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K’, Now that
we’re all serious Anarchists here it’s time 2 start the text.
Did ya ever get REALLY
pissed off at yer local bus driver? Did ya ever have
1 of those days when all ya wanna do is
de-rail a train? Well here’s some fun
pranks 2 even the score.
Chapter 1: The
Bus
The bus is a great environment for Anarchy, this can range from just scaring
the shit out of people to really fuckin’ blowin’ the shit outta things.
Night is a
great time to trash buses, if U know where they R parked.
The destruction of a bus
usually costs the transit company upwards of $90 000
and for all U glory hound anarchists,
makes the papers. Now blowing up a bus
is different from blowing up a car, as the fuel types
R different, but it is
still rather simple. Make a bomb and drop it in the gas tank with an
decent
length of fuse hanging out of the tank.Any bomb with a fuse will do (see below
for good recipe). Just light and run to yer favourite fireworks viewing area
and watch the
fun.
Here’s how 2 make yer bomb.
Since propane lights easily all U need is
a good spark and a minor flame to
make sure.
YOU’LL NEED
- A ping pong ball
- A Shit Load a match heads (Preferably wooden w/
about .5 cm of stick on ‘em)
- A little bit o’ gas.
MAKING THE BOMB
Step 1- Cut two holes in the ping pong ball at opposite ends, make one barely
big enough for
the cigarette and the other only the size of the match heads U
R using.
Step 2-
Pack the ball full of match heads (I mean FULL) and make sure none
fall out the holes.
Step 3- This step should be done on the site of the bombing: Pour gas into the
ball
then quickly turn it on it’s side.
Step 4- Cut of the cigarette’s filter and light the
smoke. Take a few drags 2
make sure it’s lit. Hollow out the back and twist it up (about .5
cm). The
best kind of cigarette is a shitty brand as using a Rothmann’s or Marlboro
would be a waste of a good smoke. The size depends on the length of delay U
want. Through
experience I can tell U that a King Size burns 10 mins without
being smoked, Regular 6-7 mins
and baby (not usually available) 4-4.5 mins.
Some brands are faster burning than others but
you’ll have to learn that from
experience, but as a rule, the heavier the smoke, the longer
burn time it has.
Put the burning cigarette’s twisted end in gas and then put it in the larger
hole in the ball.
Step 5- Drop it carefully in the gas tank and go watch the
fun.
EFFECT
This bomb will shoot fire out of the two holes thus acting as
a delayed rocket
engine. These flames will flare long enough to ignite very flammable
substances
OPTIONS
-A lone cigarette or a lone eddie-light wind-proof match can
light the blaze,
but just tossing a lit match or smoke in the tank is likely ta fuck ya up
bad
There is however a less complex way to ignite the propane, all U need is a
plastic
Bottle cap. Carefully balance the cap on the ridge of the gas tank.
light the outside of the
cap which is facing out. Eventually enough of the cap
will burn to unbalance the weight of
the cap allowing the flaming cap to fall
in and ignite the tank.
NOTES
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New buses may have locked gas tanks, this is not a problem, merely pry open
the bus doors
with a crowbar or a strong stick. After breaking in to the bus U
might as well have some fun
before destroying it.
BREAKING IN TO BUSEZ
Breaking into buses is usually
simple as explaned above, and breaking into
school buses is even easier
To Break
in to a School Bus:
Look along the side of the bus on which the door is. About .5
meters to the
rear of the door about 25-40 cm up from the bottom of the bus U will see
some
kind of hatch/door, open it. Inside there should be a small handle, in a sort
of
triangle shape. Pull it up and the door should open just enough for you to
force it open with
your hands. Once inside the possibilities are endless, Here
R some of my favourites:
Hydrocloric,
Sulphuric or Nitric acid, then take out the shocks, breaks, etc.
This should cause an injury,
and when they go to use the first aid kit, we’re
talkin’ major injury lawsuit.
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Wasn’t it thoughtful of them to provide U with an axe for some fun? Well
why not put that
fire axe to good use by completly trashing the bus?
-Speaking of trashing the bus, use
a hacksaw or acetylene torch to cut through
the seat poles almost all the way then cover the
damage with electrical tape
when the driver makes a sudden stop he will unleash the flying
seats.
-In the winter open the heaters and find a spot to put some small dead fish,
it will also
help circulate it around the bus fer every1 2 enjoy.
-Disconnect the back door locking
system and leave it closed, whenever the bus
flies around a corner the door swings open and
if you have sawed off the seat
poles there’s a good chance some little kid flies out the back
and becomes a
messy red spot on the windshield of the car behind the bus.
- Steal
the road flares at the back of the bus. Although this doesn’t do shit
2 the bus it does give
ya some high quality, brilliant road flares 4 future
pranks.
- Instead of
stealing the road flares, just modify them a little. Take out the
long burning powder and
replace it with black powder. I’m sure it’ll get MUCH
more attention on the road.
On the transit you can do many things, most of ‘em just give ya a good little
laugh but U can
detonate bombs etc. on the bus for major results. Here R sum
fun pranks:
- Get a
book of matches and a pneumatic hammer cartridge (not the nail just
the little bullet like
thing) put the catridge in the book of matches, behind
the matches. Take out 2 matches, one,
put with just the head sticking out the
side and close the book. The other light and use 2
light the match sticking
out of the side of the book. Then, quickly throw the book under a
seat,
preferably an occupied one and watch the asshole jump when it explodes right
under their ass. The effect of this little trick is a loud bang which sounds
a hell of a lot
like a gunshot. Scares the shit outta people.
