CALCIUM CARBIDE

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MATERIALS: CALCIUM CARBIDE, A TIN COKE CAN, RUBBER CEMENT, WATER, MEDIUM SIZED TEST TUBE THAT WILL
FIT COMFORTABLY WITHIN THE TIN CAN, A CORK WIDER THAN THE MOUTHPIECE OF THE TIN CAN AND A KNIFE />
LOCATION OF CONSTUCTION: OUTDOORS

SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS: DON’T LET ANY HUMIDITY
OF WATER CONTACT THE CALCIUM CARBIDE

THIS WEEK WE’LL START WITH AN UPGRADED
VERSION OF THE CARBIDE BOMB

WELL A CARBIDE BOMB CONSISTS OF A BASIC CHEMICALL
REACTION BETWEEN CALCIUM CARBIDE AND H2O. WELL FIRST GO TO ANY HARDWARE STORE AND BUY CALCIUM
CARVIDE. THEY SHOULD HAVE IT BECAUSE CARBIDE CAMPING LAMPS USE THE STUFF. THE STUFF SHOULD LOOK LIKE
SMALL PIECES OF GRAVEL. NOW YOU GO AND FIND SOME KIND TIN CAN AS IN A USED COKECAN… WELL DRINK THE
COKE (BURP)…. NOW PUT IN THE CALCIUM CARBIDE SO IT FILLS ABOUT 1/4 OF THE CAN… NOW GET A TEST
TUBE. FILL THE TEST TUBE (MEDIUM SIZE) FULL OF WATER. NOW PLACE THE TUBE INSIDE THE CAN THROUGH THE
MOUTHPIECE. NOW YOU ARE FACED WITH AN OPEN MOUTH PIECE.. WELL MOST PEOPLE CAN’T FIND A PROPHANE
TORCH TO MELT A PIECE OF METAL ON THE OPENING… SOO… WHAT YOU CAN DO IS TAKE A CORK LARGER THAN
THE OPENING OF THE MOUTHPIECE. NOE TAKE A KNIFE AND ETCH IN A RING ABOUT 1/4 - 1/2 INCHES ABOVE THE
SMALL END OF THE CORK. NOW CARFULLY WEDGE IN THE CORK (IT MAY TAKE A WHILE) INTO THE MOUTHPIECE.
AFTER IT SLIPS INTO THE WEDGE IN RING. LET IT SIT FOR A DAY SO IT SOMEWHAT RETRNS TO A BLOATED
CORK.. OR TAKE A FEW( I EMPHASIZE FEW) DROPS OF WATER AND PLACE TEM ON HE CORK.. IF ANY WATER GETS
IN YOU WILL HAVE GREAT DIFFICULTY SEEING, WRITINMG, WALKING… THINGS LIE THAT. NOW TAKE RUBBER
CEMENT AND PLACE IT AROUND THE CRACKS BETWEEN THE CORK AND THE TIN CAN. LET THE GRENADE SETTLE TILL
THE GLUE DRIES. NOW YOUR READY TO GO… GET YOUR LITTLE SISTER OR ANYONE YOU HATE AND SA COME HERE
LETS PLAY CATCH.. WELL THROUGH THE CAN MAKE SURE IT HITS THE GROUND NEXT TO THE TARGET VERY HARD..
SO THE TEST TUBE BREAKS.. NOW HOT GASES FORM … PRESSURE BUILDS AND ( OHH NOO!)
BOOM!

FIG. 1
TOP VIEW OF THE CAN

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FIG.2
CORK WEDGE

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FIG. 3

COKE CAN GRENADE OVER VIEW
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! ( )—— TEST TUBE WITH WATER
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!****( )**—— CALCIUM CARBIDE

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THE PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS SYTEM DIDN’T WORK AS
WELL AS THIS. IT’S UP TO YOU TO JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.

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CRACKER JACK

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