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Old 03-16-2007, 02:00 AM
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Ok this Thread was locked but i done more research on this but only in reply to my posts. besides the original idiot and his mould what he suggested to do as to make Pruno.
Here is a recipe for orange pruno.

What you need
* Ten oranges.
* 240mL of fruit cocktail. (Eight fluid ounces)
* Forty to sixty sugar packs(teaspoon)
* 500mL of water. (Sixteen fluid ounces)
* A big plastic bag that can be sealed. Garbagebags and rubber bands are totally cool.
* Some Tomato sauce.
* A towel.

Method

STEP ONE -- PEEL, SMASH AND HEAT.
REMEMBER TO FEEL THE HATE.

1. Toss the oranges into the Ziploc bag.
2. Pour the fruit cocktail and dump it into the bag, along with your own emotional cocktail of nihilism, depression and crippling boredom.
3. Mash them furiously, feeling the anger of being unjustly sentenced to hellish bourgeois existence of cable television and suburban shopping malls.

You now have a big bag of gushy fruit. In order to take that fruit to the next level, you're going to need to heat it up to get the process going. But prison cells aren't outfitted like home, so you're going to use hot water to warm the bag enough to get it up. to snuff.

DROWNING YOUR SORROWS.

1. Go run the hot water in your bathtub.
2. Now that the fruit has been beaten to a pulp, throw in 500mL (sixteen ounces) of water and mingle together. Double check that Ziploc seal to ensure you don't spill orange goo all over the place. As the water begins to steam, allow the sneaking feeling that you'll never amount to anything run down your spine.
3. Place the bag under the tap for 15 minutes to heat it up.

BE PATIENT AND SLIGHTLY PARANOID.

1. You will now have a large, ominous Ziploc bag of warm crap.
2. Take the pruno, tenderly, like a proud parent of a newborn and wrap it in a towel, so it can stay warm and speed along the fermentation process.
3. Stash "Baby Pruno" extremely well, so none of the authority figures in your life will start asking questions and have to be shanked later on. Once your bag of festering fruit is hidden, wait 48 hours while constantly paranoid someone will find your pruno and steal it. Accuse everyone. Refuse to sleep.

STEP TWO: A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR.

After 48 hours of sitting in a warm place, that bag of mashed fruit will attempt to become a crud-filled beach ball, as the gases released from the start of the fermentation process swell the plastic bag.

Once the bag is opened, you'll immediately smell something yeasty and foul. This smell is a good thing. It means you're ready to feed your pruno.
To speed along the fermentation and also to impart a better taste, you're going to have to add something sweet to the mix.

1. This means it's Tomato sauce and sugar time! After you've raided the local Burger King,
2. add two big old squirts of tomato sauce
3. and 50 sugar cubes. Swish around the tomato sauce and sugar a bit, which will give the pruno a reddish tint, then go run that hot water. Stinky Baby Pruno needs a bath. Real bad.
4. Instead of 15, run the pulp under the faucet for a full 30 minutes to ensure the sugar is fully absorbed into the fermenting fruit juice.
5. After heating the bag, wrap it up again you will need a bigger towel
6. Remember this image, for it is the last time you'll see Baby for three days.

STEP THREE: RINSE, LATHER, HEAT, REPEAT.

With the sugar feeding the fermentation process, Baby Pruno will continue to give off gas as alcohol is produced. Make sure to keep a close eye on Baby Pruno, because if you're not careful, the bag holding Baby Pruno will pop, letting nasty orange pulp and mushy fruit cocktail seep all over the place. This happened when we were making pruno and the apartment smelled like Newark for three days.

Now that everything's together, all you have to do is wait, heating the bag up under hot water for 15 minutes once a day for the next three days. Once you're done with this last push, the pruno is "ready" to drink.

THE HOME STRETCH

The last three days of pruno making are not very strenuous, but in the spirit of providing complete, easy-to-follow directions,
1. Heat the bag.
2. Wait a day.
3. Heat the bag.
4. Wait a day.
5. Heat the bag.
6. Wait a day.


STEP FOUR: CUT THE CRAP, LEAVE THE JUICE.
All of the hard work is just about finished now and rivers of illicit prison hooch await you. The final step merely involves separating the rotting fruit from the quasi-alcoholic juice.

1. After a week's worth of being heated up and wrapped in a towel, your pruno will be a mushy bag of fruit glop.
2. Spoon out the fruit mash, leaving behind only the liquid.
3. Use a strainer to get the rest of the fruit matter.
4. Without the fruit you will have enough pruno left over to fill about two pint glasses.

Pruno does, in fact, seem to have some kind of alcoholic content. An odd burning sensation accompanies the first sip and the liquid gives off the tell-tale stink of booze goodness.
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Old 03-16-2007, 02:29 AM
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Good one. Nice to see someone took a little good out of weefeins thread. A little presentation goes a long way.
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I still think its a "Bad Idea" to be messing with mould in a non sterile enviroment, and i say that because i currently have a nasty chest infection caused by being near mould.
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FIXED! Its Poormans Distillery in gaol.
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Very nice, mate. This is the kinda stuff we need up around here.

I would love to make some of that shit.
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Cheers. Apparently the taste isn't nice :shock: , but do so at your own risk
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Anyone ever try this? Ive got an apple batch going right now and was looking for any and all advice.
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Im going to beg for advice once more.

My apple mix has been brewing for about a week now and smells kind of like apple cider. I did it in an orange juice bottle (wanted to go as ghetto as possible for a better prison feel to the experiment). My problem is that the CO2 is building up so fast now Im having to let CO2 out every few hours and am concerned it will explode tonight if left for further fermenting. Is the fermenting supposed to get faster as the project goes on? Im afraid to leave it uncapped too.
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You can make a basic one-way valve using a balloon. Make a hole in the side of the bottle cap, stretch the mouth of a balloon over the cap and cut off the floppy end. As gas pressure builds it will force its way past the stretched rubber and escape. (Old bicycle valves worked this way.) That should give you the release valve you need without letting air in.

Damned if I know why anyone wants to make pruno anyway. Since it ferments through decomposition, not by the action of yeast, it's guaranteed to taste foul. But if you use the above method at least it won't explode on you.

EDIT: If you really want the "prison feel" then use one of those latex gloves they use for cavity searches. That's about as "prison" as it gets.
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