[Leviathan]

So, after a particularly wild night of drunken partying, I woke up with my eyes taped shut with scotch tape. normally this would only be freaky for a sec but when you add the hangover and hey the ass left me on the bed in the middle of a circle of liquid soap, so i was blind hungover and trying to get my bearings, and went slip sliding off the bed. naturally skin made it easier to slip.

That wasn't the kicker, after pulling off the tape, i come to find that he's drawn tons of designs everywhere in freaking sharpie so it took a lot of time and red skin to get off.

I don't want to scare him away permanently, just make him think twice about expecting no payback.

Suggestions?

P.S. Go ahead and have a good laugh. I realize it is very amusing and would do so if I were in the same position.