Boyfriend pulled a prank on me...revenge suggestions?

Leviathan · #1 (**permalink**) 06-18-2009, 08:22 AM

So, after a particularly wild night of drunken partying, I woke up with my eyes taped shut with scotch tape. normally this would only be freaky for a sec but when you add the hangover and hey the ass left me on the bed in the middle of a circle of liquid soap, so i was blind hungover and trying to get my bearings, and went slip sliding off the bed. naturally skin made it easier to slip.

That wasn't the kicker, after pulling off the tape, i come to find that he's drawn tons of designs everywhere in freaking sharpie so it took a lot of time and red skin to get off.

I don't want to scare him away permanently, just make him think twice about expecting no payback.

Suggestions?

P.S. Go ahead and have a good laugh. I realize it is very amusing and would do so if I were in the same position.

groundzero_1 · #2 (**permalink**) 06-18-2009, 05:43 PM

Whatever you do, don't hurt his balls, that is just wrong!

Just get creative, take his phone and put his mom's number under your name then tell him to txt you dirty thoughts, or tell him to send you a pic of his dick. (They'll all go to his mom)

shetlan · #3 (**permalink**) 06-18-2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Leviathan

Suggestions?

Yeah, dump him.
Your boyfriend is a juvenile idiot. Whether or not you like him, he's below you - he's also below every other woman on the planet.

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Originally Posted by Leviathan

P.S. Go ahead and have a good laugh. I realize it is very amusing and would do so if I were in the same position.

No, it's really not.

groundzero_1 · #4 (**permalink**) 06-18-2009, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by shetlan

Yeah, dump him.
Your boyfriend is a juvenile idiot. Whether or not you like him, he's below you - he's also below every other woman on the planet.

That is a better idea actually. If my girl did that to me I'd make her clean all that shit up then gtfo and never call her again. My revenge is knowing that she would cry herself to sleep :]

crazy white guy · #5 (**permalink**) 06-18-2009, 10:52 PM

wrap duct tape around his balls then duct tape to his leg. If hes a hairy one it'll be painful to remove the tape. Apart from that, something embarrassing such as putting his hand in warm water will suffice. If he pisses himself while the duct tape is there, he will have to deal with removing the piss soaked tape from his balls =)

groundzero_1 · #6 (**permalink**) 06-19-2009, 03:08 AM

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he will have to deal with removing the piss soaked tape from his balls =)

Hahaha, that's a good one. Do that to him, he'll never forget it.

bloodlusta · #7 (**permalink**) 06-22-2009, 10:34 AM

tell everyone he has a pin dick or comes early. sorted

Aequitas · #8 (**permalink**) 06-24-2009, 04:51 AM

Next time he passes out saran wrap him to his bed, tree, telephone pole, whatever you prefer. Make sure you get all his body so he can't move when he wakes up. I did this to a friend of mine in mid December. It was freakin hilarious to watch him when he woke up.

Fayle · #9 (**permalink**) 06-25-2009, 06:45 PM

A boyfriend is supposed to protect you, not be a juvenile immature brat. This is what you do.

If you have had sex then say you really want it. If not say you want to have sex. While he is "in the mood" make sure he takes everything out and what not. Have duct tape, a marker, a blindfold, and some NAIR. Tell him you want to try it blindfolded. Put the blindfold on him and start feeling him up or whatever (you can wear gloves). Take the NAIR out and say its lubricant. Put it EVERYWHERE. His Dick, asshole, chest, head, just be sexy and he won't realize anything. Then take the marker and play with it on him while you doing "whatever". Then take the Duct Tape and put it all over his Dick, and tape his dick and balls together. Get up before you actually have sex and say
"You're not worth my time you spineless piece of shit"
And then take pictures. All goes according to plan he will be hairless, covered in marker, have a very sore Penis and Scrotum, and you will have pictures and a single attitude to play with.

Fayle · #10 (**permalink**) 06-25-2009, 06:52 PM

A boyfriend is supposed to protect you, not be a juvenile immature brat. This is what you do.

If you have had sex then say you really want it. If not say you want to have sex. While he is "in the mood" make sure he takes everything out and what not. Have duct tape, a marker, a blindfold, and some NAIR. Tell him you want to try it blindfolded. Put the blindfold on him and start feeling him up or whatever (you can wear gloves). Take the NAIR out and say its lubricant. Put it EVERYWHERE. His Dick, asshole, chest, head, just be sexy and he won't realize anything. Then take the marker and play with it on him while you doing "whatever". Then take the Duct Tape and put it all over his Dick, and tape his dick and balls together. Get up before you actually have sex and say
"You're not worth my time you spineless piece of shit"
And then take pictures. All goes according to plan he will be hairless, covered in marker, have a very sore Penis and Scrotum, and you will have pictures and a single attitude to play with.

