* The Smuggling Thread *

[Semtex_Roach]

Originally Posted by Semtex_Roach

i dont know why nobody has constructively addressed the problem of dogs. are they not frequently used in the US? .

sorry guys hadn't read through all the posts.

and you know, you Do always have the option of........ Anal Sneakage.

[PsychoGuy08]

i have a great way but its better if you have like 20 0z get a quad bike and pour cement in the lower parts of the tires and get airtight bags that could hold like 1 0z put it in 4 of the tires and put some of the raindeer pis on it put the bike on a trailer take it over the border or if your transfering alot of product give them an envelope with 5-10K im sure they wont resist if the that fail get a mosin negant tranq take the guards out i could go on and on

[-inefficiency-]

Why the fuck would you bribe the border guards with 10k when 20oz would cost far, far less than that.

Why would you buy a quadbike just to smuggle a small amount of weed?

Why would you then fuck the bike up?

How would you get the weed out? It'd be inside a solid block of cement....

Don't post unless you're going to say something intelligent.

[willi-wurm]

Originally Posted by Semtex_Roach

4) either repeat the process until the paranoia fades (never a guarantee),

LOL

makes sense. but i think its not all that hard. as i said, just be inconspicuous, and dont make him feel like an idiot, because hes the one that can make you look like on in court.

[TheNatzi]

One of my step-brothers went to jail and he said he talked to this guy about smuggling and dogs smelling the shit.
The guy told him if you put a lot of pepper on your floorboard or really close to the weed and if the dog sniffs any of it, it is supposed to permanently ruin there smell olfactories because of how powerful there sense of smell is and getting pepper in there nose would seem to f*ck it up completely.

Has anyone heard about this or does anyone know if it is a possibility?

[Metal.Junkie]

Heres a smart idea, don't. Its only an Oz, why didnt you just buy it after u crossed the borders? much smarter safer idea. Plus why risk jail for an Oz?

Have you never seen midnight express? Duh....

[klhartwigs321]

keister it! this comes in handy for smuggling other things too.

[Draven]

Air tight containers often aren't they are water tight which is dencer then air molocules. Most Air tight containers will slowly allow air molicules inside the container. Thats why MREs are package in foil wrappers. Metal is a liquid with a very high melting point and is this air tight.

So if you want to make an air tight container, store a water tight container within a water tight vessel filled with water. You can do this cheaply with two condoms/balloons as discribed above.

[Azrael21]

You could always go with the good old fashion anal cavity as stated above, that would work best.
Or be like that dude in Fargo and shoot the cop and then put him in a wood chipper. Lol jk. Disregard that.

[viRus08]

Originally Posted by Azrael21

You could always go with the good old fashion anal cavity as stated above, that would work best.
Or be like that dude in Fargo and shoot the cop and then put him in a wood chipper. Lol jk. Disregard that.

Anal cavity? Oz of weed?

..... IF it is possible, I'd rather stay sober.

[Core Entropy]

Screw it i would stick mine in 5 zip locks with duck tape, spray it with perfume then ax then perfume again and the deer attracting shit and then more ax, then i would put it in my shoe flap. If there is too much i would seperate it out to fit but still be just as precautious.

[Vallen]

just get a sock and safety pin it to the inside of your underwear around your crotch.

[headcase]

Originally Posted by Core Entropy

Screw it i would stick mine in 5 zip locks with duck tape, spray it with perfume then ax then perfume again and the deer attracting shit and then more ax, then i would put it in my shoe flap. If there is too much i would seperate it out to fit but still be just as precautious.

Airports often check your shoes. For bombs, I imagine, but they'd catch this fairly easily.

Anyway, I think we have enough examples of body parts where things can be hid that don't really answer the question. asked so from now on, unless you have some fantastic advice that no one knows about, we don't want to know.

[patty-wak]

I heard somewhere that if you turn a bit of it to paste, spread it across a dogs nose you can get across free. When a dog smells something it will automaticly sniff the ground. From the ground it will most likely move on to someones feet. Make sure you get away fast so it doesnt sniff your feet. When the dog has sniffed drugs on some guys feet the officer with it will make the guy take his shoes off, search him, and all that other stuff, which will give you enough time to get away.

