Hahaha. This just happened:
I was going to mcdonalds with a washed $5 as a $20. I get to the window and give her the $20 bill. I thought she put it in the dror and went to get my food, but she goes and gets the manager!
The manager says "Sir, this bill is fake."
I'm thinking oh fuck, so being smart I go "What? How? Let me see."
Then I take it from him.
He says "Well it feels like paper" (and it did, I scrub my bills too hard and they get very thin)
Well being the smart guy I am, I go "Yea but it has the line" (Covering up the watermark because it was Lincoln and not Andrew Jackson, hoping he wouldn't look at it)
Well he takes it from me and looks at the line, then he starts looking at the watermark. I'm thinking "Great, no food". But now most people know that the watermark face is the same face as on the bill, not this guy though. He looked right at the watermark of Lincoln, not seeing Andrew Jackson smack dab in the middle of the bill I guess.
He simply says "Oh sorry sir." And puts it in the register. Owned... Yay I got paid to eat
