—————————>Nasty Shit to Pull<--------------------------------
Well, this is just a text I'm making up for Anarchists Anonymous. 
I got accepted yesterday
as Artist, but hey….. Neways… Here are just
a few ways to KILL or SEVERLY MAIM people…
Preferably your teacher, some1 who
bothers you and your friends at school, or old Mrs.
Abblecrabby down the block,
just for the phuck of it, or just cause yur bored, and haven’t had
a good laff
in the last week or so!
Note: In order to do some of these, you’ll
really need to break into the
target’s house… Yeah, I know B&E is illegal, but HEY! So
is trying to kill
someone, so what the fuck are you worried about? Just don’t get nail,
cause
then a little ‘ol B&E rap’ll be the least of you worries! (See the end of
this
text for diagrams and instructions)
1. Seen what the IRA’s been sending all those Brits
they don’t like lately?
No… Not flowers.. LETTER BOMBS! These little babies are great
phun,
and you can make one for every occasion.. And who the hell would expect
to get a
letter bomb in Canada? That’s the sort of thing that happens
in OTHER countries! HA! WRONG! Of
course, they may not kill the
person, but they’ll definately wish they hadn’t opened that junk
mail
this morning. Best of all, it’s fairly hard to trace a letter bomb.. Just
make sure
you buy ingredients seperately (or get your buddies to buy them!)
and buy them far, far away
from where you live… Also, mail it from far,
far away from where you live…. Oh! And of
course, don’t forget the
finishing touch! Wire them flowers collect, after you send the
bomb!
2. Ever notice how those assholes at school never wear their seatbelts?
Ever take note of how they always try to be kewl, and "peel out"
EVERY time they get
in their fucking cars? Ever notice all the loving
care they put into their cars? Heh heh heh.
My father pulled this one
when he was a kid… Werked most beutifully. Get a towing chain
from
any hardware store (Or use a REALLY thick nylon rope… Chains are
very, very
expensive, but it doesn’t break as easily as rope will)
Sneak out during school hours when no
one is around, and get your chain
or rope from where you concealed it the night before. Wrap
the one end
around the rear axle of the vehicle the asshole is driving and tie it
REAL
tight. Now wind the rope around the chasis, body etc underneath the
vehicle to your
satisfaction. (Note: If you have some extra, wrap it around
the rear engine mounts as well.)
Now leave about 50 feet or so coiled up
underneath the vehicle (preferably next to a tire, or
under the frame,
so it doesn’t get seen to easily. Take the other end and secure it to
a
solid post, or a dumpster or something like that. (Another car will do,
if you can’t find
anything else) Then get away, and wait untill asshole
gets in his car, revs the engine and
takes off! For extra bonus points,
tie it one of those dumpsters with the little wheels on the
bottom.
For extra fun make bets with your friends on how far he’ll fly when
he exits the
windshield.
3. Shoot the son of a bitch. Simple, yet effective. I personally
recomend
using a .22LR at close range (under 50 yards) And go for head shots.
They can’t
trace a .22LR (There are millions of them in Canada alone,
man!) And they’re very accurate at
those ranges, as long as you have
your scope sighted in right.
4. Ping Pong Ball
Bomb in the gas tank. Just make sure the SOB is in the
car when it goes up. Like drop your
little ball’o'joy ™ into his tank,
then call him up (from the pay fone down the block of
course! Wouldn’t
wanna miss the fireworks) & tell him something like his girlfriend just
got
put in the hospital, and would he come down to stay with her? Up to you
how you get
him in it. NOTE: Make sure you don’t use TOO much gum in the
bomb! It’s more phun when he goes
up within sight of you!
5. Know when he gets home from school/werk? Kewl! You need the
AMMOCAN BOMB!
YES! IT’S AMMOCAN BOMB! It’s 100 bombs in 1! It’s more phun then a
bucket
of cat intestines! Sneak into your targets house just b4 he gets
home. (Learn his ETA first of
coz) Of course, you have built the amazing
ammocan bomb b4 you got there, so just bring it in
with you and place
it somewhere good like behind the front door, for instance. Depending on
lane and entering
the house and lite the fuse when appropriate. NOTE:
You’ll be the dead one if you don’t RUN
LIKE PHUCK about now.. Or at least
get behind something solid.. Like the other side of the
house. Another
good place is under the front porch, because he’ll be looking around
wondering what the phuck that funny hissing sound is, and your escape is
made easier from the
outside.
