Terrorist Home Companion part ]I[

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| / Terrorist Home Companion part ]I[ "Anarchy in the Suburbs!" \ |
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| | An Anarchists-R-Us release ‘86 Silicon Valley……504-241-3452 | |
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/> Dept. Store Fun
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Most department stores have those little clamp
on deals that they
stick
on clothes to keep people from stealing them. Do what you must
do to
get one of these (a friend who is employed there, hold the place up,
whatever).
Find some lady with 3-5 kids, a stroller, a huge purse and
lots of other stuff that would make
her look suspicious. Stumble by
and
plant this little devices in one of her pockets and
wait by the exit.
when she walks out.. Bells! Cops! the works.. And to top it all off,

one embarrased lady! Another way is to take the thing home and rip the
little metal thing out
of it (looks like a piece of card board with
metal wrapped around it). Place it deep in your
wallet or in your
pants
and wait around by the entrance. When you see the same type of
person
going out, you go in! Same effects. Only problem is, you have to get
back out! I
suggest just leaving the little prize on someone in the
store and leaving (don’t hang around,
or do it at the same store
twice,
the Cops may get suspicious of you).

Street Fun
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Take some fishing line and run it across the street. Next,
hang rocks,
bolts, sinkers, etc. at windshield level. Find a telephone pole or a
tree to
run it across on. Another thing to do is to use light string
to tie 2 garbage cans together
and run the string across the street.
If you can’t figure out what that does, you shouldn’t be
reading this
file!

Bolt Bomb
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Take a bolt, 2 washers,
and 2 nuts. Screw on the first bolt, place a
washer after it. Put gun powder on the washer,
put the next washer on,
and screw on the last nut so that the nut is hanging out past the
end
of the bolt and the 2 washers are pushed together. Drop the bolt on
the
bottom
nut and it will explode. Nothing big, but it is re-usable.
Kinda
like the space shuttle.
Uh, scratch that last part.

Spoke Gun
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Take a bicycle spoke
and that little nut that holds it onto the rim.
Screw the spoke into the the nut a little bit.
Powderize a match head
and push it into the nut. Pack a wad of paper into the nut with

another
spoke. Hold the device from the end that doesn’t have the screw on it
and then
hold a flame under the nut. When it gets hot enough, it will
blow up and send the paper
flying. This is small scale. If you wanted
to, you could use a piece of threaded rod and a 1
1/2 inch long nut to
make the results a little more interesting. You can even add your own /> projectiles. Just be sure that the paper is in tight enough to compact
the powder.

Flour & Gas
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Take a new bag of ordinary household flour and
pour gas on it. Light
it and drop it off of something high onto a hard surface. No

explosion,
but it gives a nice efect. Kinda like an Atomic Bomb.

PineSol &
Cl
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Wrap some cholrine up in a paper towel and tie it up tight. Next,
tape
it high on the inside of a Mayonaise jar (See illus. ‘A’). Fill the
bottom of the
jar up (don’t touch the paper!) with PineSol. Screw the
top back on and place it on the
ground. When ready, knock the jar over
and run like a bat out of hell (haul the mail, cruise,
mobeelin’, bust
ass, do what you have to do, just get away!). It will explode, and

release alot of chlorine gas. Don’t breathe it in! It will kill you!

( illustration A
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/========\ <- Lid
| *| <- Chlorine
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<- PineSol
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Hefty Gas

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Fill a hefty bag with gas from a gas stove. Tape a fuse to it and
light
it. Have a book of matches at the end of the fuse to insure
ignition.
Woof! No more
hefty bag! Or if you want to add some fun to it, forget
the fuse and just shoot bottle rockets
at it. Same effect.

Door Shock
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For this, you will need a
12 volt transformer. Strip about 1 inch off
of the end of each wire. Run the wires out of your
bedroom door. Place
some electrical tape on the bottom of the outside door knob and then

tape the bare wires down so they won’t touch. Disguise the wires so
they won’t look
suspicious. Turn on the transformer and wait for a
victim. This is the ultimate in privacy
protection devices. Don’t
use more than 12 volts. You can kill somebody.

Auto Annihilator
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You owners of pick up trucks are already in
possesion of urban assault
vehicles. All you need is some nice size rollable objects, some
cord,
and some duct tape. Tape over the latch that hold the tailgate shut.
Tie a cord
from the inside of the cab to the tailgate to hold it
closed. Now, put a bowling ball,
shopping cart, tire, large diameter
steel pipe, etc. in the bed of the truck. It must be large
enough to
roll over the gap between the tailgate and the bed. So now your
cruising along
the interstate at 65mph and some prick pisses you off.
Just pull ahead of him, floor it, and
release the tailgate cord.
Now look in the rearview mirror. Where is the asshole? Oh, that’s
him
spinning out of control with a grocery cart stuck in his grill. Or
is that him over
there in the ditch along side of the road. No!
wait! that’s him speeding up to catch you! No
problem. You were smart
enough to have a few more goodies tied to another cord, like a
bowling
ball. Let her rip! Wham! Yeah, that’s him with the broken steering
rods smashing
into the divider. I knew he was back there somewhere.
Try it going up a steep hill or a bridge
to take out more happy
motorists.

Flare Fun
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Take the glass off of a light bulb and fill it with the yellow
make from grinding up the
inside of a road flare. Tape the glass
back on and screw it back into the socket. Give a new
meaning to
the "Red Light" district.

Non-Handymans Bomb

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Go to the nearest auto parts store and pick up a pack of road
flares
and an aerosol can of starter fluid. Take the flare and duct tape it
to the can
so that the first inch or so of the flare will burn with
out touching the side of the can.
When you wanna blow it up, use the
handy little scratch-n-start piece of the flare and let it
blow.
Not too difficult, eh?

Fun With Cyano
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/> You call it superglue, we call it fun. Any Cyanoacrilate glue will
do the job. It is the
best prankster material ever produced by a
manufacturer. Here are a few ideas to get you
started. Glue the door
to the school shut. Glue car doors, car locks, and car trunks. Glue /> money to the floor at the mall. On a busy day at the mall, put some on
a coin and roll it
infront of some lozers. It won’t dry until it hits
their skin because it needs moisture to
dry. Spill some on your
enemies
pants. Glue the dictionary shut. Glue books to the table
at the
library. Glue windsheild wipers down. Glue gaps caps on. The
possibilities are
endless. Cyano takes a while to dry on metal
surfaces. When you put a few drops of cyano in
baking soda or on saw
dust, it turns to a rock hard substance. Fill the desired spot with /> the powder, and apply as much glue as necessary.

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• Terrorist Home Companion part ]I[ “Anarchy in the Suburbs!”
• Terrorist Home Companion IV
• Truck Weaponry
• Boltbomb
• Nail Grenade