Anyone Know How Too?im Pissed

captain cook · #1 (**permalink**) 03-12-2009, 02:48 PM

Sometime Ago My Resilliant State Government, Along With Our Studious And Almighty Dept.of Natural Resources (game Wardens) Introduced Coyote Into The State. The Reason For This Is The Friggin Automobile Insurance Companies Were Paying Out Alot Of Claims On Automobiles Hitting Native Whitetail Deer.
Now The Coyote Have Become Somewhat Prolific And Are Killing Every Damn Thing. I Would Love To Know Of Anyways I Can Eliminate The Little Bastards. I Have A Panther Arms .308 Ar-15 Style Rifle And Shoot Enough Of Them. Id Love To Know Of Creative Ways To Trap And/ Or Poision Them By The Truckload.
Dont Worry About Creulty That Only Applies To Animals Who Are Native And Not Nuisance. Thanks Guys

Rage · #2 (**permalink**) 03-13-2009, 02:39 AM

Dude your fucked up. Im not saying dont kill them but dont be a sick twisted fuck about it. It's not their fault they were introduced. If you want them gone kill them quick and ethically like every hunter should. You do know that most serial killers started out torturing animals? Maybe you need help.

Aequitas · #3 (**permalink**) 03-13-2009, 04:09 AM

I don't think he's talking about torturing and killing them slowly, I think he's talking about mass coyotecide to protect...livestock possibly? Do you live in the city or out in boonies, cook?

realgone · #4 (**permalink**) 03-13-2009, 02:35 PM

What'll happen is that state wildlife agency will wait for coyote population to explode, then they'll okay hunting them in season. But, until that happens.....

Dozer · #5 (**permalink**) 03-13-2009, 04:41 PM

You're not going to single-handedly take out the population of coyote without drawing alot of attention to yourself. Oh, and btw, coyote aren't a significant threat to deer either... they're too small so they have to work in packs just to bring down a single deer. And even then, it's hard for them to do....

Wolves on the other hand....

captain cook · #6 (**permalink**) 03-14-2009, 03:26 AM

Neither do I, but they already got my weimerainer pup that cost me 5 bills, and no I dont Torture Animals. Or maybe you can HELP ME take some out thanx dweeb

Aequitas · #7 (**permalink**) 03-14-2009, 04:44 AM

I would suggest a barbwire fence, a large trap or two, maybe a bucket of meat mixed with rat poison, and I don't know if this works but, my uncle uses llamas to keep coyotes away. Apparently they drive them away pretty effectively because he hasn't lost a cow since he got them.

Rage · #8 (**permalink**) 03-14-2009, 06:21 PM

Anyone who posted poison or trap them, in my eyes is twisted. There mammals just like us. How would you feel if you had to suffer from a slow painful death. Besides if you actually here asking for help i highly doubt you could shoot one. It takes so much more skills then i bet your capable of.

captain cook · #9 (**permalink**) 03-15-2009, 03:20 AM

Hey I dont have to justify how you'll hug a tree either. It was a akc Veimerainer pup, a German masterpeice, youre the dumbfuck. Have me invest my money in Greenpeace or something? Imagonna feed them little bastards animal tallow soaked foam rubber and see how their cute little stomachs digest that, what if It had been your kid? Then what? give em a diggie treat. Listen your really stupid man, I tell you I have A .308 Stoner Rifle and you Question my marksmanship? Research the mussle velocity, bullet weight, and Long Range accuracy of that particular model/caliber Panther Arms Custom rifle and then well talk...........thanks again dweeb>

captain cook · #10 (**permalink**) 03-15-2009, 03:35 AM

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captain cook · #11 (**permalink**) 03-15-2009, 08:30 AM

LLAMAS I SHOULD GET THOSE THEIR GOOD FOR SEX TOO!!!!!!!THIS IS A FORUM FOR WEAPONS DRUGS CREDIT FRAUD ETC., AND YOU AND RAGE ANSWR LLAMAS (MMM.. ME SO HORNY) AND THAT IMA CREUL HEARTLESS BASTARD IN REGARDS TO THE LATTER I WOULD SAY "you should write daddy (ME) 9999999999 sentences SAYING "I WILL NOT FEED GRANNYS SUGAR COOKIES TO THE PUPPY. THIS IS DISERESPECTFUL!) AND HAVE THEM FOR ME BY THE NEXT TIME YOU POST TO MY THREAD GLAD IM NOT IN A GROUP IN THIS FORUM.

Rage · #12 (**permalink**) 03-15-2009, 08:18 PM

You set a real good example for yourself don't you? I don't care what they got into or any of that shit. Look i am a hunter always have been always will be and you know the first thing they teach people who are responsible enough to hunt legally. Quick clean ethical kill. That simple and the only way your ass good even get a shot at one is by baiting them or using a wounded animal. Just because you have a gun doesn't mean you know dick shit about hunting. 22-250 is the best gun to use, know why? Flat shooting but i shouldn't have to tell you that because your mister bad ass with a 308. Coyotes are some of the hardest animals to hunt and i don't think you could do it. They see better then most animals, hear better then most and the nose they have will pick you out any day. Give up and let a real hunter do it, the right way.

Aequitas · #13 (**permalink**) 03-15-2009, 11:09 PM

Ugh, captain, stop capitalizing everything and learn to form semi coherent sentences. Rage, killing a coyote isn't that hard when they're hunting your livelihood and costing you thousands. I don't care how cute they are but it just doesn't stand when they eat up your animals. By the way, how would you feel if a mob took you down and started eating you, but then left half the carcass for the birds to pick on? Not very well I don't think.

Lucky · #14 (**permalink**) 03-16-2009, 05:51 AM

Mix a bunch of ground beef with a shitload of anti freeze. Animals love that shit. I guess anti freeze is sweet to canines and felines. But just drive around and throw a couple pounds of the concoction here and there around the area you wanna protect every few days. It'll probably end up taking out a few other scavengers can get to it first but coyotes are really good at scavenging so my guess is it would be pretty effective. Costly but effective

huntin · #15 (**permalink**) 03-23-2009, 11:50 PM

wow! a 308 what a nice gun! have you ever shot any thing before or you just a dumbass? any hunter knows you dont use a gun of that caliber to hunt coyotes a .222 would be just fine. coyotes are sneaky little bastards and from the way you talk you dont seem to know anything about hunting so i dont suggest you try useing your gun because they'll hear or smell you long before you reach your treestand or cover. and its good your a decent human being because if you CAN shoot, a gun like that will blow them half to hell, quickly ending there life.

GrimReaper · #16 (**permalink**) 04-09-2009, 12:14 AM

ok a hitler comment? He is not talking about wiping out the jewish coyotes just killing a annoying nuisance around his property.
Im not defending this guy for killing a animal thats just trying to survive in its new area thats not what this is about.
This is about hunting.
I would reccomend burning down the forest. No forest no deer no coyotes
Done (even though its really fucked up, REALLY stupid, and i dont reccomend it to a REALLY big idiot)