[kau.shade]

i had a few questions for you guys about ketamine. a friend and i are planning a trip to mexico (only about a 30 minute drive for us) but are looking to pick up some ketamine as well.
i figured we could stop by a few pharmacies and veterinarians, or tip some people to send us to a source.. i figure that is the easy part..
i am assuming liquid K is the standard (because its used for the animals if we buy if from a vet etc etc) which is fine.
my real question is getting it back across the border.
are dogs trained to smell ketamine?
if it is liquid K and the bottle is sealed, will the dog be able to smell it? i assume not but idk?

would it be best to hide it in the engine compartment compared to inside the cab?
well i guess that would depend on if it can be smelt by dogs..

or would it make sense to poor it into water bottles instead of hiding it. then i can just cook the water off when back in the states...?

idk what do you guys think? any ideas on what would be the best way?

[ivanxthexterriblex]

Dogs cant sniff out ketamine. Wether its out on a plate cooking or in a bottle. Dont pay people to find out where to find it. You ready have the right idea on where to go to look. Plus they will scam you or point you in the wrong direction for the most part. And you dont want to ask the cops there by mistake and then end up paying them money not go to jail there. But if it happens to you its cheap throw them 20 bucks and your back on your way. And if you do need to ask some one get in a taxi and ask them. This works out 99.9% of the time. I know this. They will take you in the right direction. pm if you need some more help.

[-inefficiency-]

Merged the new smuggling thread into this one and renamed this one "The Smuggling Thread".

The title before was pretty specific, but theres been some interest in smuggling lately. Instead of constantly redirecting people here, I renamed the thread to make it more obvious/useful/fitting.

Enjoy.

[Semtex_Roach]

Well everyone i got back from Amsterdam with 7g of excellent quality hash wtih no problems, and would like to post a tried and true method of smuggling small amounts of virtually any drug from A to B in a safe, smart way that will leave your anus in a virginal state.
I bought souvenirs for my friends - tulip bulbs, flags of amsterdam, t-shirts etc, and kept them all in one bag together in my suitcase. I then went to purchase a very pretty aromatic candle, as well as a selection of hash.
What I then proceeded to do was trace, with a sharp knife, the part under the candle around the price tag/label. I removed the tag, and thanks to tracing with the knife was left with an outline of exactly where the tag was.
I proceeded to hollow out the inside of the candle, taking care not to dig outside the outlined square of where the price-tag had been, and keeping aside all the candle wax I'd dug out.
I then put on some gloves, wrapped up the hash, washed the cling-film wrapping with naptha (lighter fluid), removed the gloves, and dropped the hash into the hollowed candle.
Then I very gently heated the left-over wax and poured it into the hollow, let it harden (if you make sure you heat it gently it will return exactly to its original colour after about an hour), and replaced the price label.
As an added precaution I placed the candle in with the rest of the souvenirs - I wasn't sure if they might take a solitary candle rolling around my suitcase as dodgy.
Well voila, hope it helps

[Spider]

Originally Posted by TheNatzi

One of my step-brothers went to jail and he said he talked to this guy about smuggling and dogs smelling the shit.
The guy told him if you put a lot of pepper on your floorboard or really close to the weed and if the dog sniffs any of it, it is supposed to permanently ruin there smell olfactories because of how powerful there sense of smell is and getting pepper in there nose would seem to f*ck it up completely.

Has anyone heard about this or does anyone know if it is a possibility?

If he is so good why was he in jail?

[Semtex_Roach]

I think he learned of this when he was in prison, not before. but why would you want to ruin the dog's sense of smell, it's not it's fault you're stupid enough to get caught. AROMATIC CANDLES PEOPLE, BE SAFE.
[edit]...AND LEAVE THE DOGS ALONE.

[-inefficiency-]

The cops are going to know something is up when their dog starts sneezing and going apeshit from you fucking up their nose.

Not feasible.