6. Wanna just burn his house down? SURE! you say. Of course, if his dog is
or from some other
anarchist wasting it) hey! So much the better.
And HEY!, If his smoke detectors just happen to
have had the batteries
removed, oh well.. Not your fault now is it? He should be more
carefull
about such things! Nehows, after your target has gone too sleep, sneak
into his
house with your flaming balloon and candle setup. Set it up
and retreat rather quickly. This
is especially good if done in a
room with carpet (Soaked liberally with gasoline, of course) A
few
minutes later, FOOM! He’d better hope he’s a light sleeper, or BYE BYE!
7.
Ever have this strange urge to fill light bulbs with gasoline? Nah….
Not you! YOU wanna fill
them with NAPALM! (Good boy! Now you’ve got the
idea!) As a matter of fact why not make the
booby trapped bulb the one
he uses for a reading lamp? (In his bed.. heh heh) Or just booby
trap
every single one in a room and watch him light up his life. The
possibilites for
these little babies are endless. Imagine bobby trapping
a whole bunch of X-mas lights!
8. Why not break into some old bitches place with your hammer, nails and
piano wire? Do
it at night, when the hag is asleep, and put trip wires
at the tops of the staircases? About
ankle height, and stretched REAL
tight. This werks on anyone, but is more likely to werk on
old people,
since:
A) They can’t see/hear as well
B) They tend to break bones REAL
easy
For added phun, make a few more down the staircase, so if they miss the one
at the
top they’ve still got a few more chances to take the express route!
9. Ever wonder why
there’s a warning on javex that it should NOT be mixed
with any kind of acid? It’s because it
forms a REAL acidic and highly
posinous gas. So why don’t we try it out? Gotta verify these
labels after
all, make sure the advertiser is keeping honest! Old people tend to have
toilet seats with little fluffy liners (heh.. Air seal!) on them, which
will also serve our
purpose in holding gas in untill the lid is raised and
it comes rushing out. This should also
werk if you put your mixture
(about 95% javex to 5% acid (battery should werk alright) in
anything
with a lid on it. Like a pot on the counter, or a garbage can at
skool/on the
beach/in the cop shop! (If you can pull that, I admire you!)
10. Get ahold of the goofs
pencil case, and replace a few of the pens with
exploding ones.. Great phun in class!
11. Throw a fragmentation grenade at the asshole when he walks/drives/wheels
by you.
Phun for the whole gang. As an added bonus to this type off
attack you may get a few innocent
bystanders as well!
12. You know what a punji pit is? NO? Shame on you!! Basically,
it’s a fairly
deep pit (To allow the victem to get up to speed) lined with lots of
sharpened stakes! This one werks REAL good (The VC used them ALOT) but
they take awhile to put
together, so is rather hard to do on short notice.
Basically, you need to dig a pit approx
4′x4′x6-8′ (deep!) and plant
lots of sharp stakes in the bottom. The VC used bamboo but if you
can’t
get any, just rip off some tent poles, and use them. You’ll need to cut
lots of
thin branches offa trees and place them across your hole and then
cover it with lots of leaves
and debris until it just looks like another
spot.. Until someone dies, that is! Do it right in
front of the guys door,
or just out in the woods somewhere if you wanna bag yourself a
ranger
or one of those phucking idiot hikers!
13. If you really wanna get nasty
and have access to an (illegal, of coz!)
shotgun (preferably a single shot, or double barrel)
Simple trap.
Tie the shotgun down in a corner pointed towards a door. Tie a piece of
string to the back the trigger guard and then around something behind the
gun, and finally
around the doorknob. (This must be setup so that the
trigger/s will be pulled when the door is
opened obviously, so get the
pulley effect right!) I recomend you load the shotgun with a
3" magnum
load of 00 buckshot. If nothing goes wrong, the dude is REAL dead.
There are of course, many other ways to kill people, such as tossing a
safety light into their
pool (with them in it, of course) or just simply
beating the fuck out of them. Try them all,
everyone has their favorites!
