Also, I've been caught with thousands worth of shit in my hands before...if you get caught...MAKE SURE you're not dumb enough 2 keep shit in ur pockets when ur about 2 get searched. The store employee's can't search you, only a pig... while on ur way to loss prevention, dump shit out you may have stupidly put in your pockets. make sure the cameras can't see you doing it. But I pride myself in never putting things in my pockets, cuz if you get caught, you're evidence is already on you. If you carry it out of the store in your hands, who the fuck is gonna question you??? especially if you have a receipt... And always stick to the same story if you get caught... you can't pay for it, you don't know anyone that could pay for it for you, you never were gonna steal anything. I've gotten caught with no money and because I went up and acted like I wanted to apply for an instore credit card I was let go by the cops cuz I told them I was planning on buying it. And my story is"i couldn't get the approval for the card because I don't have my ID on me." Which leads me to my next thing. I never keep my wallet on me(or anything in my pockets) cuz i don't like cops going through my shit. Empty pockets, and if you have a car key, hide it in a shoe or sock or somewhere they won't check. I've split belts and put keys in them before. Cuz if they think you're stealing and your car is outside...they might go through it. Always tell them someone dropped you off or you're walking. Then when they let you go, walk around the area, but not in their sight, until they leave the store, or have someone pick you up and get ur car later. And always do this sober, if you're dumb enough to steal while ur impaired...u deserve to get caught... good luck  |