[Fayle]

A boyfriend is supposed to protect you, not be a juvenile immature brat. This is what you do.

If you have had sex then say you really want it. If not say you want to have sex. While he is "in the mood" make sure he takes everything out and what not. Have duct tape, a marker, a blindfold, and some NAIR. Tell him you want to try it blindfolded. Put the blindfold on him and start feeling him up or whatever (you can wear gloves). Take the NAIR out and say its lubricant. Put it EVERYWHERE. His Dick, asshole, chest, head, just be sexy and he won't realize anything. Then take the marker and play with it on him while you doing "whatever". Then take the Duct Tape and put it all over his Dick, and tape his dick and balls together. Get up before you actually have sex and say
"You're not worth my time you spineless piece of shit"
And then take pictures. All goes according to plan he will be hairless, covered in marker, have a very sore Penis and Scrotum, and you will have pictures and a single attitude to play with.