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Here we go are you ready for another??? AA is kickin’ ass with
another
discover…..nice little rap…..heard it from some wigger before I set fire to
his RAGGA ass. This is yet the fourth text in this pack from me and there’s more
to
come…..damn, this packs gonna be good. So if the other members get up to
speed. Hell this
pack will kick absolute ass, we may have the MOST texts ever
in a text pack, there is a
possiblity that we could reach 20 big ones in this
pack…shit this will rock. The reader
will also be included with this pack,
not to mention some nice VGA’s done by some new
members. As for this text, well
it has to do with ALL the Anarchial and NOT SO NICE things
that one could do on
a nice road…..or a busy freeway. So read on so we can stop the movement
of
the democratic, pig like ways of the everyday mutha fuckin’ suburbanite. So
read
on, and WRECK on!!!
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1.
Setting a WALL of fire around the corner is a hillarious thing to see when
some MUTHA fuckah
cars drive through it and be freaked out of there mind. Most
of them will stop and try and see
what the problem is…..then thy’ll go
another way. Of course there’s always the super
suburbanite who will put it out
with his feet. Well taking potshots at assholes like that is
funny. That
should send him diving for the car. Just pour gas across the street (a nice
2. Lighting off smoke bombs on the
road is great for when you wanna make "HEAVY
traffic" into "a S L O W
crawl". Set off a half decent smoke bomb (or if ya
want a REAL good one then chek out my
Appetite For Destruction text) on a good
road where it will gain ALOT of attention. Most
people will not drive through
it, for fear of getting lost (on a fucking road!!), these
people are the most
fun. Just shoot at their car with pellet or BB guns, or of course if yer
REALLY
high, use a .45. For an added attraction detonate a landmine in the road before
using the smoke bomb, so what you’ll have is a smoke screen and a nice big hole
in the middle
of it. This will get the stupid assholes REALLY scared. They’ll
be stuck in smoke (some
people get spooked over the stupidest things) and will
be freaked out of ther mind. If you
want you could always slash the tires and
hurl bricks through the station wagons windows
while they sit their,
unsuccesfully spinning their tires in attempt to get out of the
hole.
3. Using a good pair of wirecutters you can attempt the following project. Go
think of until
you’ve got shitloads of the shit. Then just make your own fence,
using rope and LOTS of duct
tape, connect the fencing to both sides of the
road. Using the following diagram of how I
have done it will hopefully help
you on your quest.
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1. Tennis Court (with black plastic chain link fencing)
2. Home
3. Wooden Fence
4. Fence Across Road
So as you can see, it’s
VERY easy to do and is WELL worth the time once you
see the losers faces when they run into
the stupid fence. It’ll be so funny
when you see these ASSHOLE faggits face as they go
SLAMMING into the fence, the
chain links cutting up the car and killing the paint. Oooo what
fun!!!
4. Setting up a GREAT amount of cantrips on any road is always PHUN for the
glass
shards, broken windows and any other things that would pop tires and is
sharp. This will
(usually) lead to the ending of some losers tires and their
trip. So just sit and enjoy.
5. This little assignment that I’m about to give to do is known to the AA
attack
crew as car mauling. What you do is find a straight stretch of road
where most people drive at
a relatively slow speed. Now get about 5-7 friends
to line up along the road. Each armed with
the latest and greatest in long
range car wrecking devices. Use things such as flaming
arrows, flaming darts,
tennis ball grenades, firebombs, eggs, smoke bombs and all sorts of
VERY
usefull things to wreck cars. Start off with things such as the eggs and tennis
ball grenades and the firebombs. Then by the end of the road start plowing the
losers with
flaming darts and arrows. They will be in such a state of panice
and paranoia they may just
have a collision…..but we can only hope!!!
