Make crappy fake id that looks like right one from 30-40cm , then go buy it , if your asked for id , show it form your hand and say "I dont have to give my id to you , the law says so"
(it does almost in every country)
For stealing think of something with remote control stuff(camera needed on them) , like put beer on remote control car , drive it under somewhere where noone goes , at night drive it next to exit when shops opened at morning you drive it out
