[Cre8tor]

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a
very attractive
young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a
faithful wife, the mother of
your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute, so at least I can tell you what
happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"

And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
lady here asked me
for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on
her and let her into the
car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't
eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up
the enchiladas I
made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her
clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she
needed clothes, I gave her
the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because
you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear
because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear
just to annoy her and
I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't
wear because
someone at work has a pair like them."

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I
walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said..

'"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'