CLaP: CLaP Enterprises Limited is proud to present The First Annual Josh
Prank Call.
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CLaP: It’s ringing.
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Trina
Kallman: Hello?
CLaP: Hello, is this Mrs. Kallman?
Trina Kallman: This is
Trina, yes. Who’s this?
CLaP: Um, I’m the sysop of a local bulletin board . . .
Trina Kallman: Uh huh–
CLaP: . . . and I would like to inform you that your son
has been
downloading adult material without my knowledge.
Trina Kallman: Which
person, Josh or Dan?
CLaP: Your son, Josh– I believe.
Trina Kallman: Oh,
Josh? Yeah, I asked him if he was doing it his
brother . . . his brother, um . . . accused him
of it, but I
couldn’t see any proof and I asked him about it and he said, No, I
don’t
keep any of that stuff on, I pass the GIFs through my
system, but they’re all– they’ve all
really been deleted, so I
didn’t know he had sent them down. But now that I have proof . .
.
well . . . first of all, he’s in good shape and bad shape at the
moment, so he can’t
do much of anything, he’s been cancelled from
bulletin boards for a month anyway– because . .
. yesterday, my
younger son, um, wound up getting a file that, uh, destroyed his
hard
disk. So he’s out of commision for a while.
CLaP: All right.
Trina
Kallman: Well, would you tell me — what’s your name?
CLaP: My name is Wayne
Everett.
Trina Kallman: Wayne Everett, which BBS do you run?
CLaP: I’m the
sysop of the Matchmaker Mecca BBS.
Trina Kallman: You’re aware of their ages [your
users]?
CLaP: I was not — I was not — it turns out; I just got information to
the contrary that he was not actually 24 years old.
Trina Kallman: Oh, he’s not. Why,
does it say on the bulletin boards
that you have to be 24 years old to do this stuff? He said
. . .
CLaP: You have to be at least 21 . . . to access my board.
Trina
Kallman: Oh, I would think so, I mean, I don’t want him doing
this either!
Trina
Kallman: Oh, well, first of all, he’s cancelled from bulletin
boards for the time being . . .
I can fix this all by taking about the
modem, you know, I could fix the whole problem by doing
that
since they’re won’t be a modem around, I . . .
CLaP: So, I do have your
permission to delete his account?
Trina Kallman: Oh, cancel him! Absolutely. My
permission?! I think you
should send him a nasty note and then cancel him. But right now we
restoring . . .
Trina Kallman: Okay.
CLaP: I
just wanted to make sure you were aware of it.
Trina Kallman: Oh, God, no I wasn’t, but
there was suspicion in the
house about this.
CLaP: He is downloading it from the
system.
Trina Kallman: So he’s bringing them in. Now there . . . are these GIFs
or games?
CLaP: Uh, this is everything. I don’t have the exact download records . .
.
Trina Kallman: Oh . . .
CLaP: . . . but he’s had quite a few GIFs.
Trina Kallman: Yeah, I know, but they’re all gone. I think, he looks at
them once and
deletes them, which still isn’t good since I’ve told
him that I don’t want him doing that, but
they’re nothing here
that’s proof to me, in other words, I can’t actually see anything
because they’re all gone. Uh . . . but the games and stuff really
CLaP: All right,
thank you very much.
Trina Kallman: Bye.
CLaP: Goodbye.
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