Thread: Jokes
View Single Post

  #7 (permalink)  
Old 05-01-2007, 01:01 AM
S7@1T3D's Avatar
S7@1T3D S7@1T3D is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,772
Rep Power: 0
S7@1T3D is an unknown quantity at this point
Send a message via MSN to S7@1T3D
Default

Whats blue, yellow, white and sits in a pool?
Baby with its floaters slashed.

There where 3 men at heaven's gate and they had to show something to do with Christmas. The first man pulled out a lighter from his pocket and light it than explained it was a candle. The second man took his boots and socks off and held them up like stockings. Finally the third man pulled a g-string(thong) out and said they were Carols.

Whats 3ft high and cant turn around in hallways?
Baby with a javelin through its neck.

Whats big, tough, yellow and can't swim?
A bulldozer

Whats green, blue, yellow and sits in a pool?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
__________________
[img]http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n148/Gobiggi/sLA.png[/img]
[url=http://www.coffeesh0p.com]Cheap Salvia D and Cannabis Seeds[/url]
http://revelationx29a.com/index.php
Reply With Quote