- On a crowded bus make Acetylene Gas in
containers. Right before you get off
the bus drop it under your seat and light it just before
you get off the bus.
The Acetylene gas will make a large fiery explosion, especially good for
when
the bus is occupied by assholes and people U h8.
Acetylene Gas:
Calcium Carbide (look like little rocks)
Water
Sealable
container
MAKING THE BOMB
Step 1- Fill the container 2/3rds with water,
then cover and carry with you
2 the bus.
Step 2- Just b4 U get off the bus drop
four or five little calcium carbide
rocks in, seal and get off that bus as fast as U fuckin’
can.
Step 3- Watch the fun as the bus drives away and there is a sudden explosion
Chapter 2: The Trains.
Trains are especially
fun to wreck, destroy, etc. any of the following pranks
can be pulled day or night, as long
as the trains are running.
Derailment:
Derailment, is, as U may have
guessed, when the train hurtles off its rails.
There are many ways to acheive this, a simple
one is listed below.
WARNING: Derailment of trains often causes death, maiming and
other Hilarous
attrocities, if U derail a train be advised that it is your responsibility
to
tape it for all the rest of the bloodthirsty masses.
An easy way to derail a
train is to line up coins for about a meter down the
track with all of them touching, this
will often cause the train to slip off
the rails. Another way to derail is to bend the tracks
in opposite ways or
stick a switch between two sidings.
Other train fun:
Damage the windows/cargo:
This is often a lot of fun, especially with trains
that carry cars or
passengers. First, get some rocks (large, preferably .3-.5kg, easily
thrown)
then wait for the train to come by. All you have to do is throw the rocks up
at
the train and take shelter as the glass falls. This causes incredible
amounts of damage to
both the train and the cargo.
Throwing homemade grenades:
Homemade
grenades such as the tennis ball bomb and the acetylene ball bomb
can really make a great
display. All ya do is have plenty on hand and start
lobbing ‘em onto the train. Impact
grenades like the tennis ball bomb can be
tossed at closed passenger windows, or if they are
open, try to get ‘em in.
Don’t use non-impact bombs to throw in windows unless yer absolutely
sure to
get it in, ’cause if ya don’t get it in ya could end up killin’ yerself.
Instead use the acetylene bomb on cargo, like cars.
The tennis ball bomb appears in AA
text pak 3, still available on many boards.
The Acetylene ball bomb.
YOU’LL NEED:
-A tennis ball or other hollow ball
-Water
-Calcium Carbide
-Electrical tape
MAKING THE BOMB:
Earlier in this text there was a recipe
4 Acetylene gas, the steps are mostly
the same except before step one, cut a small hole in
the ball and instead of
lidding the container cover the hole tightly with an X of
electricians tape
(best pre-made for fast application) and throw quickly.
Stealing From trains.
Trains are pretty easy to rip off if U can stop them, this can be
accomplished
in many ways:
-Switch the train onto a siding which abruptly
stops.
-Set a fire on the tracks.
-Cause a harmless, but serious looking
explosion on the train.
Okay, now the train is stopped, use thermite to break in to
boxcars and
plunder to yer heart’s content.You can break in using thermite (recipe in
aa text pak 3).Look for cars with logo’s of computer or electronics
companies as these will
be the most likely to hold valuable things
When the train is stopped is also a fun time
for pranks, for example:
-Unhitch the cars
-Turn on the manual break at
the back of the train, and watch it try to pull
away.
-Siphon fuel from diesel
powered trains.
-Unbolt the wheels, etc. with a simple wrench.
The
Subway.
The subway is much the same as the bus for inside pranks, but being an
electric train makes for some especially fun antics.
As NE1 with electrical knowledge
will know, the rails are harmless as they
only give off positive or negative electricity, so
the only way to give them
a real danger is to link them. So use car jumpers to attach the two
rails and
attach the other end of the cables to some wire which is attached to the
nearest all steel bench. This is very fun to do in downtown Toronto at night
as the bums all
come to snooze on the benchs, so connect yer wires and watch
the bum get buzzed by the bench.
Ya can guarantee he’ll never sleep on a bench
in the subway station again. Ya can use this
technique to charge anything
metal (i.e. handrailings, transfer boxes, etc.)
Chapter 3: The Driver
If you have a grudge with the driver of public transit vehicle
than I suggest
using standard intimidation tactics and blowing up their car,etc. Here’s a new
idea for how to blow up a car.
NAPALMING A CAR
YOU’LL NEED
-
A long flexible, straw-like tube
-a container (large)
- Styrofoam
MAKING
THE BOMB
Step 1- Open the gas tank and syphon all the gas into the container.
Step 3- Wait 5 mins to
make sure the gas is saturated.
Step 4- Pour your Napalm back into the gas tank.
Step 5- Stay clear when the car is started.
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GREETS GO OUT
2:
-Guile and Sir Hackalot, AA senior Management.
-The SEX PISTOLS And
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, musical champions of ANARCHY
-The poor mother fuckers who
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experience AA’s "Brainstorming"
-Charlie Manson
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-Killing isn’t
right, It’s fun"
-Cthulhu 1994.
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