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Bored Fun
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By The
Anarchial Artist…June 16 1993 "What A Bitch Uva Week"
The followin’
iza list of things to do when yer bored. Remember don’t
read this if you like rules,
ANARCHISTS ONLY!!!
1. Beat up a smaller brother or sister, this is even more fun if
you torture
them. But hey they’re family right….so don’t kill ‘em or anything.
2. Recrute a smaller brother or sister. That’s really good idea, get Anarchy
flowin’ through
them as soon as possible, I was to late for my sister but maybe
you can bring a young wannabe
Anarchist into our messed up world.
3. Have all the kids on your street fight each
other. Its really good to see a
bunch of faggity little punks beat the sh*t out of each
other.
4. Spraypaint a cat, I find purple and red work best.
5. Charge all
the little kids to see a minuature nuclear bomb. To create one do
the following. Take one
unused model rocket engine and grind up all of the gray
stuff inside it. This stuff is
extremely flammable and although the flame will
last under 5 seconds, it will look friggin’
awesome!!
6. Find a nice little PD board that is oh so lovely, now have some fun and
upload some beautifull trojans!! This ‘ll teach him that the only way is Pir8!!
7. Go to your local conservation area and have some fun with the rangers. I know
a guy who
once used some lock equipment to lock all the doors to their little
cabin. He then egged
their windows while they tried to climb out of them to
apprehend him!!
8. Go to
the conservation area and have a little bit of target practice, I find
taking a pellet gun or
sling shot and firing at fishermen in boats is the most
fun. The following is a little scoring
sheet for your shots.
1. Hitting The Boat: 1 pt
2. Hitting The Fisherman :2pts
3.
Hitting The FIshermans friend or son: 3 pts
4. Knocking A Fisherman Out Of A Boat : 5 pts
6. Knocking The Fish Off His Line : 20 pts
8. Killing Him : YOU WIN
9. Missing
Anything: Lose A Life
10. Causing A Fish To Explode: Free Man
9. Get some of the
gray stuff from the rocket engines and put it in the ashtrays
that you find in malls (the ones
with sand). When the fool puts down his
cigarette instant HELLFIRE!!!
10. Find
the faggit punk in your class’s cigarette’s (most punks smoke). Now you
can either put a
little of that grey stuff on the end (heheheh) or some gasoline
on the tip, both work well.
11. How about taking as much crap and piss (puke and diahrea also work well)
that you can find and pour it in someone’s mailbox. Most people just reach in,
and you can
imagine their reaction!!!
12. Alot of drugstores have kleenex samples, well a funny
thing to do is to
blow your nose on one (greeners have a better effect) and stuff it back in
the
packet!!!!
13. If you have any simpathy for any feminist groups then don’t
read this and
shoot yourself. Take your nice modem and dial up a feminist board (or a
gay),
now log on as something like Macho Pig or Bitch Beater. I used to log onto
Christian boards as Satan or David Koresh.
14. Watch tv.
15. Have a fun
time with a few good phone pranks. How about having 4 deluxe
pizza’s from each pizza place in
town delivered to your favourite faggot.
16. Go and steal tips from restaurants. After
people leave they’ll usually leave
a tip for the waiter, take it!!!
17. Call a
local school (yours preferrably) and give a bomb threat. The school
will have to clear the
school.
18. If you’re really on the ball, then you can loot the school while everyone
else is outside from the bomb threat. Alot of teachers will have left their
purse or
wallet out don’t just take the money, take the whole wallet!!!
19. Go into the middle
of a BUSY area and set off some firecrackers. That ‘ll
get those fucking commuters moving
even FASTER!!!
20. Go to some of those cheap dollar stores and practice your theft
skills. I
like to steal from those bins out front of the stores to start with, then I
work my way up to stealing right from the counter in front of the guy.
21. Go to
another convenience run by any type of immigrant with a bunch of
friends. Then start walking
around like you’ve stolen something. The guy will
continuously be bothering you and accusing
you of stealing when you really
haven’t. Yet, after you’ve done this enough and he’s tired of
it and never
checks you anymore, really steal something!!!
22. Go do some good
old fashioned 10 year old Anarchy….go slash some tires.
This is only good if you know the
asshole whom you’re slashing. Our vice
principal is constantly getting slashed and we all sit
by a window or in the
bushes and watch as he tries to start ‘er up.
23. Call
Larry King live. You know, that old guy on CNN who does a talk show.
It may cost a little (not
with a PBX) but it’ll be worth it when you tell him
how good an Anarchist you are. Or you
could give him your whole "crude"
vocabulary.
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Well
that’s it for another Anarchists Anonymous text file…..
GREETS GO OUT TO: Spaceman
Spiff for being the coolest sysop, Guile for just
being there, Cpt. Kid for hanging with me,
to the guy in Montreal who wrote that
hacking/phreaking database…it’s wicked!!!
***Upcoming Text…..
a. How to torment retards
b. How to bother teachers
c. What to do with ex-friends
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PEECE…..will never be obtained, as long as I’m around…….
-Anarchial Artist
‘93
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