You should have certian targets worked out (like computers,
Radios, Ect.,Ect.).
Also <-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own
neigborhood. If you think they have an
alarm…<-* FORGET IT! *->.

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