AESCHYLUS · #11 (**permalink**) 06-27-2009, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Leviathan

So, after a particularly wild night of drunken partying, I woke up with my eyes taped shut with scotch tape. normally this would only be freaky for a sec but when you add the hangover and hey the ass left me on the bed in the middle of a circle of liquid soap, so i was blind hungover and trying to get my bearings, and went slip sliding off the bed. naturally skin made it easier to slip.

That wasn't the kicker, after pulling off the tape, i come to find that he's drawn tons of designs everywhere in freaking sharpie so it took a lot of time and red skin to get off.

I don't want to scare him away permanently, just make him think twice about expecting no payback.

Suggestions?

Yes, don't have particularly wild nights of drunken partying.

hrril · #12 (**permalink**) 06-27-2009, 09:49 PM

I would have to go with taking him out to a restaurant and knowing someone that works in the kitchen and have them piss on his food.

crazy white guy · #13 (**permalink**) 06-28-2009, 10:20 PM

you could just blindfold him, put him on his back, have a strip of duct tape handy, lay it from the base of his shaft to his balls then slowly pull. Pictures would help a lot

headcase · #14 (**permalink**) 06-29-2009, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fayle

Tell him you want to try it blindfolded.... Then take the Duct Tape and put it all over his Dick, and tape his dick and balls together.... And then take pictures.

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Originally Posted by crazy white guy

you could just blindfold him, put him on his back, have a strip of duct tape handy, lay it from the base of his shaft to his balls then slowly pull. Pictures would help a lot

Or you could blindfold him and put duct tape on his scrot and cock and take pictures!

-SR- · #15 (**permalink**) 06-30-2009, 07:38 PM

Haha some of these 'revenge' idea's are pretty f*cking retarded, LOL
Anyway, i think from time to time its fun to prank on eachother. Gives a bit of excitment in the relationship.

Do something most man hate. Very simple. Just take youre sexiest outfit (then take a picture of it and send me, lol) wait for you're boyfriend to come home, make him all horny, like very horny untill his manhood explodes. Then just walk away and go out or something, hahaha. He will understand what he did wrong and when you come back he will bow down for you like a slave for some pussy.

Fayle · #16 (**permalink**) 07-07-2009, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by headcase

Or you could blindfold him and put duct tape on his scrot and cock and take pictures!

Or you could blindfold him and put duct tape on his balls and dick and then take a video of you ripping the tape off!!!!

The Influence · #17 (**permalink**) 07-08-2009, 07:23 AM

Ha!

Why the fuck is everyone bad mouthing your boyfriend? He got you good!

Some of you people got really butt hurt over a prank that wasn't even pulled on you.

If anything next time you guys are drinking, give him a pure Everclear chaser or something fucked up like that.

If hes passed out, tell him (Next morning) that he like... IDK... Blew a guy or something

Ventanator · #18 (**permalink**) 07-09-2009, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by The Influence

Ha!

Why the fuck is everyone bad mouthing your boyfriend? He got you good!

Some of you people got really butt hurt over a prank that wasn't even pulled on you.

If anything next time you guys are drinking, give him a pure Everclear chaser or something fucked up like that.

If hes passed out, tell him (Next morning) that he like... IDK... Blew a guy or something

Imagine what that would be like for you. His prank wasn't really funny...just kinda...douchebaggy.
Next time he is passed out, try this. While he is out shut the door and tape over the switch. Then put tape over every light in the room. When he comes to act like everything is normal. When he tells you to cut the lights on or whatever, act just like you can see. Tell him that something must have happend that caused him to go blind. Leave him as you 'go call for help'. Leave and go shoppig or go get some food, whatever. Just leave him alone until he figures out that he has been tricked.

You could even leave a note taped to the door or somewhere obvious saying something along the lines of:
"Next time I'm passed out and you fuck with me, you WILL go blind."

xXSamXx · #19 (**permalink**) 08-19-2009, 07:21 PM

you should put alot of tape in his door frame so when he wakes up hell run in to it then put something (preferably sharp) on the floor ware he is gunna fall. then if your realy angy you can kick him a few times (but not in his balls). you can add your own stuff too. Tell me what you think.

3nKrYp7 · #20 (**permalink**) 08-20-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by groundzero_1

Whatever you do, don't hurt his balls, that is just wrong!

Just get creative, take his phone and put his mom's number under your name then tell him to txt you dirty thoughts, or tell him to send you a pic of his dick. (They'll all go to his mom)

This is probably the easiest and funniest. Hell if you could get access to his mum's phone you could change his number to yours so you could text her perverted things under the guise of him.