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| — General Destruction Volume
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| Listed here are a few tips for you |
| anarchists on how you can
cause some |
| public havoc and destruction! |
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*About
this file*: This tfile, originally written by The Unknown Witness,
has been re-edited,
re-phrased, and re-styled, so that it appears to you in 80
columns, in lowercase, and in the
"traditional" DOA format. The file is being
restyled because we felt that it should
be rereleased upon the instatement of
the Unknown Witness into DeadMan Operations and
Activities. So, we proudly
present to you a retyped issue of his infamous "General
Destruction" series -
the issue that started it all - Volume One.
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*J.L.
Hudsons!* Bring a good, strong magnet with you, and head for the
clothing section… Look at
the clothes on the rack, look at the tag…
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See that row of colons ^^ I
drew? Well, that represents the magnetic
strip which they use for invnetory purposes. If you
erase this strip with the
magnet, the cash register won’t be able to read the tag and the lady
will have
to enter the whole number… this gets very nasty if you erase the tags on
almost every shirt, blouse, ect. in the store… most of the stuff has more
than one tag, be
sure to erase both…
*Anywhere:* Bring a small screwdriver with you, find one of
those
drinking fountains that has a cooling system, (it makes a humming sound every
so
often, and there is a fan).. Reach underneath, behind it and find the
coolant line that is
the largest. Next, find the little valve on it, it will
have a cap on it. Remove the cap and
you will see what looks like a bicycle-
type valve. Poke it with the screwdriver until soem
air is sucked into the
system.. Then get out of there, the compressor will make some strange
noises,
then will quit. In a few minutes, it will cool off, and try to start again.
This
cycle will destroy the compressor…ha.
*Restrooms:* Take the toilet paper and pull off
a section about 4 feet
in length. Stick it in the toilet the flush it down.. If you still have
your
screwdriver, turn the water inlet valve to full - this is that valve on a
normal
toilet…
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It’s a little hard to
understand, but it is usually capped, take off the
cap. If you do it right, the whole roll of
toilet paper will be gone in no
time - keep doing it ’til it floods…!
*Any
Store!* Some stores have a security system that employs the use
of little plastic buttons,
slips, or disks that are fastened to articles of
cloting. Inside these articles are a piece of
copperish-looking foil coated
with some green plastic marked, "Inventory Control -
Property of the Store."
(In some cases, this piece of plastic is placed on a string all
by itself..)
Take this piece of plastic and do any of the following - drop it into a
but it will
trigger the alarm all the time!).. Find a little kid standing all
by himself, and tell him
it’s a special magic card, and to keep it! (Once he
leaves, the alarm will go off, and his
parents will get busted..) Or, of
course, you can drop it into the bag of another customer,
that’s always phun..
*Any Large Department Store:* Sometimes there are phones laying
around
in unsupervised checkout booths, (like in hudson’s or something), pick up the
phone, and dial a three digit number - this usually connects you with another
part of the
store - after some real pranking around the whole store, you might
want to walk around and see
what you’ve done; (usually, there will be a small
store directory taped into the handset, it
always comes in handy.)
*The HardWare Department:* Find a small cylinder of methyl
acetalyne
propeniene, (or the tradename "mapp"), and jam a small nail into the top,
not
allowing too much gas to escape at one time… The smell of the gas you will
soon
find out is –>terrible<– and if left around slowly releasing the gas,
it might cause
an explosion, (if it is near the electrical and lighting dept),
or most likely it will cause
some really pissed customers who smell the stuff;
it really smells bad!!
*Elevators:* Remember when your parents got pissed when you messed with
the buttons on an
elevator? Well, forget that - find the switch, usually a
pushtype, and turn it off when you
are at a floor. Most people don’t know how
the hell to work it, and will get quite
pissed…
Also, push and stick one of the buttons down, (lets say the highest floor
will always
seek that floor when it’s not being called by other floors - over
time, it becomes slower and
slower…
*At A Large Department Store:* Find one of those brass disks on the
floor.. Stand on it and turn your whole body counter-clockwise to unscrew it.
Take a look
inside, and you’ll see a pair of wires that look very thin, there
is a good chance that those
are serial register bus wires. Strip them, (with
your handy-dandy swiss), and touch them
together, if there is a small spark,
you’re in luck. If there is a large spark forget where
you read this - this
will effectively knock out all the data transmissions from each register
to
the master computer, depending on the setup, each register might go dead..
(What a
mess…)
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"General Destruction" is a TradeMark of DeadMan Operations and Activities, Inc
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Watch for more G.D. volumes from the Unknown Observer! -
(K)opyWrong 1988 All Rights
Fucked!
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_| This file was Written by: The Unknown Observer |_
| Edited by: Riff Raff |
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