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Instructions/Diagrams
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Ammocan
Bomb
What you need: a military surplus ammo can (One with the positive catch
bail
latch on the side.. Avaliable from any surplus store
for around $8.00)
Fuse (Amount
needed depends on time you want between light
to boom)
A drill, with about a 1/16 bit
expensive, you can’t really make
it, and it doesn’t
"touch off" as easily.. I’m not going to tell you how to
make BP, since there are SO many texts on it out there!)
Oil (optional)
Tape
(Optional)
How to do ‘er: Simple. Drill a hole in the top of the can (for the fuse)
amount depending on power of
bang you want.
Put a little oil around the rubber seal on the can (Helps it
to seal
tightly.. but use VERY little. Don’t want to phuck
up the powder!)
Close the container,
and latch the lid.
Put a piece tape over the hole in the lid, just to keep
the powder
dry until you are ready to use the bomb.
When ready to use bomb, place it stick fuse thru
tape, light
‘er and run like hell. These cans seal VERY tight, and
go off like a BIG
grenade (Note: Make sure end of fuse is
into powder, or it may not ignite properly)
_________
The Setup
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* <——————– Fuse (It’s lit! Start
running!)
|
| |——| <———– Convient Carry Handle
——-|—————-___
| | |||<- Bail Latch
| | |–
|“““|““““““““`|
|“““|““““““““<—– Powder
|“““|““““““““`|
|““““““““““““|<— Ammo Can
|________________________|
Note: You fill this can full, you better pray you have 100
feet of fuse, and
a car, or you’ll be REAL dead!
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Fragmentation
Grenade
What you need: A film canister (Yes, the little black ones)
Black powder
(A little less than last time)
Shotgun pellets (or BB’s, whatever)
Fuse (not so much
this time)
LOTS of tape. Electrical is recomended
How to do ‘er: Punch a small
hole in the top of the film canister (for fuse)
Put about 20-30 pellets (or more, if you
wish..) in the
canister.
Fill rest of canister with powder, and mix with pellets
(carefully!)
Place lid on canister, and push fuse thru to bottom of
cannister.
Tape that mother. Use lots or it will not explode properly.
Lite the fuse, and toss it at
someone you don’t like….
Or just plant it somewhere. Kerbang.
_________
The
Setup
~~~~~~~~~
*
|
|<———- Fuse (Toss it quick!)
_____|_____
||`x“|`x“||
|“`x|“`x<—— Pellets
|`x“|`x“|
|“x`|“x`<—— Powder
|“`x|`x“|
|x`x`|x`x`|<—– Canister
|_________|
Note: Not shown with tape on it, since I can’t really do that with
ASCII!
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Flaming
Balloon
What you need: Extremely flamable liquid (Ex. Ethyl Alchol, Methyl Hydrate)
A candle (and a holder for it)
Matches, or lighter
Some string
Gasoline (optional)
How to do ‘er: Put a fair amount of liquid in the balloon (say,
half fill it)
and tie tightly.
Tie the baloon to something (Like say the bottom of a
table)
so that the baloon is suspended high enough that it will take
time for the candle
flame will burn thru the balloon after
a while (try this out first, to find out how long it
will take)
Light the candle, and place it under the balloon.
When she burns into the
balloon, you’ve got alot of flaming
liquid spreading all over the floor. Works well if you
dumped
a little gasoline on the floor. (preferably on a rug!)
Vary height of balloon to
allow you escape/alibi time.
_________
The Setup
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|
|<——— String (DUH!)
|
|
(~~~)
(___)<——- Balloon (Ok.. So
It’s Square.. Sue me!)
*
|
| |<——- Candle! Wooopps! Retreat time!
| |
|__|_|__|<—- Candle holder
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Napalm
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Please note:
I’m not including instructions for the exploding pen, letter
bomb, or the Ping-pong-ball gas
tank bomb due to the fact that both have been
adequetly documented before this, and are not
something I came up with, as the
three shown above are. Instructions for the Ping-Pong bomb
can be found in the
phyle PRANX.TXT from Anarchists Anonymous text pack #3.
Oh,
btw: If anything happens when you try this shit out,
I DIDN’T TELL YOU TO DO IT! HEheh. That’s
the end of this phyle, hope you
enjoyed it and find it to be usefull later d00dz!
Marauder
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