[blackrose_426]

i almost forgot about the gay jokes. just let me say something before i tell them. i have nothing against gays and i mean no disrespect. jokes are made to be laughed at not to hurt peoples feelings. ok here they are.

there are these tree gay guys and one of thier best friends just died. the first guy says to the others that he is going to have him creamated and he is going to dump his ashes in the ocean because he loved it when they whent sailing togather. the second gay guy says "im going to take his ashes and put burry them in my garden because he loved it when we planted flowers togather. and the third guy says "no, im going to take all of his ashes and put then in a hot bowl of chilly so he can tear my ass apart one more time. hahahah.


another one is as follows:

there are two gay guys making out in a shower togather. the first gay guy asks the other one if he wants to play a game. he says yeah. and the first gay guy tells him he is going to stick something up his ass and he has to tell him what it is. so the first gay guy goes to the kitchen, opens the fridge and pulles out a carrot. he goes back to the shower and tells gay guy #2 to shut his eyes. the first gay guy sticks the carrot in his ass and asks him what it is. the secont gay guy replies "hmm its long, has dimples all over it and it goes to a point. its a carrot" the first guy says "right now its your turn. so the secont gay guy goes to the kitchen, opens the fridge and pulles out a cucumber and goes back to the shower and sticks it in the first gay guys ass and asks what it is. he says. its wide, bumps all over it. its a cucumber, its my turn. so the first gay guy goes to the bathroom.

now here you have to ask the person you are telling the joke what are those things called that unclog the shitter? and when they say toilet plunger you say ohh, you must have played that game. it gets them everytime and they wont even see it comeing. hehe

well i cant say gay jokes withought a lesbian joke so here it is.
Q: what do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A: fur traders.
its not verry funny but its the only lesbian joke i know. hope you guys enjoy. peace