Fun In School

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³ Title: Fun In School ³

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³ By: Captain Hack ³

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³ Released: 03/18/95 ³

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Disclaimer: I, Captain
Hack, am not responisble for any actions any individual takes on behalf
of this file. I will
not be held accountable for any damage you might do, or any punishment
inflicted on you by
your school.

Ok. Now that’s done with. Now, this file is going to concentrate on
using 9 Volt
rectangular batteries for laughs in school.

Idea #1– "Look! A
quarter!"
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(1) Go to a class like a study hall
or something.
(2) Take a 9V and sit a quarter on top for 4-5 min.
(3) Take a pencil,
and use it to flick the quarter off the battery into the hall right before
class ends.

(4) Listen for the screams of agony.

Explaination (in case you don’t get it):
The
quarter shorts the battery out, and it feeds back on itself. That makes the
battery get really
hot, and the quarter along with it. Then, when some idiot picks the coin
up in the hall, they
get a nice imprint of George Washington on their palm!

Idea #2– "Let me
just get that from my locker"
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/> (1) Solder (or tape) a piece of wire to one terminal of the 9V. (Ahead of time)
(2) Move
the other end of the wire over to touch the other terminal.
(3) Wedge the battery (quickly)
into the shackle of a Master combo lock.
(4) Leave (quickly).
(5) Watch for big jock
with smoking hand running down hall.

Explaination:
Again, the wire shorts the
battery. This gets said battery HOT. That heat is trans-
ferred to the lock by normal laws of
thermodynamic heat transfer. When said jock (or whatever)
grabs lock to put in combo, his palm
turns a nice shade of red (or BLACK!).

Idea #3– "Look, a student dropped
this litter"
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(1) Solder
(tape) a piece of wire to one terminal of 9V. (Ahead of time)
(2) Move the other end of wire
to touch other terminal.
(3) Drop (toss) battery in hallway.
(4) Wait while in next
class.
(5) Listen for announcement by a faculty member with a bandaged hand about the person
who left
a battery in the hallway.
(6) Laugh.

Explaination:
Is this
really necessary? Same deal as #2, except, you let an administrator pick the
battery up. Cool.
Or hot.

I know this is a pretty short file, but I’ll be back with more soon. /> Look for 9VFIS2.TXT or a larger (updated) version of 9VFIS.TXT. Have FUN!

See
disclaimer at top of this file. Understand and heed all warnings.

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