[DIzzIE]

I'm tired of reading through the recent barrage of threads asking for hitmen/dead hookers/forgeries/whatever the fuck else you hardened criminals write Santa about--especially when the posters don't seem to be volunteering any knowledge themselves--so all request posts will now be corralled to this one sticky.

Post all of your craptastic "I need a ... / Where do I get a ..." requests here. Post them once and only once, and don't bump this thread with multiple "guyz plzzz help i reaally need dis shit y0" requests every week.

Obviously, this thread, much like the rest of the forum, isn't meant to facilitate any illegal activity, and is provided solely for educational and/or entertainment purposes (mainly so the rest of us can have a good laugh at all of your dumbfucky requests :P).

And one more thing: Bombshock isn't a marketplace, so there will be absolutely no posts that either request or offer payment in exchange for any goods or services.

Post away...