6. Making a maze of landmines in a road
will surely cause MEGA chaos to the fag
losers who manage to come upon them. Have fun watching
them blow out their
tires as the car is nicely jolted. This will be hillarious as other cars
drive
around that car, only to stumble upon another landmine. What fun it’ll be to
take pictures of your string of stalled and unmovable cars with no working
tires. The pigs
and towing agencies ‘ll have a field day!!!!
7. Instead of wasting your (ever so)
precious time building land mines when you
could just fake it??? Placing little flags all over
the road with a nice words
"LANDMINE" on them, under some of the flags you can put a
landmine, and well
just put some flags there as means of police paranoia. This will have the
police scanning all over the place and calling in bomb squads for some help,
this will
probably cause MEGA paranoia all over the city, with stupid ass
reports like "If you see
any of these flags near you call the police
IMMEDIATELY!!". This will be wrecking
paranoia ALL OVER the city!!! So you can
have fun by planting these stupid things EVERYWHERE,
schoolyards, roads,
parking lots and anywhere where they’ll draw attention, of course you
don’t
need to put mines under them, the paranoia will be enough!! And when people
don’t bother calling the pigs anymore, start putting real MINES under the
flags….that
should rekindle the flame…..oh what torment!!!
8. Icing a particular
"tight" curve with warm water in the middle of the
morning (about 3-4 am) will
certainly cause it’s share of spills for the
everyday motorist. Get a good amount of it
(preferrably warm) and just douse
any good street corner in the night, and come morning time
the cars will be
slipping and sliding like a Water Park.
9. Using a crowbar, you
and a couple friends can go down your local sidestreets
looking for manhole covers and
removing them!!! Do this from about 10 in the
night from 3 in the morning. Cars that decide to
take a "midnight stroll" along
their street will end up taking an unexpected dip in
the road. This is SO funny
when the lame fucks can’t get out, and are too tired to figure out
just what
the fuck happened!!!
10. Making your own personal roadblocks is one of
my personal favourite things
to do, in attempt to stop traffic. Just stockpile all kinds of
things along the
front of the road. Things such as trees, sticks, lumber, signposts, small
blocking the
mechanical path. For extra fun you could wrap barb wire around the
blockade or set it ablaze
for phun!!!
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1. Kara
L. - You???? Me???? Nevah!!!!
2. Obi Wan Kenobi - Menongitis??? Hadta hurt…..
3. Guile
- T-Shirts…..hmmmm sounds wick.
4. HLSS - Latah you lame fuckah of a skool…..
5.
HLSS Rock Ons - Yes, ALL your allowances will be comin’ my way!!!
6. Aashiish B. - I AM THE
BUSINESS!!!
7. Turner Fenton - Welcome yet another AA member!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
8. Kats -
What happened???
9. Amberlee - Don’t even think about it…..HOE!!
10. Niggaz -
Pleeze….Hip Hop in the year 2000…..NOT!!!
11. IND (Spiff) - Nice pak man…..
12.
INC - ‘Nuff fake releases boyz…..
13. D-Pac - I will RULE you!!!
14. Grendel -
Ya…you were talking about a conference???
15. Lyd - Yer soo sad……Violent Femme
right??
16. Drone Fly - Contact me!!!
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Well,
that about ends this text file. We’ve overworked ourselves this time
with this pack. Already
we have G R I N D E D out enough texts to release this
pack, but we will still be cranking
them out!!! But that’s us at AA, we never
stop. Here we sit in our small cubicles cranking
out texts until our knuckles
bleed (or until our chicks call), as the text drivers go by on
the coveyor
belts, whipping us to get back to work. But enough of the AA WHQ babble from
drive VAST
amounts of texts while those asshole senior members sit on their….
<The Anarchial
Arists has been clubbed with a lead pipe this is the
end of his text, we’ll try and dig up a
quote for you Anarchists.>
-Senior Staff Note
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"Hey the schools on fire….uh oh it’s dying…..GET SOME GAS QUICK!!!"
-Anarchial
Artist ‘94
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